[©2010 BY CLINTON09; ALL CHARACTERS OVER THE AGE OF 18; NO EVENTS DESCRIBED ARE TRUE; STORIES HAVE A 'HARDER EDGE' THAN MOST; BE WARNED; HERE BE DRAGONS]
[Elements of incest are touched upon but are not integral to the story plot.]
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"You DO understand me, don't you, I? I am saying that you are a no account bum that will never amount to anything. You certainly won't have a family or be able to support one. Now get out of my office! There ARE some students that might be salvageable and you're stealing time from them!", so sayeth guidance counselor Bertha N.
That warm, wonderful, encouraging speech was from my high school counselor, discussing my college prospects (none?), my job prospects (almost none), and the help I could expect from her and her office (definitely none!)
With that ringing endorsement, who WOULDN'T be enthusiastic and confident? I was so charged up I didn't bother going to the pathetic job fair the high school arranged, during these recession years. What was the use?
Deflated, I applied to be a pizza delivery boy. Pathetic? Sure! But at least I met their extensive requirements: 1-own your own car. 2-demonstrate an ability to inhale and exhale. End of requirements.
My life was fully scripted now. My guidance counselor's 'pep talk' now seemed optimistic as I weathered traffic, barking dogs, bad neighborhoods, bad pizzas (i.e. prank orders or, worse, pizza orders leading to robbery), and always, crappy tips.
All of this time, I lived at home with my divorced mother. She very much looked like and was as hot as, Doris Day (for those who can remember that far back). With me a stud boy toiling away in the weight room, you would think that we were going at it like hamsters. Alas, she was a 'good' mom and I was a good little boy (of 18) and never our twains did meet. Not that there wasn't a certain tension there, building up over the years. As to my problems with girls and life overall, mom thought my problem was that I was too shy, a home boy as they used to call them. She wanted grandchildren desperately, and wanted me to get off the dime about that. Many parents are like that, but very few take the steps that my mother did.
Her divorce settlement was generous and she didn't have to work. When she did work, years back, it was as a therapist who included extensive use of hypnosis. She had already given me 7 treatments, some of which worked, others that hadn't. I had been on the road to being not only bad in school but out of shape too.
Her post hypnotic suggestions got me off of junk food and into the tiny gym we had in the basement. So, I may have been a "C" student, but I was a damn healthy one. I developed an impressive physique, though only I and my mom knew about it. Job or no job, mom thought I should be 'out there' where women could experience the new (studly) me. So, she made another post hypnotic suggestion that, she was certain, would really yield grandchildren by the busload.
Her hypnotic suggestion was: "When you hear the word pregnant you will become excited. If you are offered a chance to get a woman pregnant, you will become excited and will impregnate her. You will not be able to refuse. Just the sight of a pregnant woman will get you excited and make you seek out a woman to impregnate. These rules will apply whether you have made an impregnation five years ago or five minutes ago. When these conditions apply, nothing else in this world matters but these rules. When I awake I will only remember these rules and nothing else."
So unknown to me, I was walking around with not only lectures on junk food and working out, but also in 'driving to the hoop to score' regarding women. All of these concepts were implanted in my dime store head by my mother. Looking back, I guess I was lucky she hadn't REALLY gone crazy and given me some really odd suggestions (You will wear only plaid? Vote for Perot? The AMC Pacer was a great car?)
Well, all of these elements led up to the mistake that led to some 'changes' in my life. I was delivering pizzas, my proud profession, when we got an order from the new fertility clinic. Ironically, it was one mile outside of our area and within our company's other store's range. For reasons unknown, we took the order anyway. I zoomed there to make our delivery time promise. Our 'official' outfit is a blue company shirt and whatever pants that fit. I was wearing basketball shorts (completely against company rules) and a new pair of Nike's.
I found the clinic using the archaic on-line Mapquest off my iPhone. I parked on the wrong side. The sign clearly pointed to the front (i.e. other side) as the official entrance. God, I hate those situations. I always say screw it and go right in. SO, I went right in. You can imagine the welcome I got from the OB GYN...or her patient having the exam! Thankfully, the patient was in white gown with her legs dangling over the exam table, modestly. No foul, I prayed.
The obligatory "What the hell is this?!!"
