I handed the pretty brunette cashier a hundred. She snickered a little, her brown eyes lowered, as she counted out my change.
"What's funny?" I asked her.
She looked at her aisle to be sure no one was waiting to check out. Then she said in a low voice, "I don't know if you've noticed, but you're S***** J**** ."
I grinned at her. "Yes, I noticed."
"So what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be somewhere a little more glamorous, starring in a movie or interviewing on The Tonight Show?"
Here was a Small Mart department store in Podunk, Nowhere. "Car broke down," I explained. "Being fixed. I'm here the night, and tomorrow."
"Bummer. But I'm pleased to meet you, Mr. J****. I'm a fan. $95.04." She handed me my change.
"Call me S*****. Pleased to meet you, too--" I said, glancing at her name tag, "--Peggy." It was hard not to notice that, underneath her name tag, she had fantastic tits. "Are you busy the rest of the evening? I'd love for you to join me for dinner."
She grimaced with regret. "I just came on shift, and I'm working until closing. I wish I could."
"Where's your manager?"
She pointed. "Bess. The blonde. Going to complain about me?"
"Oh yeah. I'm hoping she'll fire you on the spot." I winked to let Peggy know I was kidding, and she grinned back. Her teeth were very straight, like she had worn braces at some point, and she had dimples in her freckled cheeks.
I went over to Bess, money clip in hand, and got her attention. "Peggy has a family emergency," I said to her, laying a hundred-dollar bill on the service counter. "She needs the rest of the day off. And, if I'm lucky, possibly all day tomorrow."
Bess's eyes flew open. "Listen," she said in a low, fierce voice, "I don't care if you are a big-shot movie star; you can't just steal my employees."
I laid a second hundred on top of the first.
"Are you crazy? I'm not going to accept a bribe!"
But she was whispering, and her eyes were on the money, so I knew her heart wasn't in it. So I laid down a third, and then a fourth. I kept laying them down until Bess shut up.
It cost me eight hundred dollars to get Peggy the night off. Bess pocketed the bribe and then walked over and cordoned off Peggy's aisle. "I'm sorry to hear about your family emergency, Peggy," she said. "After you've waited on the last person in line, you can bag up your money and then clock out."
I used the time to call us a cab. It must take a long time to bag up and clock out, because by the time Peggy was ready to go, I was paying the cabbie to wait. She came out the front door, carrying her jacket over one shoulder. Because she had her vest off, I could see not only the clear outline of her spectacular tits, but the smooth skin of her bare belly under the thin midriff t-shirt she was wearing--and, below that, the easy swing of her big, round hips. I had supposed she was standing on a raised platform behind the register, but I realized, minus an inch or two for her thick-soled boots, she really was that tall; easily six feet, most of it long, graceful leg. I waved to her and she walked toward me.
"I didn't think you'd do it," she said, smiling.
"I've never done anything like this before," I said. I acted like I was kidding, but it was the truth; never before or since.
"Neither have I," she said. "Where do you want to have dinner?"
Never one to beat around the bush, I said, "How about we take in some room service at the Grand?"
"Jesus. I've never even been there, and I've lived in this town my whole life."
"It's nice. You'd like it."
"You're on," she said, and helped herself into the cab.
The trip to the Grand Hotel was thirty minutes in rush-hour traffic. We didn't wait. I scooted over close to her and kissed her, and she melted against me. She wrapped her arms around my neck, arched the bare small of her back under my hands, and I felt her tits press soft against my ribcage, her hip hard against my thigh. She felt great, smelled great; floral and slightly musky. Her mouth on mine, her soft, warm tongue, felt like my first million bucks. I wrapped my arms around her waist and dragged her onto my lap so I could feel her firm, round ass, and so she could feel my erection through my pants. She "mmph"-ed when her knee caught on the seat in front of us. I didn't let it stop me, but dragged her astride my lap instead of side-saddle. Her skin felt like velvet, smooth and dense; I pressed her against my torso, her big soft tits, hard metal belt buckle, and the large, moist pocket of warmth growing between her thighs, in the crotch of her twill pants.
"Cop," the cabbie warned us laconically. Peggy swung gracefully off my lap and into her own seat, and we buckled our seatbelts. The cab pulled to a stop at an intersection next to the state trooper's car, and we acted innocent until the light changed and traffic started moving again. As soon as the cop was out of sight, I reached behind her head and pulled a hairpin from her hair. Her neat bun drooped, but didn't fall down completely, and she laughed and reached back and pulled out a few more pins. Her hair fell down, a thick rope of of rich chestnut that smelled like inexpensive floral shampoo and hair detangler. I buried my face in it. I almost got my eye put out by a final stray hairpin, but it was worth it. She laughed and kissed my ear, sucked the lobe into her mouth. I closed my teeth lightly on the back of her neck and growled, to make her laugh some more. She did. It was a rich laugh. She was a rich woman, rich like a rich dessert.
We made out until the cab pulled up in front of the Grand, and even for a few minutes while the cabbie hemmed and harrumphed to get our attention. He seemed a lot less put off by our behavior in his backseat after I gave him two Benjamins and told him to keep the change. I took Peggy by the arm and led her to the elevator, waving a "later" hand at the concierge who tried to flag me down to give me my messages. We were lucky enough to get an empty elevator and we made out some more. My arousal was growing painful; I could feel the teeth of the zipper on my jeans through the fabric of my shorts, and I could feel her heat and flesh there, too, as I pressed against her lower belly. "This elevator is going so slow," I whispered in her ear. "I can't stand it. I can't wait to get you in my room. I'm so ready to strip your clothes off and fuck you until you can't move." I felt her quiver, heard her gasp; it was gratifying. I kept going. "I want to go down on you like a starving man eating a hot apple pie. I want to make you come over and over and over."
She moaned aloud, moving her body against me. I couldn't help but think of how she would feel, moving in the exact same way, making that exact same sound, her warm, wet pussy wrapped around my dick. I pulled the collar of her shirt aside and put my mouth on her bare skin where the shoulder meets the neck, felt with my lips and teeth the tough cords of muscle underneath as she moved her head to one side, giving more of her neck to me. The elevator went ding as the doors began to open, and my security detail stood there looking at me, their faces grim. With a wry smile, I led Peggy out of the elevator.
"Jerry called and said you left him at the repair shop, S*****," Juice greeted me. "We were about to call the police."
"Guys, this is Peggy. Peggy, this is Luis, Doug and OJ."
"Nice to meet you, ma'am," OJ said. He showed her the metal detector wand. "Mind raising your arms and standing with your feet shoulder-width apart?"
I said, "Come on, Juice, I grabbed her from behind her cash register at Small Mart. She's not going to murder me." But Peggy was already standing with her arms out and her feet apart; farther apart than shoulder-width. She looked good like that. She threw me a wicked grin to let me know she knew it.
OJ passed the wand all around her body. I never wanted to be a metal detector wand so bad in my life. It sang out when he passed it across her front torso, so he did it again. Right across her breasts.
"Underwire, ma'am?" Juice asked her.
Peggy shook her head and said, "Piercings. Want to see?"
Juice smiled and said to her, "No thanks, ma'am, I think I can take your word on that." He ran the wand down her front and it whined at her silver belt buckle, shaped like a skull and crossbones, and again at the steel toes of her clunky boots.
"Okay," Juice told her, "You're all set."
"It's nice to meet you, Juice," Peggy said, giving him a charming smile. "You too, Luis, Doug."