Peter Perfect

Peter walks in on Astrid and her vibrator

Dear reader. What you are about to read has come from my furtive and over imaginative, dirty mind. Yes, it is all my own work. And please, if you are after realism or some sort of higher-level form of literature move on, this is clearly beneath your expectations and good taste. Note that all characters in my stories are of a legal age and participate willingly. This is the third chapter in this series. Enjoy!

Copyright is asserted by the author. ©SBarak1

Note: This story contains Australian slang and vernacular. If you can't work it out drop a comment below and I will translate. Also beware, I try and use Microsoft Word to correct my spelling and grammar.

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I had just finished a supplier visit and wasn't far from Tina's store. Best not surprise her, I thought, she might be busy. Call her on the store number, she didn't always carry her phone on the floor.

"Hello, you have phoned Sexyworld, how can I assist with your fetish?"

It was Lisa the bored and indifferent goth. "Hi Lisa, Peter here, hoping to speak to Tina."

"Please hold Peter," she said, "Tina, call for you on Line 2. Tina, line 2."

"She'll be with you shortly."

The wait music came on with the same breathless woman promoting a range of his and her vibrators. About 10 seconds later.

"Hello Tina speaking."

"Aren't you are going to ask how you can help me with my fetish?"

"Peter, don't be naughty," she giggled, recognising my voice.

"But I really do need help."

"Really? Then tell me."

"I have this beautiful, amazing girlfriend who's incredible in the sack. The problem is she wearing me out, I think the only solution is to restrain her."

"Well sir, we have a number of products that may be able to assist."

"Excellent, like what?"

"You'll find out when you get me naked tonight. I'm just working a list up right now."

"A list, wow. Just love your customer orientated approach."

"Certainly sir. You know our customers always cum first."

"Not if I have anything to do with it," I laughed.

"Anyway, it's unusual for you to call during the day, what's up."

"I'm in the area, wondering if I can drop in for a quick visit."

"More like a quickie," she giggled.

"Maybe another personal fitting?" I suggested.

"Stop it! Back to the conversation," she laughed.

"Sorry, can't help myself."

"I know. It's because I'm irresistible," she giggled. "However, your timing is good, Astrids here. I'd like you two to finally meet."

"Sure, sounds great. See you soon."

"Muuwah! See ya!" Tina finished with a kiss.

I walked into the store 15 minutes later. Tina saw me and scooted over. We embraced and kissed. Then kissed her again deeply and passionately. We finally came up for air.

"Wow, what was that for?"

"I dunno. Maybe for just being the cutest girlfriend I guy could ever have."

By now my hands were on her nicely rounded arse. I gave a squeeze.

"Just wait 'til I get you home tonight boyfriend," she whispered.

We separated and she led me by the hand to the 'Staff Only' door at the back of the store.

"Astrid's out the back somewhere. Let's go find her."

As we stepped through the door she stopped.

"Just remember what I told you about her. She can be intimidating when she first meets you. Just stand up to her no matter what. She respects that," Tina explained. "Oh, one more thing. Did I ever mention she's a nymphomaniac?"

Tina immediately grabbed my hand and led me through the storage shelves towards the manager's office.

"What the?" I just managed to get out before Tina raised her finger to her lips.

"Shhhhhhh. She's in the office."

We stood outside the office. The door was closed and there was as sort of buzzing whirring sound coming from inside. A thought flashed through my mind. It was a David Attenborough documentary; we were about to enter the lair of the Astrid. One false move could be fatal.

"Just follow me," said Tina knocking on the door and pulling me through with her.

The sight in front of me was straight from a porn clip.

"Give me a tick Tee, bit of product testing," Astrid said through gritted teeth.

I looked at Tina then the door. She held up her hand in a stop motion. Astrid was stretched out naked in the manager's chair. Tina had told me she was an amazon. She was that and more. She was certainly tall, although I couldn't work out her height at this angle. Long blond hair done up in a plait from the top of her head. Her eyes were scrunched tight. Her large breasts jutting out prominently from her chest, large dark pink areolas, hard nipples, sculpted abs, long legs, incredibly well muscled thighs. Her waxed pussy had a small arrow of fine blond hair in the shape of an arrow pointing at her clit. Her well-muscled upper arms held her breasts together, those arms ran down to her long fingers with manicured fingers nails wrapped around a vibrator, the source of the whirring and buzzing. The vibrator was inserted into her vagina as probably as far as it would go. The tickler jammed against her swollen and surprisingly long clit.