And then "God, I'm sorry, I used the wrong door."
This was followed by the ever lilting "Get the hell out of here, and use the right door, moron." As I headed out, FATALISTICALLY, the doctor added: "And close that door quietly, this is a pregnancy clinic!" Uh, oh!!
Sure enough, I closed my eyes, and that post-hypnotic suggestion overwhelmed me. I passed out, probably because this was the first time I had heard that word since the powerful hypnosis and I had built up a reaction.
The doctor immediately stopped her verbal diatribe, of course, and ran to me. Putting those pizzas in the garbage, she gently laid me flat. Grabbing her scope, she could see pupil response was fine. I was just out for a moment. Then, the patient cleared her throat, telling the doctor to see something else.
The OB GYN looked down and gasped. The hypnosis was intended to make me react with all my manhood if pregnancy was invoked in any form. Sure enough, the doctor noted that arising from my all too casual cotton shorts was perhaps my only real asset on this planet: a solid foot long cock.
Within one minute, both patient and doctor were kneeling near me staring at my magical rod. As the patient lightly touched it, the doctor did a full body scan, noting that I might have been a barely employed moron, but I was fabulously well built nonetheless (not having a computer or anywhere to go, I did retreat to the gym in mom's basement, with good results it appeared.)
I came to and they helped me up. The patient put my cock back in my cotton shorts. I said, "Not that I particularly mind, but what was with my Johnson being out?"
The doctor: "It just grew out of your shorts, for some reason. I must note, professionally speaking of course, you have an extraordinarily large and handsome organ. I am not just saying that to be polite...remember, this is a pregnancy clinic (again, I tottered, sitting on a metal stool) dealing with problems like Mrs. S. here. Normally, as in her case, we would find a donor to impregnate her clinically, as her husband is sterile. While you were unconscious, she joked on how nice it would be to try a much simpler and cheaper 'old fashioned method'. What I'm asking you is: do you think that you could spare time from that other job and work here too, on a part-time basis?"
This sounded pretty damn good, but what was the story about Greeks bearing gifts? I said: "Part-time basis? Doing what?"
The doctor: "Geez, some imagination? What do you think...lord, show him." She nodded to the patient. The good patient climbed on the exam table, centered herself, let her gown fall open. The good doctor saw my ears prick up, so she gave the last impetus: "Come on, get over here and make her pregnant!"
A little dizziness now as I got used to that overpowering word. I took off my cheap duds, flexed my muscles to show them a stud was present, and climbed on board. I couldn't believe that I had been invited, almost begged, to knock up this gorgeous MILF 45-ish blonde soccer mom. She moaned in pleasure as my 12 inch cock slithered its way into her fertile depths. My rough ended cockhead, uncut, was scraping and tingling the sensitive vaginal walls as it inexorably advanced. No force on earth would stop it from its quest to find the fertile fields. Her powerful cunt muscles gave me a titanic squeeze, almost cutting me in half. But, she was just trying to remind me that she was a part of this act, too. I continued my sawing, in and out, when finally I felt her quake. Without warning, this sexy soccer mom just couldn't take the excitement anymore and shouted out some bad words before moaning in orgasm. I joined her. I grabbed her matronly behind, holding it in a bear-like grip. Soon, I was spraying with firehose power a shower of potent sperm that went everywhere, leaving her fertile womb alive with vibrant, spawning spermatozoa. I was about to roll on my side to relax when I realized, there was no side.
I stood up again. The patient got up groggily, thanked the doctor, thanked me by kissing me in a lewd, lascivious fashion unbecoming an older mature woman (in other words, I loved it), and left.
As I caught my breath, the doctor petted me on the shoulder. She said that: "while you were out, the patient challenged me to convince you to service her. She said she'd pay $500 to the non-profit clinic if I could. Well, I got you to do her, here's her check, and here's my check TO YOU."
I looked in amazement. A check for $250 just for doing it!! That was like a month's salary at the pizza place, before tips (or after tips too). I was obviously in the wrong business. I quit the lucrative field of Italian baked product transportation service and inquired about joining the clinic full-time. I waited a month, though, figuring if I worked 24/7 on weights they'd think they were getting Mr. Universe. At my interview, I was as pumped up as the former governor of California...