"Hello, Simon Watts speaking."
"Good evening lover."
"Hi Sarah! Why on Earth are you calling me now? Is something the matter?"
"No, not really. I was a bit bored though."
"So you decided to call me to relieve your boredom, I suppose."
"Actually, no. That's a nice idea, but it isn't why I am calling you."
"Well, why are you calling then? I am a bit busy you know."
"If you'll give me a minute I'll tell you. I popped out to the video shop and rented a DVD. And now I'm just sitting here watching the film I hired. I wish you were able to be here to watch it with me."
"Good film, then?"
"Exciting anyway. I'd like to be doing to you what that woman's doing to her man right now!"
"Oh, I see. That sort of film eh? So, what's she doing?"
"Sorry, I'm not going to give you a running commentary. Besides, you are supposed to be working aren't you?"
"That's true I suppose I ..."
"But, if you were here watching the film with me, I'd be able to rub your cock through your trousers and then undo your fly and dip my hand inside your trousers and hold your cock and balls as we sat together until you were nice and hard."
"That sounds good. Mind you I wouldn't be able to just sit there, you know."
"Tell me what you'd do."
"Well, I'd work my hands under your top, so I could caress your body and then I'd slip your tits free from your bra so I could fondle and squeeze them. I'd rub your nipples for you and pinch them gently. Finally I'd lift your top up so I could suck your boobs and nibble your nipples."
"Mmmm! I wish you were. I'd just have to slip your trousers down and take your cock into my mouth so's I could suck it and lick it all over after you'd done that."