The room was filled with the strong scent of her arousal and by the looks of things it wouldn't be long before she would reach her climax. The scene was mesmerising. I was literally rooted to the spot. I looked at Tina who seemed as though she was enjoying the spectacle. She reached for my hand and we stood there watching the spectacle.

By now Astrid feet we lifting off the ground as she started to orgasm the muscles across her abdomen convulsing.

"Do me baby," she whispered.

Astrid placed the palm of her hand on the base of the vibrator and shoved it as deep as she could into her pussy the mechanism complaining with a strained whirring sound.

"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccckk!" she hissed, as brought her knees up.

She let out a series of staccato grunts as she came.

"So hot," I heard Tina whisper as she let go of my hand then I felt her hand on my, already hard, cock tenting my pants.

Astrid let out a final grunt and stretched out her legs. She switched off the dildo and relaxed, her eyes still closed but no longer scrunched tight.

"I'm going to order another 100 units Tee," she gasped. "It's selling well. Just needed to take it for a spin to see for myself."

Astrid opened an eye, then another.

"We have company Tee?", said Astrid, matter of factly, just as though being reclined naked with a vibrator shoved up her vagina having two people watch you, was something you did every day.

Slowly she slid, what looked to be at least an eight-inch cock shaped dildo out of her pussy and brought it up to her mouth and licked the tip. She then offered it to Tina. Tina shook her head. Astrid tilted her head back and applied the phallus to her lips and in one slow motion swallowed it whole. I could see her throat swell as she inserted it. She didn't gag. Withdrawing the device, she placed it on the corner of the desk and levelled her gaze at me, smacking her lips.

"Never as good as the real thing, but who do we have here?" she purred, leaning forward in the chair and sitting on the edge stroking her pussy.

"Astrid this is Peter. Peter, Astrid."

Astrid stood up. She certainly was tall. At least 6 foot 3. Her body was in perfect symmetry to her height, although her impressive breasts may have been a little oversize. She offered me her hand, slick with her juices. I looked down at it.

"Oh, silly me," she said lifting her hand to her mouth. She seductively proceeded to lick her fingers clean with what appeared to be an unusually long tongue.

She lowered her gaze to my crotch.

"Hmmm, I see you have him on a short leash Tee."

I'd almost forgotten Tina was still holding my very hard cock, tenting my trousers. Astrid offered me her hand again. We shook, she had a very firm grip I noticed, as I ran my eyes up her body and made eye contact.

"Oh," said Tina. "Reflex action," she explained removing her hand from my crotch.

"Good to finally meet you Astrid," I said, maintaining eye contact.

"And I you, Peter Perfect," Astrid said with a grin.

My eyes must have widened slightly.

"We have no secrets, do we Tee?"

"Not many, so have you finished Dee?"

"Finished what sweetie?"

"C'mon, knock it off Dee, you know what I mean."

"Oh, all right Tee, you know you did catch me off guard."

"Yeah, but tell me you don't like performing to an audience."

"She's right Peter," said Astrid conversationally, the act now over. "I do love an audience. Here give me a hug."

Astrid stepped up to me so we could embrace, her large breasts pressed into me. I felt my still hard cock crushed against her upper thigh. She gave me a peck on the lips.

Looking down at my tented trousers. "Here let me help you with that," she purred reaching for my belt.

"Dee," Tina warned. "But you can watch."

Tina stepped closer and undid my belt then undid the button and pulled down the fly. Easing my trousers down she then slipped my undies down. My cock, though not quite as hard as it was before, sprang free.

"Poor boy," she said squatting down in front of me licking the tip of my cock.

Tina wrapped her hand around my cock and gave it a few strokes before engulfing the head in her mouth. She sucked it hard before pulling it out with an audible pop!

"Just wait until I get you home," she said addressing my cock. "Don't pay any more attention to that big bad Astrid."

Having made her point Tina slipped up my undies trapping the head of my cock against the waist band then pulled up my trousers. All throughout this I watched as Astrid watched Tina and my cock. Almost imperceptibly she licked her lips.

"There we go," said Tina giving me a peck on the cheek.

