Ever since I was a little kid, my dad would take me to one of the harbors in Chicago to live on his old cabin cruiser for a week. Together, we'd spend the days cruising the shoreline of Lake Michigan, tooling up and down the Chicago River, and fishing the deep waters offshore. Those were some of my best childhood memories.
When my dad passed a few years back, I traded his boat in for a newer model and kept the tradition going in his honor. When my own son is old enough someday, he can join me for my yearly week on the lake and share some of the same excitement that I always feel when I'm out on the big water.
This past year's trip was, by far, the most memorable, thanks to the wonderful and unexpected things that happened that week.
I always put in on a Wednesday and take the boat out the following Wednesday, giving me a weekend in between. Each day brought a different group to the dock where I was berthed. Friends, work buddies, and groups of relatives shuffled on and off my boat daily. Depending on their interests I would take them fishing, cruising up the river between the Chicago skyscrapers, or just going to the 'playpen', a sheltered area near Navy Pier where we could swim in the clean, clear water.
I like doing my trip each year at the end of August or early September, when the waters of Lake Michigan are at their warmest, and before the autumn chill sets in. The water temperature usually reaches the mid 70's by then and is pure joy to swim in.
It was Friday of my week on the water. I had already hosted several groups of visitors and was looking forward to a night of peace and solitude. I saw my last group off for the evening and settled in for the night. The boat was comfy, but as the sun set over the skyline, I felt restless and decided a little city night life might be nice.
I googled up "live music near me" and got a couple of decent choices within walking distance of the harbor. I secured the boat and strode ashore into the nearby neighborhoods.
The nearer of the two choices was a bar a few blocks from my dock that featured a band named Tame Shrew that night. The bar's web site described the band as driving hard rock. That sounded interesting and something I might enjoy, for a little while at least, before I checked out the jazz place that was next on the list.
I walked into McGafferty's and paid the cover. As I squeezed into the packed place, my ears were assaulted by the sheer volume of the band. Did they think that louder made them sound better? I decided to give them a chance to see if they had any dynamics, or if every song was played at 11.
I inched along the back wall of the place and peered over a small sea of gyrating dancers to glimpse the band. They had a female lead guitarist/singer and your classic set up -- a rhythm guitar, bass, and drummer. The drummer stuck out in particular as one of the more talented members of the group. He and the bass player laid down a good rhythm section that had the crowd boogying to their beat. The guitarists showed some promise, too, when they launched into some blistering double leads. I grew to like even them more when they switched things up and moved into some quieter tunes that featured rich 4-part vocal harmonies.
I was getting into it, trying to ignore the packed bodies vying for space all around me when I noticed a girl ahead of me getting jostled quite mercilessly by the pressing crowd. Her yellow dress and blondish hair was a stark contrast to the mostly black clad crowd around her. Her shapely form stood out amidst the other girls in the place, most of whom chose to cover themselves in black leather, chains and heavy eye makeup.
From behind, I would have thought she was twenty something like the rest of the crowd, but as she swayed to the music, I caught glimpses of her profile. Her features were more defined, her neck more graceful. She had a more mature look to her that intrigued me in this packed bar full of kids.
Like me, the little blonde in the yellow dress seemed to be trying to enjoy the band, but she was continuously bumped and elbowed further from the stage. I was as far back against the rear wall as I could be and the band launched into another loud hard rocker. The crowd roared and began dancing frenetically. This must have been one of their hits because their fans erupted with raucous energy.
My attention was drawn to the petite blonde. Her wavy dishwater blonde hair swung side to side as her body swayed. Her dress below the waist had layers of gauzy fabric that overlapped one another. Each layer would be see-thru on its own, but several overlapping layers obscured what I could tell was a nice butt underneath. She had smallish breasts and a thin waist that flared out from her hips to a perfect inverted heart-shaped ass.
Very cute, I thought to myself. I noticed how out of place she looked, just like I felt. By no choice of her own, the crowd was pushing her backward into me. One lumbering oaf in particular, I noticed, kept trying to grind into her and caused her to retreat further to avoid the brute's harassment.
Directly in front of me, she established her own place where she could turn her attention back to the band and try to dance in place amidst the crowd. She glanced back once to see me stoically surveying the room and quickly whipped her head around to return her gaze to the stage. Poor thing couldn't see a thing and the jerk in front of her kept dancing into her space. Was that his sloppy, boorish attempt at attracting her? What an idiot.
She moved back closer to me to avoid contact with the sneering troll. When she brushed against me she glanced backward and looked up at me with exasperation.
"Sorry," she said and inched a step forward.
The jerk who was harassing her took that to mean that she welcomed his crude advances and he began to gyrate and thrust his hips toward her, driving her back into me again.
"I'm really sorry," she offered again and pressed against me to avoid the punk's lewd behavior.
Ignoring me completely, the big jerk focused his lascivious glare on her and pressed closer into her space. I didn't mind her squeezing against me for protection, but this guy was obnoxious and needed to relax.
In an instant, my arm shot up between him and the girl and I nudged his shoulder rather forcefully. His eyes shot towards mine and were met by my steely-eyed glare.
When I had is attention, I said in a low voice, "Back off pal!"
"Who the hell are you?" he spat toward me, then glanced at her and back to me. "Is this your wife?"
Not even sure if this pathetic asshole deserved a response, I met his defiant glare with my best Clint Eastwood squint. The tension in the air was palpable as we both tensed for a fight.
I tightened my left fist, ready to deliver a stinging blow if need be, when I felt the girl grab hold of my left arm and pull herself against me. Using me as a shield against her aggressor, she shouted at her assailant defiantly, "Yes I am! Bug off!"
My opponent and I both looked at her in surprise. Her defiant stare seemed to release the tension and, seeing my determined no-nonsense stare, the brute seemed to deflate before our eyes. His shoulders slumped and he edged away from us into the crowd, but not before shooting daggers at us with his eyes.
She continued clinging to my arm as he receded into the crowd. Then she released her grip and moved around to face me. With her back toward the stage, she looked up at me and asked, "Are you security?"
I took in her sculpted face, framed by her wavy, blonde highlighted locks. Her expression was still slightly fearful in the wake of the tense situation that had just transpired. Her blue eyes shone.
"Not officially. Just as needed," I responded. "I thought you said I'm your husband!"
Flashing her perfectly white teeth, she laughed nervously and said, "Oh yeah, that's right. You were doing what any self-respecting husband would do in that situation."
"Of course," I agreed. Looking around in disgust, I added, "Bunch of animals in this place."
Glancing behind her to make sure the asshole was gone, she pressed against me and said, "Yes, thank you for protecting my honor, gallant husband. I definitely feel a lot safer next to you."
"My honor, sweet wife."
Continuing with the game, she stepped back and took both of my hands in hers. Looking me up and down and even peeking around behind me. As if examining livestock, she remarked, "Hey, it looks like I did pretty well for myself."