(This took place in the era before smartphones -- when mobile phones conveyed sound only.)
Becky was on a work trip to Paris. She worked for a clothing company, and was there to assess the new Summer fashions. We had been together for six months, and were still at the heady stage of having sex almost every day. She had been gone for three days, and I had not jerked off once, even though I was incredibly horny. I wanted to save it for when she got back.
Last night I was at home, and after a light supper, I put the TV on and tried catching up on the news. My phone rang -- it was Bex.
"Hi Eric," she said, "how's your day been?"
"Not bad," I replied, "tedious day at work. Got a load of crap from my manager, but apart from that, I suppose it wasn't too bad. What have you been up to?"
"I had a great time - I was taken to lunch by Sacha, one of the male models."
I had seen pictures of Sacha -- he was a handsome fucker!
"Go on," I said.
"He invited me to his place after lunch, and seduced me. I tried to resist, but when he got his cock out, and it was so HUGE, I just had to have it."
I trusted Bex implicitly, and knew she was kidding. She liked to tease me about all the fantastic male models she met.
"Bigger than mine?" I asked.
"Oh, God yes, it must have been nine inches, maybe more."
"I am glad you had a good time," I said, "I also had a bit of fun today. Gladys the tea lady came round. She gave me my coffee with milk and one sugar, and a couple of biscuits as usual, and then asked if I wanted anything else. I was missing you and felt rather horny so I asked if she could spare five minutes and suck me off. The old dear was lovely about it. She asked if I wanted it with her teeth in or out. I have never been sucked off toothless before so I opted for that. It's been on my bucket list for years."
"Wonderful," Bex said, "how was it?"
"Oh, it was great. She sucked like a pro, and when she started gumming my helmet, I shot off almost immediately."
"Marvellous," Bex said, "I am so happy for you. Did she spit or swallow?"
"I told her not to swallow. She was due to give my manager his coffee after me, so I asked her to spit it in a cup, and let the bastard drink it with his coffee. She doesn't like him so happily obliged."
Bex laughed.
"Seriously though, have you missed me?"
"Massively," I replied, "three days with no sex, I am going crazy!"
"Poor baby," she crooned, "so you haven't missed me for my sparkling intellect and wit, just for my body?"
"That is about it," I said, "when are you due back?"
"Next week," Bex replied.
"Fucking Hell, I really will have resorted to shagging Gladys by then!"