Chapter 4
I dried off and went back to my room for a little Internet research on how to become a porn star. Basically what I found was more for the women. What I found for guys was only three requirements. 1. Achieve an erection while on a busy film set, 2. Maintain that erection while performing on camera, and 3. Ejaculate on cue. I laughed out loud knowing I had the first two down pat, since I couldn't go soft to save my life. The third shouldn't be hard either since it seemed to always be ready to cum now. I read more and saw that the most popular men were Rocco, Ron Jeremy, Peter North and John Holmes. Peter, like I said before, was noted for his incredible ability to launch above-average amounts of semen at notable velocity. Shit, he had nothing on me so I figured I was golden. I just needed one audition and I was set.
I looked up the addresses to the big studios, like Vivid Entertainment and Wicked Pictures etc. and made a list. I decided to drop by and see what I had to do. Once I was set for the next day with my list, I tossed off again to my Penthouse. But instead of splattering my desk and cleaning it up with clothes, I used that Gatorade bottle from my car and filled about a quarter of it full of cum. The intensity remained phenomenal, as did the volume. I screwed the cap on tight and drifted off to sleep with my hard cock and my dreams of stardom.
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I got up early, didn't need a shower, dressed nice, ate a ton of oatmeal and left a note for my mom and dad that I was job hunting today. They would be so proud..........since I had no job at the moment after being laid off. Luckily I lived in California, where many of the studios were located. I arrived at my first choice a little early since they weren't open yet. I waited in my car with my hard cock. Finally, around 10am, someone showed up and unlocked the studio door. More and more people began to show. At 10:30, I decided it was time to go in.
The receptionist was blonde, tan, with big fake southern California tits. She smiled pleasantly up at me from her chair. She looked familiar, but I couldn't place why.
"Can I help you?" her high pitched voice asked.
"Yeah.....I'm looking for employment opportunities," I said.
She smiled, "Well what we have open is posted behind you. Take a look and see if you are interested in anything."
I turned around and saw a bulletin board with only one sheet of paper on it, thanked her and walked to read it. Not what I expected. No opportunities for actors, just sound, light and errand boys. I finished reading and walked back to her.
"Hi again, sorry, but I was looking for more in the range of actor," I said with a bright smile.
She paused, pressed her lips tightly together and I knew she had had this conversation with many, if not hundreds of guys before. I remained smiling, hopeful, when a gentleman came from behind her from a hallway before she spoke. He was dressed in a suit with his shirt unbuttoned way too far, showing his chest hair and silver necklaces. His hair was from the seventies and he looked right out of that era as well. He walked up to the blond as she spoke to me.
"Sir, I'm sorry but we don't have any auditions planned in the near future. If nothing interests you from the board, we can't help you at this time," she said politely with a smile.
I knew she was being nice because of the man next to her now. I took advantage of him standing there and said, "All I need is a few moments and I know I can change your mind."
Her face turned a darker shade. The man next to her was suddenly interested.
"I'll handle this Anna," he said. "Boy do you know how many cocky bastards we get in this place a year? Thinking they are all that and a bag of chips. Then, when it comes down to it, they shrivel in embarrassment and humiliation," he said laughing. He continued without my reply.
"Do you really think you are any different? You may be a stud alone with your one girlfriend, but I doubt you have what it takes in a room full of cameras, lights and 20 people watching you?"
He actually waited for my reply. The blonde's jaw was clenched. I could tell she was uncomfortable.
"I know I'm different, absolutely guarantee it sir," I said with total confidence.
This seemed to take him by surprise. I think he expected me to hesitate just a little. Even the blonde's eyes got wider. She turned to the man to see his reply.
"Really? Well hell boy, I'm going to make you regret that decision. Anna..... call Ronda and Vicky and tell them to come to stage 1 in five minutes." He turned back to me and said, "Okay sport follow me, you dumb fuck."
The blonde smiled, picked up her phone. I knew she knew something I didn't. I followed the man back around the corner and watched him stop at every door, telling the people inside that he had 'another one' and to meet in stage 1 to teach me a lesson. I heard laughter from almost every door and continued to follow him. I could feel my hard cock throbbing in my baggy pants. If anything could make it go down, this would be it.
He opened a door that said 'Stage 1' and let me in with a large smile on his face. He followed shortly after and said, "Okay boy, this is the deal. We wait for everyone to show up, then you have your shot to impress me."
I nodded confidently and watched as many people began to file in, all with smiles and some laughing when the saw me. I think there were 50 or more now. Then the final two people showed up and the man started talking again.
"Ronda, Vicky, this punk thinks he has what it takes," the man said.
When I saw Ronda and Vicky, I knew what the blonde had been smiling about. They were not attractive women, not even remotely attractive and about as old as my mother. Old, out of shape, trashy, and I could smell the cigarettes from across the room. More laughter erupted in the room when my expression must have showed my contempt. If I would have been normal, the joke would have been on me. I'm positive I would never had been able to get it up in front of all these people, let alone for the two women walking towards me now.
The main man turned to me again and said, "Okay punk, have at them. Lets see you fuck them, if you can get it up," he was laughing and almost spit on me.
Lights came alive. Cameras and mics rushed in my face and all around me as the two skanks approached. I doubt they were actually filming anything, but they made it look good to make me nervous. I had no doubt I was still hard as a rock. I was going to blow these fucker's away.
One of the women took her saggy nasty breast out of her top and wiggled it at me. The other lifted her skirt and showed me a horrendous hair pussy that hadn't been shaved or trimmed for decades. Damn, if this was how they auditioned everyone, I didn't know how they actually had any actors. I was pretty disgusted but knew it was only a test that I would pass easily.
I held my breath and moved forward, grabbing both ladies around the waste. I escorted them to the only piece of furniture in the place, the classic sofa, and sat them down. People were still laughing and thought I was stalling. But when I started unbuckling my pants, some of the laughter stopped. Then the room went absolutely silent when I dropped my pants and boxers to reveal my hard oozing cock.
Shocked awe spread through the room. Even the two nasty bitches in front of me were speechless. I moved forward and shoved my pre-cum glistening head into the face of the first woman. She looked up at someone behind me, then opened her mouth and took me inside. Her eyes widened when she tasted my pre-cum. Her reservations fell and she started sucking me like a.......well.......... really old porn star. She still had talent and since she had lost all thought of trying to humiliate me, because of my infectious secretions, began sucking me deep, going to town on my hard cock. I let her work it for about a minute. Then I pulled away from her and stuck my cock into the face of the other nasty woman. She hesitated, then grabbed my thick shaft and licked my head. She looked up at me with shock. I smiled and she devoured me.