The story so far: Annie Lloyd is a widow who suffered the loss of her husband while sustaining a near crippling injury. Her recovery takes her back to the gym, where she notices a new personal trainer, Abel Williams, who is twenty years younger than her. Abel notices Annie as well and Abel appreciates an older woman. Before he and her can get together, an old boss and friend of Annie's, Jack Colson, sweeps back into her life, proposing marriage. Annie, knowing Jack is an incorrigible womanizer, doesn't accept his offer, but does take him up on his second offer, temporary employment to help him get ready for an audit called by the companies' board of directors. Before she leaves for the temp job, she literally runs into Abel at the gym and as one thing leads to another, they go to bed together. Abel makes it clear that he wants to see her again. Annie is confused by Abel's and Jack's attentions and doesn't know what she wants. She goes to Syracuse, where Jack's company is located, and immediately is confronted by Jack's lover JuJu. Jack introduces Annie as his fiancΓ©. But Juju doesn't accept defeat easily and continues to pursue Jack. Annie discovers that someone is stealing from the company and she wants to meet the board of the directors that are so hot to audit the company. The story picks up at a cookout at Jack's father's house that Jack arranged for Annie to meet the family.
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Saturday morning I drove out to Jack's father's house in the trendy section of Syracuse if there is one. For all its big school bravura, the townie side of Syracuse was a sprawling mess of turn of the century homes that barely cling onto their value. Jack's father's house, though, was another matter. A two story grey block home set off from the street. Tall trees and neatly trimmed shrubs obscured its view. A long, curved drive brought you to the door, if it wasn't already clogged with the cars of guests. Which it was. I found a spot down the street and walked to the house.
No one answered the front doorbell, so I walked down a little hill to the side looking for the party. There were a few knots of people I didn't know, so I walked past them, to the back, where a wide and long lawn stretched back to a white privacy fence. Lawn chairs littered the carefully groomed lawn. A couple round tables with sun umbrellas stood the left of the yard. A bluestone patio, tucked under the overhand of an upper story stretched out from the back of the house. Several long banquet tables were butted up against each other, waiting to be filled with food. Further back, next a set of French doors, sat a portable party bar. That, of course, was were I found Jack.
"There you are," he said with a smile. He pulled me to his side and gave me a quick kiss.
"Really, Jack."
"Ready to meet the family?"
"Not without a drink."
Jack mixed a mimosa and handed it to me.
"Let me know when you're fortified," he said.
I sucked down the mimosa, and nodded my head. "Yeah, I'm ready now."
"Good." He took me for a quick turn around the yard, introducing me to the people there, but there wasn't that many yet, so we were back at the bar quickly. He mixed me another drink. I set it down on the bar.
"Why don't you show me around the place? That is if you can tear yourself away from bar keeping duties."
He pushed open the double doors. "After you."
I entered what must be the basement. An out-of-style pit sofa group dominated the right hand side of the floor sitting in front of a large fireplace faced with granite. Wood paneling covered the walls. On the left was a hot tub.
"You know Syracuse," said Jack."Always cold. Hardly worth the effort to put in a pool outside."
"Yep," I agreed.
He led me up a flight of stairs that brought us to the first floor. We came out in the kitchen where a blonde haired woman was looking through cabinets.
"What do you need, Midge," said Jack.
"I'm looking for another bowl, to divvy up the potato salad."
"Midge, I told you that you didn't need to bring anything. The caterer will be here any minute with the food."
"You are the only person I know that hires a caterer for a cook-out," she said. She turned. "Ooh, who's this."
"This is Annie. Annie, Midge, my cousin."
"Annie? The Annie?" She gave me an appraising look.
The doorbell rang. Jack leaned over to look through the large window in the dining room.
"That's the caterer. Excuse me, I'll be right back."
Midge found a bowl and spooned half of the salad into the empty bowl.
"You're not at all what I expected," she said, her back to me. "You aren't like Jack's usual girl." She turned to me, and gave me a fake smile holding out a bowl. "Be a dear and take this down to the table."
"Sure," I said, more than happy to get away from Midge. If this was a sampling of Jack's relatives, maybe he was the nice one. That was a sobering thought.
Jack was in the back directing the caterer.
"Delivery. One bowl of potato salad," I said.
"Lord. Can't you chuck it?" he said.
"Jack!" I hissed. The woman was coming up right behind me.
