"I'm a little bit drunk. Dripsy, if you will."
We trekked the stone steps from the driveway to the front door. It was raining moderately, as it had for almost 30 days straight. Portland, Oregon had received almost one-third of its yearly rainfall in one month. He unlocked the door for me and allowed me to precede him through the doorway. He caught the dog by the collar as she attempted her escape.
"She can't get out. She'll be down the block and invisible within seconds."
"Where should I put my coat? I look like a drowned rat."
"Anywhere is fine. Just be wary of the dog hair. It gets into everything."
I placed my jacket on the back of the chair near the kitchen. I surveyed the room pointedly. The coffee table held a blue-green bong, bills, records, books, sheet music. It was a bachelor pad in every way. In the corner was an aging baby grand. The keys were well-used. Many people had loved this piano intensely. This man obviously did. Jazz permeated every corner of the house. Next to the piano was a bookshelf covered in biographies of musicians, stacks of records. John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Sarah Vaughn.
I sat down on the couch. He placed his leather jacket on the coat rack and sat near me. He grabbed his laptop and began going through the motions. He checked email and read comics and surfed MySpace. I inched closer, making sure my side was against his. He got up to put on a record. I don't remember who it was now, but it was fabulous. My head found the curve of his shoulder comfortably. He's so big compared to me. My thumb is maybe the width of his pinky. We'd compared earlier. He placed his huge hand on my back, like a shield. I'd never felt safer. He ran his hand up and down my back, slowly. The music is soft, soothing. Smooth alto sax solos over deft piano. He slowly massaged the center of my back, stopping for a moment when I jumped a bit.
"Did that hurt? Do you want me to work on it?"
"Oh, could you? That would be great."
I sat up and leaned forward, balancing with my forearms on my knees. He scooted closer and began to massage. And it was heavenly. Twenty years of piano had made his big hands strong and skilled. He kneaded the muscles carefully, periodically reminding me to breathe, to relax. I moaned softly as I relax into an altered state. My reactions are slowed, barely conscious. I'm lost in the sensations. His hands moved to my neck. He tells me to lie down on my back. I lay my head in his lap as his fingers pressed into my neck.
"I need to take you home with me. Pocket-sized. So I can just enlarge you when I need a massage, and then put you away again."
"If I had a nickel for every time I heard that..."