The thrumming of the music ran through me as I walked through the door making my need more prominent to me. I was in the mood for something carnal and of the flesh variety. My senses were on high, and I needed something to satisfy my hunger that is hot and sweaty with all inhibitions on the floor with my clothes. My neighbors are always throwing these loud bashes and there's always plenty to pick from. This time it was a pool party so everyone was half naked so finding someone that was strong sexy and up for the task ahead should be easy.
I went to the bar and made myself a strong drink, and then started to shop for the one that was going to make my night. I didn't make too much conversation, I was a woman on a mission, and I didn't want to know much about the guy I choose either. There were three things I had to know, first was if they were single, I don't want my needs to cause heartbreak. Second I needed to know that they were interested, and third if they had anything that I could catch. My answers needed to be Yes, yes, no in that exact order. I glanced around at my prey, I notice just one guy that would be worthy and able to do what I need.
While I was scanning the pool and bar area, this awful specimen of a man approached me. He was short, and had hair growing everywhere except on top of his head. He had a tacky gold chain that glittered in his thick chest hair between his man boobs. And if that wasn't bad enough my eyes traveled down further to notice the neon yellow banana hammock he had managed to squeeze himself into that was adorned with a neon pink heart right on the crotch. There are certain things you can't un-see.
"Hey Pretty Lady." He opened with as he rubbed his stomach. I had to keep myself from vomiting.
"Can I help you?" I asked coldly.
"Uh...." He stammered. "I wa-was wondering if I could..." He trailed off and then just stared at me.
"First off, I'm up here." I placed two fingers under his chin and made him look into my eyes rather than at my chest. "Second, you don't stand a chance and third, I have something to take care of and you're just slowing me down." I felt bad for being so brutal but I really didn't want that man to shake his junk at me even by accident. I turned away from him and continued on my pursuit of the perfect man for tonight.
I was resolute in my choice once my eyes lay upon him and I made my way over to him. I made sure I had on my best bikini on for this party; it was simple and a solid emerald green with gold rings holding the small pieces of fabric together between my breasts and at each hip. For this party I let my hair be its natural curly mess in cascading waves down my back. This mystery man already had something deep within me stirring as his eyes ran up and down me; his sandy brown hair was wet from being in the pool already. He looked as though he needed a hair cut but it had a sexy way of hanging in his eyes and making him look a little devilish. His skin had seen some sun but not enough to really call him tan. That only told me he didn't care about those things. His swim trunks hung low on his hips taunting me with that V that disappears into his bottoms, then my eyes traveled up his happy trail and to his chest and rested on his eyes. He noticed me noticing him, this is a good sign.
I just about reached him and gave him a sly smile, and he stopped talking to some other woman the moment I stepped up. She looked me up and down my curves and walked away when I looked at her. He stared at me with his gun metal gray eyes and I at him for a moment. I sipped at my drink a little as he stood there dripping wet. As I looked him over close up like this, I noticed his hair had a military flare to it, a soldier could be fun.
"Hi." I began.
"Hi." His voice was deep.
"I have a proposal for you." I got right down to it.
"Is that so?" he played it cool, but I could tell he was interested as he shifted his weight back and forth inching closer to me.
"Yes, but you have to answer three questions first." I told him.
"Are you going to tell me what your proposal is?" he asked.
"Not until you've answered my questions, I don't want them to influence your answers."
"Okay fair enough. Shoot." He folded his arms over his broad chest.
"Single?" I cocked an eyebrow at him.
"Yes." He relaxed now.
"So far so good.... Interested?" I gestured to myself and then placed my hand on my hip.