I sat at my kitchen table sipping my morning coffee, scratching my nuts and cruising through news stories on my iPad. I glanced out the window and saw my new neighbour, Jessi, 2 stories below stretching and warming up, getting ready to go for a run. Those jogging pants showed everything. A pretty sweet camel toe! Her rack was ample, too. I would love to see her weapons of mass distraction bouncing up and down.
The sight brought a sunnier disposition to my morning and a twinge to Willie and the wonkas. My ex girlfriend had named my nuts the "wonkas" because they were between my Willie and my chocolate factory. The name stuck. Haha! I now had a semi from watching Jessi stretch. Man, I'd love to stretch her out in all the right places.
Jessi launched herself into her run and I watched her disappear around the corner of a house across the street. I glanced down at my iPad and scrolled to the next news story: "Woman Shoots Husband In The Heart With A Nail Gun -- Gives Love A Bad Name". Who writes this shit, I thought?
I shot back the rest of my coffee, closed the iPad and took me and my half-hard dick to go have a shower. I undressed and admired my cock in the bathroom mirror. There was some 5 O'clock shadow going on so opened a drawer in my vanity and took out my manscaping tools to trim the hedge.
I took it down to the wood and, in the process, the vibration from the razor gave me a hard-on. Only one thing to do with the monster and that was to put it out of its misery. I started jerking off, thinking of Jessi and her sweet camel toe. I pictured her naked with her lips around my cock, I pictured her in my living room on all fours on my couch...
I choked that chicken for all I was worth and blew my load in the sink. Such a waste of perfectly good cum. It could have fed a poor starving girl such as Jessi some much needed protein. The poor little waif. Was cum good for the complexion? I'd love to cum on her face. I'll have to initiate a GTS protocol later. Google that shit.
I jumped in the shower and scrubbed my now limp, but freshly shaved, dick and nuts. Hopefully work would be drama free today. Wait, I was the boss so I could make my day drama free, which I did by taking the day off. Again. It's good to be the king! Instead I went grocery shopping then came home and had a nap.
A week later I stepped into the elevator in the apartment building after a long day at work. I was tired and had pushed the button to close the elevator door when out of nowhere a hand pushed into the elevator just before the door closed completely. The doors opened automatically and in stepped Jessi with a couple bags of groceries.
"Oh, hey," I said in greeting. My mood was lifted instantly.
Jessi flashed a smile and her green eyes lit up. "How's it going?" she asked.
"Not too bad," I said. "Can't complain because nobody listens." Jessi's perfume filled the empty air of the elevator. It wasn't overwhelming but just teased the nose with its subtlety and I loved it. It hit my olfactory senses in just the right way as to make my dick start to get hard. Down boy, I thought.
Jessi laughed and said, "Right?!?"
"How was your day?" I queried as the elevator and my cock kept on going up. I glanced down at my watch to see what time it was, I caught Jessi looking away hastily. Had she been checking me out? The thought ended abruptly when the elevator stopped at my floor. "This is me," I said.
"Well hey, enjoy your evening," she said, smiling.
Her face seemed a little flushed. Or was it just me imagining? That thought was cut short as the elevator door started to close. "You too," I managed to get out before the door closed. Dumbass, I thought. A wasted chance to chat her up. Just as well. Me and my semi hard dick had to take a piss.
A few days later on a Friday evening I ran into Jessi at the grocery store a few blocks away. I saw her in the produce aisle and I held back, checking her fine form out from a distance. The produce coolers had mirrors on the top rim and I saw too late that Jessi had been watching me watching her. Fuck. Busted.
I pretended to not have noticed her and went walking up to her body and said hello. She had a small smile on her face when I approached. "Hi Jessi, how's your evening going?" I asked. I tried to act casual but I felt like a tool.
"Pretty good, thanks," she said. "How's yours?"
'The same," I said. "What's for dinner? I asked peering at her basket. The basket was just an excuse so I could check out her rack. Her nipples were poking out of her t-shirt. Was she aroused or was it the cool air from the coolers?
