Pheromones
Author's forewarning:
This story is a re-write of a previously shared story. Some things have changed.
This is a work of fiction. Thanks to a combination of my own imagination, bad Sci-Fi movies, and an even worse spell-check program, some items in this story, such as the science and the grammar, may not be up to a university degree's standards.
Any character who engages in sexual activity in this story is over the age of eighteen.
***** Pheromones: Pt 1 *****
My life changed when my therapist gave me an ad from the university's newsletter. The ad was simple and to the point. 'Are you unlucky in love? Unlucky with the opposite sex? Are you a full-time student? Would you like two thousand dollars and three elective credits? If you answered yes to these questions, contact us. Dr. Jeffrey Martin is working on a hypothesis that may solve all your love life problems. Visit our website and fill out the worksheet to see if you qualify. If you do, and if you can complete all phases of the program (including continuous monitoring), you will be eligible for the full amount of two thousand dollars and the three elective credits.'
I felt like whoever wrote the ad was speaking directly to my soul. I mean, I was lonely, and I was shit with the ladies, and, two grand was more money I ever had at one time. With an air of 'whatever', and on the encouragement of my psychiatrist, I logged on and followed the instructions to fill out the very personal questionnaire, then I forgot about it. Not at first of course. At first, I checked my email as if my life depended on it, but after almost six months of not getting an email, I figured I wasn't the ideal candidate.
Actually, from what I was told after I did get a reply, they had so many responses it took that long to go through them all. Apparently, everyone wanted to be better with the opposite sex, but until each of them got tested, Dr. Martin didn't know if they were suitable or not.
"Wait," I asked as he and his assistant strapped things to my body, "what kind of testing does this entail?"
Dr. Martin chuckled. "Don't worry, Mr. Anderson, we'll give you a small shot and wait to see if it works. If it does, then we can move on to the full experiment."
"Is this going to make me a mutant of some kind? I don't want to wake up tomorrow with an extra head." Not the wittiest thing to say, but it got my point across. Again, the Doc chuckled as he pulled out his syringe.
"So far, it hasn't changed anyone, odds are very low it'll change you either, but with each test, we get ever closer to finding the correct formula."
As he stuck me, I winced. "So, you give me a shot, and if it works, I get two grand?"
"Not right away. We'll have to monitor you for a full month and then, yes, you'll get what was promised."
"A full month?! Spring Break's this week! I was hoping to go to the beach."
The Doc stared at me for a long moment. "Since you'll have to stay with us for the next twenty-four hours just to make sure you don't have a reaction to the test shot, I can give you time to think it over. If it works, you'll have a choice, but if it doesn't, you'll be free to go and enjoy yourself."
I wasn't the smartest guy in school, but I got Bs most of the time and I could see past my most immediate needs. As I sat in the lab's break room, I watched TV and thought about what I'd gotten myself into. Plus side, two grand would be a good down payment on a nice used car. I mean, it would've been a better little bundle to take off to Daytona Beach or Myrtle Beach or any kind of beach where women wore little and wanted to ride anything that moved, but missing out was no big whoop. It would've been the third year I missed out, but if the Doc could actually fix my love life, then missing out on some random strange would be a small price to pay.
Finally, after a night of restless sleep and a bad cafeteria breakfast, I entered the lab for the next part of the pre-test. The Doc wasn't there, but his cute assistant was. I smiled and surprisingly, she smiled back. It was surprising because the normal profession of that, or any other interaction was simple and straight to the point. I'd smile, they'd roll their eyes, and I'd sigh before I moved on. The story of my love life summed up in one sentence and the reason I really wanted to join the experiment.
Except for my Mom, my sister, and my one and only girlfriend, women had basically the same reaction to my advances, even the benign ones, a resounding hell no. I never really understood why women were repelled by me, but my psychiatrist, when I told him my frustrations, said my issues might be biological in nature. For almost half the session, he used a degree's worth of big words I didn't understand to explain what he meant. That's when he gave me the ad and said Doc Martin might be able to help with women.
For five glorious minutes, the assistant and I chatted. I did try to flirt, but she shut me down. It was a bit disconcerting but other than that, our interaction seemed to be going better than any I'd had with any other woman recently. Weirdly, when the Doc entered, it was like she hit a wall and turned cold again.
"So, Mr. Anderson, have you made your decision?"
"Maybe, but can you explain it again?" He started to speak and I said, "In words I can understand, please?"
He smiled. "In layman's terms, we believe you, and people like you, have what we've termed as Negative Pheromones. Instead of attracting the opposite sex, you repel them."
"There are others like me?"
"This is actually a pretty common occurrence. At first, it was thought people like you were just bad at the social mores of dating, but over the years, my research has shown your lack of luck in love could have a biological cause. You see, most men and women put out positive pheromones which have a positive effect on those around them, but people like you don't."
"And this experiment is going to give me positive pheromones?"
"If it works," he said nodding. "That's what we'll need to test this morning."
"How?"
"Well, yesterday, while you were in the waiting room, we had a few women watch you through a two-way mirror. Out of those, the ones who thought you were attractive and would go out on a date with you based on looks, we sent into the room to sit with you."
"Is that why we were told not to speak or interact with each other?"
"Yes. We told the women to stay in for as long as they wanted, not one could stay for more than twenty minutes. That was expected, but our other subjects never repelled anyone so quickly before. Afterward, we interviewed them again, every one of them was in agreement and said you gave off a 'creepy vibe'." I started to protest but he held up his hand. "Now, we were all watching very closely and can verify you did nothing other than sit in the room, but that's what we needed."
"Well, that's comforting."