"I've made you a loyalty card."
"What!"
"You know, like they do in coffee shops."
The girl had evidently been busy at the computer and the printer. Neatly presented on one side of a little card were ten little boxes with the word 'free' in the final one. In each of the other boxes instead of the usual steaming coffee cup was the outline, in red, of an erect penis. Two had already been crossed through in biro. Jim flipped the card over. 'Miss Jessica M. Jupp' Masturbatrix. Penes tended: semen systematically removed: penis enlargement: oral ministrations.' There was even a mobile number and e-mail.
"Jess! It's not for 'phone boxes, is it?"
"It's only a joke, Jim. I thought you'd be amused. The tenth really is free, though!"
Jim did like it. He also liked the thought of a free wank. The only trouble was there were another seven to pay for first!
"Oral ministrations?"
"I haven't tried that yet, of course, but it should not be too difficult."
"Crikey, Jess, the idea of putting my penis in your pretty little mouth, seeing you suck it and then coming in your mouth... it unnerves me. It would be so good. Or is it extra to come in your mouth?"
She giggled. Jim had been serious enough about the idea of being in her mouth. It made him go weak at the knees. The bit about 'extra' had been a joke.
"Maybe. I do a discount for two men at once."
"One in each hand?"
She grinned. It sent a shiver through him. She was just so sexual. "Yes, what did you think? Two in my mouth at the same time?"
"Would you though, Jess, be prepared for two men at once?"
"If you approved. You know, friends of yours. I promised you I'd be a good girl. I'm not going on the game, just..."
Jim raised his eyebrows.
"I do want that mobile phone and am happy to do odd jobs for you but nothing more. No strange men unless you approve."
"I'm so pleased to hear it again, Jess, you worry me a bit."
"And excite you?"
"More than a bit!"
"So what would you like to do today?"
She looked coy, sweet and sex on a stick, sitting there on the bar stool. Nice in a dress. She had popped in on the Saturday on the way to the shops. She crossed her leg, the blue material of the dress riding up her thigh a little bit. Jim liked the sight of a smooth shapely thigh but that did not give him an erection. He had that already.
"I've done a menu as well."
"What?"
"A price list."
"Jess!"
Again she reached into her handbag and pulled out a sheet of paper neatly folded. Jim spread it out and showed him:
'Miss Jessica M. Jupp, Masturbatrix. Penes tended: semen systematically removed: penis enlargement: oral ministrations.'
Again the mobile number and e-mail.
'Services
1.Masturbation – by hand £50-00
2.Masturbation – by breasts (tit-fuck) £50-00
3.Joint showering or bathing, all over wash (both parties) including masturbation £75-00
4.Sucking – extraction of semen orally £75-00
5.Ordinary sexual intercourse (NYA) £100-00
6.Sexual intercourse with true virgin £500-00
7.Anal intercourse (buggery) £250-00
8.Photographic session £150-00 per hour (currently excluding sexual intercourse) (anal intercourse £150-00 extra)
Terms negotiable
Optional extras:
School girl uniform
Discounts:
Every tenth session free
Extra man – 25% discount
Extra men – extra 10% discount
Not VAT registered'
"Jess!"
"What do you think?"
"Jess, I mean..."
"Don't you like the idea?"
"Jess!" He shook his head in disbelief at the ideas of his young friend.
"Well?"
"Pricey."
"Aren't I worth it?"
"Certainly, Jess – it's not that but ability to pay. I can press my nose against the department store window but with empty pockets I cannot buy. It's just window shopping." Jim had a thought. "I suppose there is no charge for window shopping so if I whipped out the old John Thomas and had a wank as you drank your coffee there would be no charge!"
Jess giggled in her delightful way. "No, I suppose not and... properly I should be displaying my wares."
She looked sexy enough actually in her dress and Jim said so.
"I suppose," she said, "if you went into the shop you could look at the goods in the shop window more closely, even have them brought out of the box and demonstrated."
Jim laughed, "Well if they were clothes I could actually try them on – try them for size and see if they fit, so..."
They were both laughing at the analogy, "I'd love to try you for size, Jess, like a new pair of shoes I'm sure you are my size but might be a bit of a tight fit at first and rub but after wearing 'you' a few times I'm sure it would become very comfortable indeed."
"And not need a shoe horn!"
More laughter. "I'd love to fuck you, Jess, but I cannot afford the £100 let alone the £500 for the first time. Frankly, Jess, you look just so sexy like that. I'd love to fuck you again and again and release my semen but I cannot afford it and I'd have to buy some condoms – or do you supply them in the price?"
