©2006 Randall George
Allison put on the break-up song CD she'd made for a friend of hers -- she never thought she'd be the one to use it next -- and gathered up the pictures she had removed from photo albums. "Love Stinks" blared from the speakers. She took out a pair of scissors and a paper grocery bag and poured herself a glass of Beaujolais. "Russell, be gone," she incanted. First she stuck one blade from the scissors into his 8 by 10 glossy that he had given her -- of course --
stabbing him in the heart. Then she began slicing the other photographs of him into slivers and depositing them into the paper bag. She swirled the Beaujolais in the glass while Bonnie Raitt sang "You're No Good." She found a photo of a sunset in Aruba—she in a black string bikini that matched her long hair, and him in a ragged Metallica T-shirt and cut-off jean shorts looking scruffy as usual. He thought it made him look rugged. Allison cut his head off first, and then sliced vertically through his shorts. A smile settled on her lips for the first time that day. She took a sip out of her wine glass, and held the liquid in her mouth, tasted the fruit and felt it tingle on her tongue. She could sense the elixir warming her throat as she swallowed, and the tension slipping away. Russell posing with a football—He always posed in some athletic tableau as if he were some kind of superstar. In reality he was couch potato. Allison folded the picture into quarters and then cut diagonally. "Cut from the team," she said out loud, and took another sip of wine. Enthusiastically Ali went through the pile and cut, and then tore the photographs into Kodachrome confetti. Getting near the end, she heard Gloria Gaynor begin to sing triumphantly, "I Will Survive," when she was roused from her reverie by the telephone.
"Door County? I'd love to," she told her friend, Margaret, who'd invited her for the weekend. It was early in the season, two weeks before Memorial Day, and it would be quiet up there. Maggie was her college roommate—best friend she'd ever had. Magg's husband, Danny, was a bit of a bore, but he usually left them alone to reminisce and party a bit. Allison still smoked the occasional joint, and though Danny disapproved, he wouldn't do anything to stop them, and usually he'd even go to the store for them so they wouldn't be driving under the influence. All in all he was a lot better deal than goddamned Russell, and she'd stuck it out with him for over a year. If he hadn't been so good in bed she'd have dumped him a long time ago. Not only did Allison have a few joints stashed away, but Maggie and Danny's cabin in Wisconsin was a great place to have a bonfire. Russell had left a few old T-shirts, including the torn Metallica one, and his old jean jacket that meant so much to him in her apartment. She was going to enjoy watching those go up in flames along with the photographs. "Burn, baby, burn," she thought. By the time she had finished with the wine and the photographs, Allison was happy, relaxed and ready for bed. She just felt a little horny. Damn Russell for leaving her horny. She fell asleep with her hand between her legs.
Friday at noon Allison cut out of work early to go up to the cabin. She took the last photograph she had of Russell out of her desk drawer, cut it into ribbons, and clutched it in her palm, then dumped it in the paper bag she had stashed in the car along with her suitcase and some trail mix for the ride.
Two hours out of Milwaukee she stopped for gas in Kewaunee, and looked out at Lake Michigan, the water green and a bit surly. It looked and smelled differently up here: Fresher and more robust. It was windy and warm. This early in May it was already pushing eighty. Allison was about due for a new car. She thought about a convertible—she could picture herself with the top down and some young stud riding next to her—a younger man, maybe one who would appreciate her a bit more than Russell. Cleaner, though, she thought, than the clerk at the Shell station. He had pierced his nose and eyebrows, and his hair rose in spikes as if his head was some kind of flamboyant abstract sculpture. He didn't speak as he handed her a pen and the credit card slip, and after she had signed it he returned her credit card with a disinterested nod.
"Thanks," she said out of habit.
"Yeah, whatever," he replied.
The rest of the drive took her mind off her troubles as she entered and exited towns in the same breath. She watched the clouds drift and dissipate, Lake Michigan her inconstant companion, as the road veered to and from the shore. Then she ejected the Dave Mathews CD she'd listened to the last fifty miles, and put in Prince, because tonight she was "gonna party like it's 1999."
Maggie and Danny's cabin was just north of Valmy, on Clark Lake. As soon as she'd gotten used to the odor of the cow manure, the farms gave way to quaint little shops and restaurants. Only a few cars traveled the road, and most of the summer-only cottages were still boarded up from the winter. Spring in Door County smelled like lavender and smoke -- Fish Boils were opening today across the peninsula. Maggs said they had just opened their place up for the season. Ali's tires squished up the muddy dirt road to the cabin. There was a guy down by the lake setting up the piers. He was young, barely legal and nothing special -- tousled brown hair, a little skinnier than Allison preferred, but the moment she looked at him she thought, "I'd do him." She wondered where that came from. Then the little tingle that flickered between her legs reminded her. Horny. No Russell.
"Fuck him," she thought. I'm not going to let that asshole ruin this weekend for me. She took one more look at the guy on the pier and shook her head. "Nothing special" she said to no one in particular. Certainly not loud enough so he'd hear. She grabbed her suitcase out of her car and walked up to the cabin.
Maggie threw open the door for her and yelled, "Ali, Ali, oxen-free." It put a smile on Allison's face as she and her college roommate flung their arms around each other. Maggs had cut her hair a bit, but it still hung halfway down her back. She had gained a couple of pounds since college, but still looked amazing.
"So do blondes still have more fun?" Ali asked.
"You bet your ass they do." Maggie and Ali slapped their hands together in a greeting from their old days.
"What's this?" Danny asked, poking his head in from the kitchen. "Am I all alone in the woods with two young coeds?"
"Beers," Maggie ordered.
"I've got something better," Allison said, holding up a joint.
"You still doing that crap?" Danny asked.
"Hush, husband," Maggs said. "You know how it gets me, so just buck up and take it like a man. And bring the beers, too. You want one, Ali." Maggie sat on the couch.
"Damn straight," she said, lighting the joint with a pack of matches she pulled out of her shirt pocket. "Russell is gone and it's bonfire night tonight."
"He was an asshole," Danny said. "Not that it's any of my business."
Allison walked over and kissed him on the lips. "I love you," she said, holding the joint to his mouth.
"Not for me," he said. "But you girls go and get happy. I'll get dinner started."
"So tell me all about it," Maggie said. "I hope you threw him out on his ass."
"I told him to screw himself," Ali said, sitting next to Maggie on the couch. "But damn if I don't miss that cock of his. He wasn't good for much else, but he could fuck like a banshee. Made me scream like one, too." She took a drag off the joint and handed it to Maggie who puffed until she coughed. Danny handed each of them a bottle of MGD, and Maggs took a couple of gulps to soothe her throat. The combination of the pot and beer and Maggie made Ali feel wild and horny.
"Dime a dozen Ali, you'll find someone better. God, remember that bonfire we made when I broke up with Julian? Remember what happened?"
"Can we do that again?" Ali's eyes lit up like sparklers. It was what she had hoped for. She drew closer to Maggie.
"Wait until Danny's asleep. Stay in your room," she whispered. "I'll come and get you."
"I've got all his shit in the bag."
"I've got some candles. The witches of Waukesha conjure again." Their eyes gleamed with excitement as they passed the joint back and forth.
"Dinner's ready," Danny yelled, and they both laughed so hard they fell off the couch.
"Be there in a sec," Ali said. "I've got something to get from the car."