I'm reasonably sure that this can be read as a standalone, but I'm equally sure that it would read better if you hit Chapters I & II first.
As I look at my previous submissions I'd like to remind readers how much authors feed off your comments. I noticed that the three stories I've submitted which have garnered the best numerical voting record are ones which have never received a single comment, oh well, enjoy.
JEFF
I was a sticky mess and then it hit me. "God damn it Ernie that's it! I'm calling a plumber tomorrow! This is the last time I'm going to go out and face the world with four or five different people's cum dried all over my body. Your shower's been broken for almost two fucking months now and you're still trying to save $4.98 on the price of a valve!
I've had it! I'm calling a plumber and deducting his fee from your next check!
Asshole!"
I leaned over and grabbed Annie's nearest body part, which turned out to be her left foot. I kissed it and tongued it and finally said, "I hate to cast a pall, but we've got a plane to catch!"
She smiled, groaned, and swung her legs to the floor. "It's weird! I just listened to your rant and was amused but when you just said we should get going I was just about to say 'As soon as I've taken a shower.' You're right. It sucks not to have one!" Annie went into the galley and, filling the sink with hot water, gave herself a reasonably effective sponge bath. "Come on over here, Jeff. I'll clean you up too!"
After we got dressed and were ready to leave, Bianca came over and kissed me. She said, "I'd give you a blow job for the road but I'm sure Annie's got that well taken care of!"
She turned to Annie. "Girlfriend I wish we were going together but if that can't be, I'm glad they picked you! They got themselves the most beautiful model around!" They kissed and Annie headed for the door with her bag in hand and tears in her eyes.
As we wound our way through airport security I thought that the terrorists had already won by virtue of forcing us to go through all this shit! Maybe we'd be better off with no security at all! A few planes would bite the bullet at first but then, when the novelty wore off, things might return to normal.
We passed on the airline meal and Annie started to nap with her head in my lap. The in-flight movie was something like
Harry Potter and the 101 Witches fuck 102 Dalmations
, or something like that. As soon as the cabin lights dimmed Annie lowered my fly and proceeded to give me a really pleasant hummer. We weren't noisy about it so we didn't disturb anyone except the couple across the aisle and they seemed to be really enjoying the show.
After we disembarked and left the security area we saw the driver in full chauffer's livery holding a sign saying
Annie Parker
. Annie got excited and hugged my arm as we walked to the waiting stretch Lincoln. Less than 30 minutes later we pulled into the parking lot of a large industrial park looking building. The driver held the door for us. I said to the eager blonde clinging to my arm, "I won't be that long. I've just got to transact some business and I'll be back to you. I left Annie in the cocktail lounge as I followed the driver back to Javier's office.
Medina came out from around his desk and shook my hand. "Jeffrey! It's been too long! I watched you come in on the security cameras and I gotta tell you... You really outdid yourself with this broad. She's a fox!"
"Actually, I didn't recruit her! I've got this new assistant working for me and she did it all herself! I think she's going to work out great!
I hate to rush things, but the only flight I could book back to Indiana doesn't give me that much time."
Medina took a thick white envelope from his desk and handed it to me. "No problem! Actually it's kind of busy out there and I'd just as soon get this unit broken in and on her back as soon as possible."
He held the door open. "Shall we?"
As soon as we got back to the lounge Annie grabbed my suit jacket's sleeve and said in a mock stage whisper. "I just saw the actor Jimmy Kehoe and Carlos Mehan of the Mets hit on two girls at the bar and it looked like they scored!" She giggled. "At least they all left together! And don't be too obvious but look down at the end of the bar! That's Jeremy Stone!"
I looked where she indicated and then turned back to her. "You're right! That
is
Stone! Do you want to fuck him?"
She giggled again. "As
if
! I'd probably get tongue tied and not be able to talk to him! He's so incredibly hot! What
is
this place?"
I kissed her hand. "This place is called
The New Congress Club
and it's the most upscale whorehouse in the New York/New Jersey area! Would you like me to show you around?"
Her face displayed excitement, but still no concern. "Shut up! A whorehouse? Could we really?"
"Of course. And who better to show us around than Mister Medina here. Annie, this is his establishment."
Annie held out her hand and Javier kissed it. He said, "It's a pleasure to meet you Annie. You are, by far, the loveliest young lady here this evening."
"As if! Those two girls at the end of the bar are
way
better looking than me!"
She leaned forward and whispered. "Are they really... prostitutes? They look like movie stars!"
Javier smiled as he answered Annie's question. "That's very perceptive of you my dear. Several of our young ladies
were
formerly on the silver screen. You see the beauty standing by the piano? That's Donna Stone and the effervescent little minx to her left is Mary Hatch Bailey who was nominated for three Academy Awards in her career! Oh, and the statuesque girl at the bar I'm sure you recognize as being Alma Burke! She calls herself
Lorene
while she's working here and she's one of our most popular girls." Medina called
Lorene
over to their group.
"Lorene this is Annie and she asked if we could show her around the Club. Do you have a few minutes?"
The magnificent brown haired whore shook Annie's hand. "It's so wonderful to meet you, Annie. I'd
love
to show you around. Of course we're now in the lounge. This is where our members relax over a drink or two and talk to the ladies. Several of us play the piano and during
Happy Hour
we have a professional playing every night. Do you see those drapes over there? Well they cover a 52" wide screen TV and one of the few times it's ever on is during the seventh inning stretch of Yankee home games to show Ronan Tynan singing
God Bless America
."
Lorene laughed. "All the ladies have come to think of that as being
our
seventh inning stretch for each evening, too! Tradition has it that even if you're in your room giving some member a blow job you're supposed to stop while it's being sung. There are rumors that some of the ladies cheat and don't stop but I can't imagine why that would be. Each room has a little light which goes on when the first hitter goes into the batter's box at the top of the seventh, so we've got plenty of warning!
I know some of the new ladies are all about business but I'm sorry, it just seems unpatriotic to keep sucking a dick while that song's playing!" She smiled her radiant smile and continued. "But I suppose I'm just an old fashioned girl!
Anyway, let's keep this tour going, shall we?" She led us down a short hall to this marble room with an Olympic-sized pool. There were about fifteen nude units in the pool along with three johns.
"Now
this
is one of my
favorite
areas." Lorene continued. "Of course fucking is great exercise but I like to supplement it with swimming. It just seems to melt any tensions away which I might have built up.
Annie, did you know we have a gourmet chef here?"
Annie put her hand on Lorene's arm as she responded, "Actually I'd never heard of this place until just before I met you!"
Lorene put her arm around Annie as she said, "Well we
do!
Chef Andre makes some of the most
divine
pastries! I must confess to having a little bit of a sweet tooth which is another reason the pool is good for me!
Now this hall over here leads to the ladies' rooms." Lorene looked over her shoulder inquiringly at Medina.
He simply said, "Seventeen." Lorene nodded and led the group into one of the rooms.
Annie immediately noticed her suitcase opened at the foot of the luxurious king-sized bed. "That's my bag!"
Lorene smiled, "Well of course, silly! This is your room! Where would you expect it to be?"
Annie's smile was replaced with one of apprehension. "Jeff? Jeff, what's going on here?"
I walked over to the unit and said, "I got a text on the plane telling me that the Paris deal had fallen through so I started thinking about what might be the best resolution for all parties concerned. Since we were already on the flight east I thought about this place so I texted Mr. Medina and he answered that he could use you."
Lorene jumped into the conversation. "And you never told Annie about any of this? Jeffrey that was
very
rude of you! You should be ashamed of yourself!"