"I hadn't thought of them. Never seen one actually."
"No reason for you to, Jess. Shall I buy you some and give you lessons in dressing a man?"
"Please, Jim."
"I wonder what I should charge for lessons?"
Jess laughed, "As long as I am in surplus and building up funds towards the phone."
"Yes, but honestly Jess I've no spare money today. Pay day is next Friday. How about something next weekend, if I spend my beer money allocation on you. So, may I window shop?"
Jess sipped her coffee, "You may but really when I finish this coffee I need to be going. Mum'll wonder if she sees me dawdling here longer than a cup of coffee."
There was something really erotic about nipping from the kitchen and returning stark naked and with an erection. Perhaps it was the 'flasher' syndrome but exposing himself like that to a pretty eighteen year old certainly did it for Jim. She looked so sexy sitting on her barstool like that with her blue dress and crossed thighs. Even her rather bemused smile did not put him off. The thought that, if only he was a rich man, all her charms would be open and available to him.
"You look very male, Jim, this morning. I do like seeing your cock like that, all hard and sticking up. I thought you were going to wank. My coffee's nearly gone."
More wonderful sexuality. Jess was not simply going along with him having a wank but telling him to. Jim reached and stroked. Her eyes were watching.
"Does this interest you, Mr Jones? Is this the sort of model you were interested in?" She was turning herself on the bar stool, rotating on her bottom and pushing her chest out. "We have larger sizes, different shapes – different colours even!"
Jess made Jim laugh, "No, no I'm more than happy with this model."
"We could bring you the catalogue."
"Catalogue?"
"My class photograph from when I left school. You could tell me which girl you particularly like."
"Can you show me this model in a little more detail?"
Jess gave him a bit of a look but then undid a couple of buttons, reached in and brought both breasts out into the open complete with her brown, puffy nipples. They were more than enough for Jim's purposes. Jess was not simply a picture but a real, live sexy young girl to use as 'wanking material' though he would not have put it so crudely to Jess. His fingers moved happily.
"Can I have a look under the bonnet?"
Sitting there, Jess lifted her skirt revealing almost matching blue panties, the treasure of her mound of Venus pushing up the thin material most pleasingly. Jim would have liked to decorate that with pearly splashes of semen. Jess evidently realised where his thoughts were going.
"Really I need to go so you need to... but not all over me as you did on your bed the other day – nice as that was. Go on, sit on your bar stool and do it. I like to see. It's educational. Mr Jacobs never demonstrated that at school. It would all have been a lot clearer if he had!
Jim got on his bar stool, the idea of demonstrating ejaculation to a class of interested schoolgirls rather attractive.
Jess leant forward, "Really I need to go shopping Jim, come on – come, come, come!"
Jim was more than happy to be told by the eighteen year old girl with exposed boobs and revealed thighs – and panties – what to do. He worked his penis with enthusiasm. Better to have Jess' hand doing it, though his technique had more finesse – he knew exactly what he liked.
"Go on, right up in the air as far as you can shoot."
Stroke, stroke, stroke, a tightening of his scrotum and Jim was fountaining – spurting white semen up into the air for it to fall down on his thighs - showing the girl. And 'fountaining' was the right word because Jess said so:
"Hey, Jim, that was so like a fountain – a fountain of, well, it was rather like milk really. Look at you – a bit like me on the bed – all covered!" She stood, letting her skirt fall and tucked her boobs away. "Got to go. You going to show me out?"
It was obviously meant as a joke given the state he was in but Jim did do that. He walked to the hall with her and opened the door, keeping himself out of sight – as rightly he should. Semen was running down his stomach, was in his pubic hair and splashed down his not yet fully subsided cock.
Jess looked him up and down. "I'm sure you'll have made lots more for next time." She raised her head, stood on tiptoe and kissed him lightly on the lips and then touched her finger to his semen, just lightly, and brought the finger to her lips. "Yes, still salty." A big grin and she was gone.
Jim closed the door and walked back to the kitchen. He too needed to go out but would certainly have to take a shower first. "Phew!" It had been fun and so sexy and, importantly had not cost him a penny!
Jess was around at Jim's Friday evening. A knock at the door quite late.
"Hi,"
"Hello, Jess, come on in."
It transpired her parents and younger brother had just left for a weekend stay, a trip which she had declined to join. Jim thought they would be disappointed and said so. It happened, he knew from his friends, all of a sudden your children do not want to come on holiday with you. Jim had no children – indeed no wife now – thank goodness! He did not have that syndrome to come.
"So, I was thinking..."