"This store is doing well Tee, checked the numbers before coming over," Astrid said, walking around the table.

She picked up a folder and handed it Tina. Tina examined the sheet of paper it contained.

"Can't say the same for the southern store," remarked Tina.

"Hmmm, perhaps you and I need to spend a bit more time down there. See if we can lift sales."

"Agreed," said Tina, having put the folder down, now examining the vibrator. She switched it on and the motor started to whirr. "Surprised you didn't burn the motor out. That was quite a display you put on for us."

"I thought it was only you. If I knew Peter was there as well......" Astrid trailed off, thinking.

"Perhaps we should have some stickers made up. 'As stress tested by Astrid' with a thumbs up symbol," Tina smirked.

"Not a bad idea. Maybe I should be posting special product testimonials on the website," remarked Astrid, distracted, looking around for her tee-shirt.

"That's actually not a bad idea," I said.

Both women looked at me.

"One of the best promotional mechanisms has always been word of mouth. This is just about the next best thing."

Astrid tilted her head slightly as she continued to look at me. It seemed as though she was reassessing me.

"Pete majored in marketing," Tina said with a smile.

I could see the cogs in Astrids head were still turning as she looked away. I'm sure I was still being considered as prey.

"You're onto something there Peter," said Astrid reaching for her mobile phone. She tapped out a message.

As I watched Astrid the thought bubble above her head read; 'Don't eat this one yet, he may have some further use.'

"Just sent Helen at the marketing agency a couple of ideas," said Astrid.

"Here, what do you think Pete," said Tina, handing me the folder.

I studied the numbers as Astrid slipped on her knickers then her short shorts then her tee-shirt with the store name printed across the front. She left her bra on the desk. Astrid then sat down and put on her strappy gold high heels.

She looked up at me from the chair. "Any thoughts?"

"OK, after only a quick look I can see what you mean about the Southern store. I'd start with the overheads. Wages is always the biggie, I'd by looking at cutting back on the staff hours. The only other thing that really stands out is your inventory, based on your turnover I think you are holding too much across the whole business. Needs more analysis."

"You can tell that by just looking at that extract?" asked Tina.

"It's called ratio analysis," I replied.

"What metric do you apply," asked Astrid.

"As Tina has probably mentioned I work for a big box hardware retailer. We live and die by getting the right inventory to projected sales right. I took a bit of punt based on what we do. Fundamentally the two businesses are similar. We sell hardware, you sell wares that make people hard," I joked.

Tina punched me in the arm. "Very clever Pete.... So, what do you think Dee?"

"I agree that we need to get onto this sooner than later," agreed Astrid now touching up her eye makeup.

"Do you have a company accountant?" I asked.

"Just a couple of book keepers and an accounts clerk. We use an accounting firm to prepare our accounts," replied Tina.

"They're bloody expensive," added Astrid, picking up her bra and fingering the label.

"OK, tell you what. I'll have a look at your books and see what I can come up with. Remember I'm not an accountant."

"How about I speak to Lizzy?" asked Tina, looking at Astrid. "If she can't help us out maybe she can recommend someone. Being a CPA she should be pretty well networked."

"Sounds like a plan," said Astrid. Holding out her bra label for me to read '38F'. "Board meeting closed, let's get back to work."

Tina and I followed Astrid, as she strode back out into the store to survey her domain. Pausing just past the 'Staff Only' door We watched as she scanned the store. There were a few customers browsing, a couple at the checkout. I wondered if she would spot a wildebeest to cut out from the herd and run it down.

Astrid headed over to the counter as Tina slipped her hand into mine.

"You know she's our best anti-theft device," Tina giggled.

"Not surprised," I replied.

"Strictly catch and release though," she laughed.

"See you tonight pocket rocket," I said leaning down to give her kiss and a hug.

"I'm going to follow up on my promise you know."

"I'm counting on it," I whispered, giving her another quick kiss.

Tina headed off to help a customer and I headed for the main entrance. I noticed Astrid heading towards me to intercept. Maybe I don't get out alive, I thought.

"Peter, just a sec," Astrid called out, catching up with me. We walked out into the car park together.

"I just wanted to apologise. I realise that my behaviour wasn't, let us say, entirely appropriate for our first meeting."

"Agreed, but then again we did walk in on you at a particularly intimate moment."

