"I've made you a loyalty card."
"What!"
"You know, like they do in coffee shops."
The girl had evidently been busy at the computer and the printer. Neatly presented on one side of a little card were ten little boxes with the word 'free' in the final one. In each of the other boxes instead of the usual steaming coffee cup was the outline, in red, of an erect penis. Two had already been crossed through in biro. Jim flipped the card over. 'Miss Jessica M. Jupp' Masturbatrix. Penes tended: semen systematically removed: penis enlargement: oral ministrations.' There was even a mobile number and e-mail.
"Jess! It's not for 'phone boxes, is it?"
"It's only a joke, Jim. I thought you'd be amused. The tenth really is free, though!"
Jim did like it. He also liked the thought of a free wank. The only trouble was there were another seven to pay for first!
"Oral ministrations?"
"I haven't tried that yet, of course, but it should not be too difficult."
"Crikey, Jess, the idea of putting my penis in your pretty little mouth, seeing you suck it and then coming in your mouth... it unnerves me. It would be so good. Or is it extra to come in your mouth?"
She giggled. Jim had been serious enough about the idea of being in her mouth. It made him go weak at the knees. The bit about 'extra' had been a joke.
"Maybe. I do a discount for two men at once."
"One in each hand?"
She grinned. It sent a shiver through him. She was just so sexual. "Yes, what did you think? Two in my mouth at the same time?"
"Would you though, Jess, be prepared for two men at once?"
"If you approved. You know, friends of yours. I promised you I'd be a good girl. I'm not going on the game, just..."
Jim raised his eyebrows.
"I do want that mobile phone and am happy to do odd jobs for you but nothing more. No strange men unless you approve."
"I'm so pleased to hear it again, Jess, you worry me a bit."
"And excite you?"
"More than a bit!"
"So what would you like to do today?"
She looked coy, sweet and sex on a stick, sitting there on the bar stool. Nice in a dress. She had popped in on the Saturday on the way to the shops. She crossed her leg, the blue material of the dress riding up her thigh a little bit. Jim liked the sight of a smooth shapely thigh but that did not give him an erection. He had that already.
"I've done a menu as well."
"What?"
"A price list."
"Jess!"
Again she reached into her handbag and pulled out a sheet of paper neatly folded. Jim spread it out and showed him:
'Miss Jessica M. Jupp, Masturbatrix. Penes tended: semen systematically removed: penis enlargement: oral ministrations.'
Again the mobile number and e-mail.
'Services
1.Masturbation β by hand Β£50-00
2.Masturbation β by breasts (tit-fuck) Β£50-00
3.Joint showering or bathing, all over wash (both parties) including masturbation Β£75-00
4.Sucking β extraction of semen orally Β£75-00
5.Ordinary sexual intercourse (NYA) Β£100-00
6.Sexual intercourse with true virgin Β£500-00
7.Anal intercourse (buggery) Β£250-00
8.Photographic session Β£150-00 per hour (currently excluding sexual intercourse) (anal intercourse Β£150-00 extra)
Terms negotiable
Optional extras:
School girl uniform
Discounts:
Every tenth session free
Extra man β 25% discount
Extra men β extra 10% discount
Not VAT registered'
"Jess!"
"What do you think?"
"Jess, I mean..."
"Don't you like the idea?"
"Jess!" He shook his head in disbelief at the ideas of his young friend.
"Well?"
"Pricey."
"Aren't I worth it?"
"Certainly, Jess β it's not that but ability to pay. I can press my nose against the department store window but with empty pockets I cannot buy. It's just window shopping." Jim had a thought. "I suppose there is no charge for window shopping so if I whipped out the old John Thomas and had a wank as you drank your coffee there would be no charge!"
Jess giggled in her delightful way. "No, I suppose not and... properly I should be displaying my wares."
She looked sexy enough actually in her dress and Jim said so.
"I suppose," she said, "if you went into the shop you could look at the goods in the shop window more closely, even have them brought out of the box and demonstrated."
Jim laughed, "Well if they were clothes I could actually try them on β try them for size and see if they fit, so..."
They were both laughing at the analogy, "I'd love to try you for size, Jess, like a new pair of shoes I'm sure you are my size but might be a bit of a tight fit at first and rub but after wearing 'you' a few times I'm sure it would become very comfortable indeed."
"And not need a shoe horn!"
More laughter. "I'd love to fuck you, Jess, but I cannot afford the Β£100 let alone the Β£500 for the first time. Frankly, Jess, you look just so sexy like that. I'd love to fuck you again and again and release my semen but I cannot afford it and I'd have to buy some condoms β or do you supply them in the price?"
"I hadn't thought of them. Never seen one actually."
"No reason for you to, Jess. Shall I buy you some and give you lessons in dressing a man?"