I knew it would be happening any day now. Sometimes it may take you awhile to come see me, but lucky for me, you never stay away for too long. I had heard from you earlier in the day, which was odd for a weekend, to ask what I was doing that night. As soon as I told you I would be leaving at 8 to meet up with friends for a few drinks you suddenly had to go. I shrugged it off. I know sometimes you just have to go in a hurry.
I start getting ready about 7 to go out. Feeling somewhat naughty I picked out a red lacy bra and matching panties to put on after my shower. I know that when I'm drinking I usually want to meet someone afterwards. Glancing at the clock, and leaving right on time, I grabbed my keys and purse and headed out the door.
I notice right away headlights down the street but it didn't alarm me; I live in a somewhat busy subdivision. I back out and started heading for the bar. Five minutes into the drive I noticed a car following pretty close behind me. I switch lanes, maybe he's trying to get around. The car pulled right behind me and then I see the lights. Red, blue and flashing and shit I really don't need this now.
As I pull over, I sat quietly waiting for what seems like an eternity. Hundreds of reasons run through my mind. Did I not stop all the way? Was I speeding? Expired tags? Hoping for just a short stop I rolled down my window when I hear the officer's door open. The headlights shining on the mirrors from the patrol car are so bright I can barely make out a frame. I think to myself that the lack of traffic of any kind on this road doesn't help either. I'll probably be getting a ticket just to keep this officer awake tonight.
I hear the voice first. "Do you know why I pulled you over ma'am?" I knew right away it was you. Feeling playful and knowing a huge grin is covering my face I play it coy. You are sooooooo going to pay for scaring me like this.
"No Officer I don't," I respond.