"Oh that. Perish the thought, I was just having a good wank. It's what I did and said afterwards that I'm apologising for."

I took Astrid's hands in mine and looked into her eyes.

"Astrid you are a stunning looking woman in a Viking goddess type of way. I can see that it's a veneer and underneath there is a beautiful person who wants to succeed in business and who has a deep bond with her business partner. I'll admit I am physically attracted to you in an 'every boys dream Amazon Huntress kind of way.' But I'm more attracted to Tee in many more ways and on lots of different levels. So let me clear, I love her deeply, there is no contest period. If it's any consolation you make an absolutely awesome and incredibly sexy Amazon Huntress."

"Oh, is it that obvious? The bit about the veneer."

"To me anyway. Can you just confirm one thing though?"

"What's that Peter?"

"Are you really a nymphomaniac?"

"I'm afraid so. Medically diagnosed and certified."

"Wow, a first for me."

"Don't rate it too highly. Bit of a curse really. If I'm not getting off several times a day, I get very toey, like an itch that can only be scratched in a certain way."

"Never thought about it like that."

"And with the way I behave I been known to scare off more than one or two potential suitors both male and female."

"I can see how that would happen."

"Look I get the bit about your relationship with Tee, believe me. So, with all my faults can we still be friends," asked Astrid.

"Of course," I replied, as we embraced. She lent down so we could kiss briefly on the lips.

In her high heels she had a good 8 or 9 inches on me. My chin just sat on the top of her impressive breasts as we continued to embrace.

"You do know that as a friend I may need to call on you to alleviate my itch on occasion," she whispered as we broke from the hug.

I looked into her eyes. Nope, she wasn't joking. I took her hands in mine again.

"Only ever with Tee," I said firmly.

"Only ever with Tee," she repeated. "I could never hurt her in any possible way," she added sincerely.

"Astrid, I think we have an understanding."

"Friends," she said firmly standing back and holding out her hand.

I shook her hand and looked her in the eye.

"Just one more thing," I asked.

"Sure."

"What was the thing with the label on the bra '38F'?"

"Boys always want to know. Didn't you?"

"Fair call," I grinned. "Ms 38F."

We finished shaking hands and I left.

In the car I thought through the events at the store. What had I got myself into? Clearly, I had earned Astrid's respect in some way. The trick might be making sure I didn't wind up as prey. I grinned as I drove along. Need to tell Tina when she comes over tonight.

That night....

Tina had brought home some fluffy handcuffs, straps, soft thick rope and a blind fold. She had insisted that I tie her to the bed on her back to start with then I tortured her by licking her all over her body. I even found a feather and had some more fun. The soles of her feet and a particular spot on the side of her large breasts proved the most sensitive. After flipping her over I slid a few pillows under her hips as she begged me to fuck her from behind which I duly did after some more feather work and making her beg for my cock.

After a hard rough fuck with a lot of vocal encouragement from Tina I made her cum twice before filling her pussy with my seed. It looked like she was crying as I quickly untied her and held her in my arms cradling her. I needn't have worried they were more tears of release. She had really gotten off being helpless and totally in my control. We kissed for ages as I cradled her before we finished up with her on top. My, now hard again, cock deep inside her, our fingers intermeshed. She was trying to wrestle me to give me a kiss. I course I had to let her win.

As she lay with her head on my chest she asked me a question. "So, what did you think of my business partner?"

"Hmmm, cuts quite an imposing figure."

"That she does."

"And absolutely uninhibited."

"That's our Dee."

"She's a real stunner. She has literally weaponised that incredible body of hers."

"Yup. Licensed to fuck," Tina giggled. "You know she really likes you."

"What? Me?"

"Said you two have come to an understanding."

"I only did what you said. You know, stand up to her."

"Must have worked. What did you two talk about in the car park?"

"A few things," I grinned, leading her on.

Tina sat up trying to look stern in a cute kind of way.

"Spill the beans buddy."

"OK, OK. Keep your pants on. Oops, you're not wearing any," I laughed looking down my torso.

Tina crossed her arms over her impressive bosom and gave her best 'I'm cross with you' look. She looked so incredibly cute.

"She apologised for her behaviour to start with."

"Wow, I'm impressed. Rare event."

"Then we had a bit of a heart to heart. I told her I saw through her façade in the nicest possible way."