Just a quick disclaimer everyone featured in this story is over 18 without exception. Enjoy.
Adrift in a moonlit field was Pinocchio's Palace. With its name nailed in large brass letters on the door, the old building looked like a squat antiques shop that had long since faded into antiquity itself. The sagging walls were a faded burgundy colour, and the roof was an unkempt mop of jagged black tiles. Two grimy windows were cut into the walls either side of a small green door and just in front of the palace stood a large black sign. A circle of small candles flickered anxiously along its perimeter and a few others mingled just in front of the large black sign.
On the sign's face was written golden text in ornate, spidery letters. Mortimer traced the text with his eyes thrice. At the summit was written
Pinocchio's Palace
in fat golden swipes and below that was a verse sprawled in thin text:
"abandon all pretence ye who enter here,
for as night falls and heaven's gaze disappears,
only the children of dust shall be named puppeteers."
While reading and re-reading, Mortimer's eyes would keep flicking down to his phone. 'no new messages'... again. Mortimer's friends had apparently been just around the corner -- fully stocked with weed, snacks and a Bluetooth speaker -- since 10. It was now midnight and Mortimer had reached his limit. With a sigh, he slipped his phone into his pocket and began to march through the long dry grass back to society.
"Oh my..." began a wirery voice from somewhere to Mortimer's left. He turned and saw an elderly man trudging into the moonlight. He wore an old fashioned red-and-white striped shirt and a worn-out straw hat. In his wrinkled grip was a thin white cane that flicked through the air with each of the old man's hobbled steps. "Now what's a handsome young spade doing out here at the witching hour hmm?"
"This your place?" Mortimer asked plainly. The old man smiled broadly flashing his teeth.
"I live and work here boy. I have done for a very long time." The old man pulled a pocket watch out of his trousers -- it was stained with a coat of rust and general wear all over. He paused to consider something, and his eyes rolled about in his head so that the pupils were fixed on the moon as she slowly waddled across the empty sky.
"Pinocchio's Palace!" the old man said suddenly and loudly as though for an audience."A home for dreams and wonders where time is forgotten and modesty too! Come. Fill your eyes with the rarest of nature's pleasures from vistas unimaginable!" The old man started walking cheerfully to the Palace, pulling out a large black key as he went. "It truly is a wonder that you found this place boy. We haven't had a devotee since the war. Oh, she was a prized cow in her day... Ah, but don't you worry -- the beef within is far sturdier than the cracked leather you see before you!" he said as he turned the key, laughing into the air.
After the door had creaked open, and the man faded into the Palace, Mortimer paused and crooked an eyebrow. He spared a thought for his own safety and to imagine what kind of danger he might be provoking by going alone. Ultimately though -- despite the flab around Mortimer's gut and thighs (a constant reminder of his athletic shortcomings) -- he decided there was nothing to fear from a strange old man. Mortimer followed the tapping of the thin white cane into the dark.
Initially, there was a moment of blind disquiet. Mortimer stood by the door and waited for the old man to turn on a light. Soon the old man could no longer be seen under the steady beam of moonlight that leaked in from the open doorway to stain the floor with silver. There was a second of silent darkness, then the hiss of a lit match and finally the room began to eb with light and heat from a fire that the old man was feeding. The warmth of the Palace was an inviting change from standing outside. Even though Mortimer was loitering beneath the doorway; he could still feel the stale air throb.
Mortimer started to look around, accompanied now by the helpful orange glow. It was clear that Pinocchio's Palace was an antique toy shop. From where Mortimer stood began a web of paths through which a young child could quest for any old knick knack under the sun: There were teddy bears, tin soldiers, trainsets, toy planes and so on -- displayed in neat arrangements on shelves and tables. The toys, the whole room in fact, was showing its age. Everything was weathered and stained. They looked more like museum pieces than actual working toys waiting to be used.
"Ah, you have a good eye my boy." The man said. Mortimer had stopped to admire a small wooden doll. She was about the height of his forearm with light brown paint for skin and black eyes that quivered in time with the fireplace. "That one's Lila. She is the newest piece in the collection, only about a month old."