Like many others, I joined the Pickleball craze. It is an invigorating, refreshing, lively, fun game. But, I observed that while we raved about the fun and the camaraderie and how popular the game had become, lots of women, of all ages were playing. I became more intrigued with the re-discovered relationship potential.
Pickleball actually led me to the Coochie I currently had my Johnson inserted in. One I yearned for years ago, but never had a chance.
Right now I was deep in Kaye's honey pot and she was making it sugar-sweet. She was meeting me thrust for thrust, exhibiting the hunger of a woman who only shared this pussy every blue moon. It had been a few months for me also. I had come once already and was working hard to get a second. Whether I did or not was moot, purely academic. My meat stick was between those sweet lips. She was worth the wait.
I was convinced to play Pickleball with a friend that morning and Kaye happened to be there. Hadn't seen her in years, but damn, she looked delicious sitting on the sidelines, seemingly enjoying watching the rest of us play.
I didn't know anything about her lifestyle or life. I only knew that seeing her today, I liked the thickness of her; in those days she was curvy, but skinny. I did then, but I don't now, purpose skinny much, I like that cushiony feel.
The thing is, she didn't play the game. She was only there hanging out with her childhood friend, Alice. I watched her on the sidelines as she watched me. How to approach her privately was my dilemma.
Then a door opened. When we finished playing, the suggestion was made that maybe we should all go to lunch, quickly seconded by all five of us. We met at a serve-everything restaurant, arriving right after the lunch hour, giving us carte blanche for seating. Yep, I ended up next to Kaye sitting to the right of me.
Lunch with old friends was refreshing. We exchanged news about one another, and about others, but we mostly just enjoyed being around old friends. We ate and hung together for about 90 minutes, then parted ways. I was mesmerized by Kaye and who she had become, overcoming life challenges and still standing regal.
Just before we got up to leave, I passed her the napkin I had written down my number on earlier during the meal. "Nice seeing you, give me a call if you have time," it said. I rose to accommodate her chair and the chair of our friend Alice, seated on the other side of me. Kaye nodded and smiled, giving no hints.
After the hugs and goodbyes, we all went our familiar ways. I had hope, but that was all.
Late the next afternoon, Kaye called. I learned a little of her history that day at the restaurant while everyone talked. Like most of us, she was divorced and was living comfortably. She and the, 'forever in people's business, Alice,' were still best friends.
I happened to be in the grocery store that afternoon when my phone rang. I didn't recognize the number but answered anyway. "Hey Elliot, it's Kaye, what are you up to?" Said the voice on the other end.
"Hey Kaye, I'm in the grocery store picking up a few necessary items. Good to hear your voice, what are you up to?" I asked back.
"We must be on the same wavelength, she said, because you're in the perfect place. Will you grab some fresh parsley and some Italian seasoned croutons for salad? I'll text you my address, see you around eight, Ciao!" Click.
WTF! We had a date? Well, who was I to question the pussy when it came gift wrapped? So I did as instructed, got my happy ass home, showered and shaved, and by seven I was ready. I thought about underwear but decided against, I had pretty good control.
Kaye answered the door. She had a full-length cooking apron on and what looked like a flowery lightweight dress. The type you save for wearing at home. After greeting me with a peck on the cheek, again; she then said, "Follow me," I followed her into the Living Room where she invited me to fix myself a drink. She said, "There's soda if you prefer, I'll have dinner ready in 15."
Suddenly, I heard a voice call out, "Kaye, I'm sorry, I forgot my towel, can you bring me one, please?"
"Okay. Hold on. Elliot, will you look in the linen closet in the hallway and pass Alice a towel? We got in not long ago from the Pickleball court and she usually showers before going home," she explained.
"Be happy to," I replied. I took a towel from the closet and knocked on the bathroom door, calling out Alice's name at the same time.