Jack moved in close as if to kiss me.
"I prefer not to be poisoned by my family's cooking," he whispered.
"It can't be that bad."
"Go ahead. Taste it. I dare you." And looking behind me he said to Midge. "Why don't you put that one back in the fridge. It will give me something to eat later."
She looked doubtful. "Sure, Jack." She turned and retreated back into the house. In the meantime I stuck my finger at the edge of the bowl and tasted.
"Oh my God," I said. It was beyond awful. It was gut wrenching. "How does someone make something that bad."
"None of my family has the cooking gene. None."
"Hence the caterer," I said.
"Hence the caterer," replied Jack.
"How did you survive?"
"I discovered restaurants at an early age."
"Where's the trash?" I asked.
He pointed and I tipped the potato salad into it.
"You're bad," he laughed.
"Now to hide the evidence."
"What evidence?" Midge was behind me, a sour look on her face.
"I'm so sorry, Midge. I tripped and spilled the salad."
"I'll get the other bowl."
"No, let me make myself useful. I'll get it." Ignoring the daggers in her eyes, I hurried off into the house and up the stairs.
Finding the other bowl of potato salad in the fridge, I disposed of that too.
"Who are you? And what are you doing?"
Looking over my shoulder, I saw an elderly man in a wheelchair.
"Are you Jack's dad?"
"Yes."
"I'm Annie."
"Oh, the famous Annie," he said dryly.
"Geez, how much does Jack talk about me?"
"I've heard nothing else but. I understand you have the books whipped into shape."
"Not quite. Getting there."
"You aren't what I expected, based on Jack's tastes in women."
"Oh really?" I was getting tired of hearing that.
"But maybe that boy of mine is finally getting smart."
"Do you want to go outside? Join the party?"
"What? Spend time with that crowd. You're welcome to them."
"Okay, then."
"But I wouldn't mind the show."
"What show?"
"When you meet them."
"Well, I see where Jack gets his wicked ways," I said.
The man grinned. "There is a portable ramp for the front door. From there the driveway will get us to the back. I'll show you the way."
There was a lightweight aluminum ramp in the corner by the front door. I grabbed it, and with some maneuvering, opened the door and laid it down. It clung on the threshold and sloped gently down to the walkway.
"Ready," I said. "Let's go, Mr. Colson."
"Jim," he said reaching up his hand and laying it on top of mine.
I pushed the chair and the man down to the grass, and went back up and pulled the door closed. Soon I had Jack's father wheeled to the backyard.
Midge came up and made all sorts of noises of concern, and while Jim rolled his eyes, I promised to get him a drink.
Jack was back at the bar, this time mixing Strawberry Daiquiris.
"I need something for your father," I said.
He frowned. "If the old man wants something, he can come down here."
"He is." I pointed to Jim, hovered over by Midge.
"How did...?" Jack stared in amazement.
"I brought him down. He wanted to watch the "show"while you introduce me to the relatives."
Jack shook his head. "Here," he said pouring his daiquiris mixture into a small plastic glass. "Give him this, and tell him to take it easy. He's only getting one."
"Jack!"
"He has to watch his sugar. Diabetes."
"Oh, okay." I took the drink over to Jim and handed it to him.
The man took it with relish. "Hmm, Jack always does a good one of these."
"Uncle," said Midge. "You shouldn't..."
"Shush, woman. If I ain't dead yet, it doesn't hurt me to have a little bit of something good."
Midge face screwed up like she was sucking on a lemon. And then she looked at me.
"Where's the potato salad?"
"Oh, sorry. Dropped that one too."
"You're very clumsy," she said.
"Apparently. Hmm, the caterer has put out a good spread. And look, potato salad. Jim, would you like me to put together a plate for you."
"Sure."
"Now, Uncle Jim, I can do that for you," said Midge. "We shouldn't monopolize Annie's time."
"No, I don't mind," I said. "Jack's busy tending bar. Jim, let me set you up under one of those tables with umbrella's.
"Thanks, Annie." He gave me a wink.
I set him up at the table, making sure his back was to the sun.
"I'll be right back."
The caterer was busy grilling hamburgers and hotdogs on the patio. Jack saw me.
"Annie," he said motioning me to come to him.
"What."
He grabbed my left hand and jammed the engagement ring on my finger.
"You went through my desk?"