Personal Ads What Could Happen?

Last Friday, amid the COVID-19 pandemic, California fires, racial upheaval, Trump politics, heat wave and all the woes bestowing our community, I felt horny and restless. I was going stir crazy working at home all day with my wife. I wanted to get out. My cock wanted out. I needed an escape. Doldrums started settling in and I thought, why not? What could happen?

I've been reading personal classified ads for a while now, at least as long as we've been sheltering in place. I've been reading the ads from women looking for men. I've answered a few but nothing has come of it. Maybe a quick email exchange, that's all. I'm sick of waiting in line, hoping something will actually happen. This is it. I'm going to write my own ad. I'm going to decide who I'll be with; no more responding and waiting.

I think for some time about what I want and what is likely to be measured enough to have someone real respond to it. What I really want is to get funky with some titties. Maybe find someone that can meet for even just a half hour; maybe make out in a car. Just a little adventure. Just a little change of scenery. Fuck it, what can it hurt. I write and post my ad.

The response is dismal at first. A scammer, someone wanting to know if I'm tina friendly, etc. And then I get an email from someone that actually sounds normal and sane. What? And she sends along a picture of the most amazing breasts. Big, plump with large areolas and puckering nipples. Just perfect for teasing and sucking and biting.

I email, she emails, I talk on the phone, we talk on the phone. We agree to meet right then and there. We are going to hang out in her minivan. We decided to meet on the top floor of the car park in the middle towards the back. We have the roof top to ourselves.

She is a big lady, in her early 50's. She's natural with brown hair. She's unexpectedly pretty. Not a bombshell, but easier on the eyes than one would expect. She doesn't look like the type to read let alone respond to a personal classified post. I'm so excited, I walk up to her window and I reach my hand in and begin to massage her boob. I'm dying to get my hand under her layers of clothing. I want to touch skin. I think she is nervous. We chat, just a little. Confirm names and reasons for meeting. She invites me into the back of the van. She tells me she needs help with her bra. It's new and remarkably complicated but I have it off in a flash and she pulls her shirt up.

I start to circle her nipples and areolas. I'm amazed at my good fortune and I'm going to make the best of it. I bend down to start sucking and she lets me know, very clearly and directly, that she likes intense pressure. And I give it to her and she almost immediately starts squirming and moaning.

I'm interested in knowing more about her. Where the fuck did this slut come from? Who has she been with? How many ads does she respond to? So I start asking and she can barely talk. Her hips are moving back forth and she's making these very heavy breathing sounds. I think she likes it. I feel like her pussy wants attention too. Dare I?

I start on the outside of her clothes and I pet her pussy, applying pressure. She responds favorably, I think she wants more. I reach into her pants' waistband and inside her panties and I start to tickle her clit. All the while I continue to bestow her titties with all the interest and pleasure I can muster. I'm twisting the fuck out of one and biting and sucking the other and she is starting to fuck my fingers. She is so wet. I move in to rub her g-spot with come hither motions. She's loving it; can't get enough of it. She is so so wet. I pull out and explore her ass. She takes it. Where did this fucking cunt slut come from? She's spread out all over the back bench of her minivan. I'm leaning over her. She asks if she can suck me off.

I ask her if she wants to and she says, "Oh yes. I love sucking cock. It totally turns me on." In a totally sane and serious voice. She's not playing. She opens up my belt and my dick is soon in her hands. She's feeling me all over. She is straining to get her tongue on me. I try to help by getting closer to her mouth. I ask her to suck my balls and she does. Then she grabs them like they are hers and her tongue makes contact with my cock. Now she's rubbing my perineum while she holds my balls in her hand. Her tongue is making its way back up my cock. She alternates between holding all of me in her mouth and just licking the tippy top.

Oh fuck, where did this slut come from? She blows me like I've never been blown before. I explode in her mouth and she swallows it all down. She lays there, rubbing my legs, I sit back on the folded down middle seat. We catch our breaths for a minute and before I know better, she needs help getting back into her damn bra. She has a meeting at 2 and needs to head back to work.

This was the best staycation, adult adventure ever. Personal classifieds came through for me and so did this cock sucking bitch with big beautiful titties. I'm so glad I wrote the ad and heard from her and took that chance.