Author's note: This story is a continuation of "Poolside: Ch. 04, Pt. 2" and was originally intended to be the conclusion to Chapter 4. It originally appeared on Literotica on 09/09/03, but was recently edited to correct several typos and other careless errors.
*
On Halloween night, as Katrina and I had planned, I was waiting by my phone at midnight. It rang at 12:01. I eagerly picked it up on the second ring!
"Hey, T-Kat! Howya been?"
"Elevator Don! How're they hangin'? Gettin' any?"
"Some, but not as much as I'd like! You?"
"Every night!"
"I'm jealous! So, what's the plan, T-Kat? Are you going through with it?"
"Dope! I always pay off my debts! I just don't lose very often! I've reserved a room for us at a great hotel. Earliest check-in time is 2:00 p.m. When can you get there?"
"I can get easily there by 2:00. What hotel?"
"You don't need to know! I'll meet you in Lot D of the Train Station. That's the long-term parking lot. Find a place to park and I'll find you. I know your car. I'll be there by 2:30 at the outside. We'll take my car to the hotel. That way we'll look more married! Our reservations are under the names 'Mr. and Mrs. Dan Jarvis.' I'm your sweet little wife, Katherine!"
"Dan and Katherine Jarvis? Why all the intrigue, T-Kat? Why don't I just meet you at the hotel and register under one of our names?"
"Don, I've had to lie to a lot of people to pull this off, and I don't want anybody to EVER find out! Bear with me, huh? I've got this all worked out! Trust me!"
"Okay, sure! I'll be at the parking lot by 2:00. Anything else I need to know?"
"Coupla things. First, this is a nice place, so arrive in a coat and tie. You do own a jacket, and you do know how to tie a necktie, don't you? Or will I have to do it for you?"
"I can handle that, T-Kat! Although I know I'd enjoy having you do it for me! Anything else?"
"Yeah. The hotel has a big New Year's party, complete with dinner and dancing. It's limited to three hundred couples. Want me to make reservations for us to attend? There's still time for me to do that."
"Sounds like fun. Just remember what we're supposed to be doing at the stroke of midnight! Is that the sort of couple you mean?"
"Hah! You really aren't getting enough! Okay, I'll make reservations for the party. Unless a problem comes up, we won't talk again until December 31, right? That's the deal?"
"Yep! Look for me in the parking lot! I'll be the one with the tent in his pants!"
"It better be because of me! See ya then! Don't forget to wear shoes and socks, Don!"
Katrina laughed and then I heard her hang up. Two more months to wait! Would she really show up? What about her boyfriend? Well, I guess he was one of the ones she was lying to.
On December 31 I arrived at the designated parking lot at 1:30. I was both eager and nervous. Would Katrina really show up? If she did, would she still be interested in making love to me?
The lot was nearly full, but I found two adjacent parking places at the end most distant from the station. I took one, leaving the other for Katrina. Then I waited. I kept checking my watch. She hadn't arrived at 2:20 when some woman drove her car into the space beside me. I glanced over and saw that she had blond, shoulder-length hair, so I knew she wasn't Katrina.
Now Katrina had no place to park near me! Damn! I began moving my head back and forth as I used the rearview mirror to look for her. After a couple of minutes I realized that the woman next to me hadn't gotten out of her car, so I glanced over. I saw Katrina grinning at me!
We jumped out of our cars and embraced. Katrina looked up at me and my eyes danced back and forth between hers. "God, it's good to see you, T-Kat!" I said. "But your hair . . ."
"It's a wig, silly! I told you I don't want anybody to know I'm here! If you didn't recognize me, I'm safe unless I run into somebody else I know!"
Katrina was wearing, in addition to her blond wig, a conservative dark woman's suit with a knee-length tight skirt. She had a white blouse which was buttoned to her throat, and, given the way her breasts felt when I hugged her, she was even wearing a bra. Her shoes had moderately-high heels. She looked so good that I felt underdressed in my coat and tie! And I DID have a tent in my pants!
"T-Kat, I didn't know you even OWNED a bra, let alone knew how to wear one! Would you like me to adjust it for you?" I reached up and cupped both her firmly-covered breasts. Katrina's eyes turned even darker and deeper as she looked at me.
Katrina smiled and we shared a long, hot kiss. She rubbed herself against my erection. "Let's get to the hotel and you can take it off me!" Katrina said. I was relieved that she was also breathing hard. "Here's a suitcase that matches mine. Let's transfer your stuff to make us look more married!"
While I was moving my stuff into her suitcase, Katrina got out a roll of black plastic tape. She cut pieces off it and put them on the license plates, changing several of the numbers. "I borrowed this car from a friend. The hotel keeps a record of tag numbers and guests' names. I don't want anything we do to ever get back to her!"
When I had everything out of my car and into hers, Katrina got a devilish look in her eyes. "Close your eyes, Don!" I felt her pressing something sticky against my face. When she let me open my eyes, she was holding up a mirror. I now had a full beard and mustache! The color even matched my hair! "Camouflage!" She said. "I don't want anybody recognizing you, either! I brought extra glue, so you can take it off when nobody's around!" She kissed me, then giggled. "It tickles a little!" She remarked, then kissed me again, hard.
Katrina gave me the car keys and directed me to the hotel. On the way she slipped a wedding ring onto my finger. "See? It matches mine, Mr. Jarvis!" She held up her hand so that I could see. Suddenly she dropped into a drawl. "Ah truly dew hope ah didun git me-self hitched tew uh dufus wid uh limp stick! Ahm sew ecks-sited ah kin hardly kip mah drawurs on!"
We both laughed for at least a block. I followed Katrina's directions, and we turned into the hotel's entrance. They had valet parking, and as soon as a bellhop unloaded our matching suitcases, a unformed young woman drove the car away. Katrina hung on my arm and looked adoringly at her "husband" as we followed our luggage into the lobby. She was deliberately rubbing her left breast against my biceps as we walked.
A cute, dark-haired woman, perhaps twenty-five or so, smiled to us from the reception desk. She was trim and attractive in her hotel uniform, and she looked very professional. "May I help you, sir? Under what name is your reservation?" She politely inquired. Katrina never looked at her but continued gazing fondly up at my face. There was an eager smile on her face. It matched the eager tent in my pants.
I gave her the "Dan Jarvis" name, and the woman behind the desk immediately found the reservation. "I see you've already paid in full for four nights and also for tonight's big bash!" She said as she handed me our electronic room keys and an envelope containing our tickets to the New Year's Gala. "Complete information about our Gala is in the envelope, Mr. Jarvis. If you have any questions, please just give us a call." She smiled again and continued. "We're SO happy you decided to begin your honeymoon with us, and of course we've booked you into one of our bridal suites as you requested! You'll find vintage champagne ready for you in your suite with our compliments. I hope you enjoy your stay!" She smiled at Katrina and me.
Katrina leaned up and gave me a passionate, loving look, then kissed me. "Aren't they nice, Darling? I know we'll be SO happy!"