I hate sales meetings, especially when it's to roll out a new product that you know in your heart really sucks. So it was in Phoenix, in July, on a Thursday, a hundred plus in the late afternoon. I guess the meeting could have been worse: the sales managers could have rushed me at the podium, castrated me, and sent me back to L.A. with a blood-soaked note hanging from my neck. That didn't happen.
But by Friday morning all of that was history; turned out to be one of the most unforgettable nights of my life.
I took the elevator up to the 10th floor, got off, and walked down the hall to my room. When I opened the door it was apparent that the room hadn't been serviced: bed unmade, damp towels still on the floor, water pocked glass on the nightstand... What else could fuck up the day? I needed a shower to wash it all away.
I was toweling myself when the bathroom door opened. A young woman, long black hair tied into a ponytail, looked me straight in the eyes with a 'deer in the headlights' look and her mouth opened in obvious shock. She was dressed in a maroon skirt and white blouse with the hotel logo embroidered above her left breast. The name tag just below the the logo read: Diana
I'd been in the shower and hadn't heard her come in so I, standing there buck naked, was just as shocked as she.
"Oh my god, sir," she exclaimed with obvious embarrassment, "I didn't know anyone ..." She stopped mid sentence and took a more than a passing look at my cock, a look much longer than just an embarrassed glance. She looked up at me again with a broad smile. I smiled back. "You have a really big cock."