"Oh, I was planning on chicken stir fry but just might order in tonight," she said. "What are you making." She asked peering at my basket.
"I have some beef short ribs I'm planning on braising up tomorrow," I replied.
"Oh God I love beef short ribs, especially when they're thick and meaty," she said.
The way she said "thick and meaty" made me pause for a moment. "Well hey, would you like to come for dinner?" I asked. Come for dinner and then you can be dessert starting with those huge, well nippled milk jugs.
"Wow, that's so sweet," she said with a huge grin. "I'd love to. I'll bring some red wine and a salad?"
"That sounds perfect," I replied with a smile. Try not to look too eager I thought as I bid her farewell. Until tomorrow then. Talk soon."
....When Jessi got home she was wet. She had creamed her panties when she glanced at his bulge getting bigger in the store and her nipples were hard and in need of attention. That cock was fucking huge. She got even wetter dwelling on it.
She entered her apartment and left the groceries on the floor and went straight to her bedroom. She closed the blinds and stripped down to her birthday suit. When she peeled her thong off it was all sticky. She held it up to her nose for a sniff. She loved the taste of her own cream as she stuck out her tongue for a lick. Finger licking good she thought.
Heading to the bathroom, she turned on the light and gently teased her nipples while looking in the mirror. Jessi put one foot up on the toilet and started to finger herself. She did that for a minute and wished she had a vibrator. The old one had broken...probably from too much use. But she did have a vibrator. She opened up the cabinet and pulled out her electric toothbrush.
Her pussy was drenched as the buzz from the toothbrush filled the bathroom. She would have to get that pretty little cunt waxed for tomorrow. As she returned to her bedroom and lay on the bed she started pleasuring herself with her improvised vibrator. She imagined that huge cock inside her, stretching her velvet walls. She tongued her nipples and played with herself for the next hour cumming many, many times....
The next morning I was up early and prepped a few things for dinner then enjoyed a leisurely breakfast before watching some TV until lunch. I browned off the short ribs and popped them in the oven so they could cook low and slow, peeled some potatoes for mashed and prepped the Swiss chard.
After an hour or so the apartment started to smell divine as the short ribs cooked. I checked the wine cooler I had and made sure it was well stocked. There was also vodka, scotch, rye, gin and some beer. Plenty of panty remover. A couple of gin and tonics, turn up the thermostat, put on Journey's greatest hits and boom...nookie time!
The train of thought was interrupted by a knock at the door. I looked through the peephole and saw it was Jessi. She came early. God I hope so, I thought... I stood there for a few moments taking in the view before opening the door and acting surprised. "Hey, you're early but come on in please."
"Hey, how are you?" She asked coming and handing me a bag with a couple bottle of wine in it.
Damn, girl, I thought to myself as I took the bag. "I'm good, thanks, and you? Would you like a glass?" I asked, pulling out one of the bottles and shaking it.
"Oh God, yes please," she said, coming in and taking a seat on the couch. "It smells sooooo good in here."
I admired her from the kitchen as I opened the wine and poured her a half glass. Tight T-shirt, tight jeans, that perfume again and a shade of lipstick I envisioned staining the shaft of my cock.
"Thanks," I said walking over to hand her the glass of wine. "Should be ready in an hour or so."
"Oh, thanks so much," she said. She took a sip and licked her lips with a long, pink tongue.
I had to keep myself from staring too hard. Speaking of hard, down boy. "That looks tasty. Do you mind if I, uhhh..." I said making a tipping motion with my hand.
"Oh, absolutely," Jessi said. "I have a a couple more bottles back in my apartment." She suddenly realized what she said and snorted in laughter. "Oh God, that sounds terrible."
I laughed with her. She likes saying "Oh God" a lot. She might be saying it louder and more often later on if I played my cards right. "That's too funny," I said, laughing along with her.
I headed into the living room to sit and chat with my glass of wine. As I walked past Jessi, she had taken a sip of wine and put her glass down on the end table and jumped up suddenly, exclaiming, I forgot the salad," but as she stood she bumped my arm and most of my wine spilled down the front of her shirt.
