For those who didn't catch Chapter One, here's a brief synopsis:
I work in an office with a staff of attorneys, most of whom are desirable but one (Dave) makes my flesh crawl. There is one attorney whom I lust from afar (Dan) but so far, the only one-on-one action I've ever seen with him is working overtime on cases other than my hormonal overload.
Chapter One ended with:
During lunch, a few of us girls gather in the break room. Instead of eating in today, we decide to go to a restaurant. Since there's no manager in sight, we decide to have a teensy weensy liquid lunch. After all, it's Monday and we won't be getting out of the office until at least 8 p.m. During our lunch, we gossip. I confide my fantasy about Dan and everyone sighs and nods. Apparently, I am not the only woman who's noticed how striking of a man he is. Nor have they missed Dave and his creepiness. The conversation becomes loud as we drink more and discuss Dave. Each girl has her own story.
Samantha: "Once Dave got behind me in the copy room and pressed his cock against my ass." A unison of "ewwwwwwwws."
Lauren: "I was using the restroom and Dave walked into the ladies room. Imagine my surprise at seeing HIM in there!" We all laugh...and yet are reviled by this.
Vanessa: "You think that's bad? I was working late and heard a noise in the conference room. The door was open and I peeked in. Dave was fucking this...this....what looked like a hooker...right there on our conference room table!" We almost all lost our lunches then and not because of alcohol.
How many times had we all eaten on that table? Now, every time I go in there, I will have this visual of Dave pumping some slut on the table.
Vanessa regales us with story details. How her dress was hiked up over her hips. How Dave's pants were around his ankles (couldn't he have the courtesy to undress?). How he made the girl suck his cock after fucking her and how he shot his wad over this woman's face. What really was odd, and yet perversely titillating, was how big his cock was. Vanessa said it was and I quote, "like a fucking Budweiser Shetland."
I couldn't help myself. "Van, they use Clydesdales not Shetlands."
"Look who knows her horse cocks," howled Vanessa. I felt myself go red in the face as the others laughed at my knowledge and expense.
The others headed back to the office and I picked up some take-out, for Dan. I knew he wouldn't be eating unless someone brought it to him. God, I'd love to give him dessert.
Chapter Two
I carry Dan's meal into the office, clumsily making my way through the doors to our building. With full hands, I manage to catch a crowded elevator. I find myself stuck inside with some of the other building occupants...and Dave. I smile politely and make my way in, facing front.
Dave's behind me. He's maneuvered himself so that he's so close to me that I feel his breath on my neck. He whispers into the tendrils of hair falling lightly over my ear.
"Jen, were you bringing me something to eat? How nice of you to think of me!" And I feel his hand slip around my hip, pulling my ass against his groin. My hands are full and I don't want to create a scene in public. I ignore his double entendre, facing front, stiff lipped.
Instead of getting an icy cold clue, it just seems to attract Dave.
"Why don't you bring that to me in my office...shut the door behind you....take a nice, long, lunch." And his hand slides down my hip, reaching into my pants pocket. His fingers are probing inside my pocket, rubbing the silky pocket against my body, his fingers obviously feeling the outline of my panties.
"Bikinis. I like those. Are they silk?"
Strangely enough, as much as I want to pull away, I can't. Not only is it physically impossible to move away from Dave, but oddly enough, his hand in my pocket and the feel of his breath against my ear gives me chills....in a wonderful, sensual way.
The doors open people shuffle on and off the elevator. We're almost at our floor. I'm just about to breathe a sigh of relief when Dave grabs the string of my bikini and tugs it so hard that the panties are riding up into the cleft of my cunt. I gasp, disturbing the others.
I turn my head away from the others in the elevator and because I have full hands, all I can do is feign a coughing fit. Our floor is here. I can get off now....and not with Dave!
As I walk to my desk to settle in and gather up Dan's lunch, my panties are rubbing against my clit and I can tell that Dave's little stunt made me wet. I'll have to make a stop into the restroom to re-group before I can even give Dan his lunch.
Once in the restroom, I find that Dave didn't just give me a reverse wedgie. He literally TORE the string to my panties! They're hanging onto my body by one string on my opposite hip. Frustrated, I remove the panties and just slip my pants back on again. Once back at my desk, I toss them into my drawer to be taken home at the end of the day.
I take the lunch into Dan's office.
"I thought you might like some lunch."
"Oh Jen, that's great! You're awesome. You always think of me!" If Dan only knew...
"I just try to keep my favorite esquire happy!"
Sitting in front of Dan as he eats, I go over his schedule with him. He nods and chews. For such a brilliant legal mind, he doesn't possess computer skills. He can't negotiate his own schedule to save his life. I move around beside Dan, reaching my left arm in front of him, to move his mouse and click the cursor on the proper buttons. Dan doesn't move back fast enough....in fact, he doesn't move at all, and my breasts are rubbing against his shoulder.
I ignore my tactile blunder until I realize that Dan's not staring at his calendar. He's staring straight into my cleavage. I feel myself go red in the face, and call his attention to the screen.
"Sorry Jen. I'm just distracted...really, I am so sorry."
"Dan, that's okay. At least you're not Dave!" We both laugh and I stand upright. Everyone knows that Dave is a letch but he slides because he brings in the big clients. His revenue for the firm allows him to get away with sexual harassment in ways no one else can.
Trying not to sound like a cliche, I ask Dan what is so distracting. I didn't expect him to say "your breasts" but I also didn't expect his answer.
"It's personal Jen. It's my marriage. Things aren't going so well. Things...uh...I shouldn't be saying this. Forget it, Jen. A professional doesn't bring his problems to work with him."
Too bad Dan doesn't realize that Dave brings not just his problems to work but his hooker girlfriends.
Looking down at Dan, I say, "Dan, I tell you what. At 5 o'clock, lets knock off and head to happy hour. I'll buy." My hands on my hips as I await his answer. Admittedly, not feeling a pantyline makes me feel naughty and free.
Dan smiles at me. "I just need to call home to tell them I'll be late. I think I'd like a happy hour." With that, Dan reaches around behind me for his cell phone. It's sitting on the credenza. His arm slides, effortlessly, around my round bottom, almost in slow motion. I don't know if Dan can feel the lack of panties, but he sure isn't stopping, pulling away, or even blushing. By the time he brings his phone to his ear, I feel like I've just received a massage on my ass!
At 4:55 p.m., Dan swings by my desk, suitcoat in hand. "Lets go!"
I hurriedly shut down my computer and open my desk drawer for my purse when to my horror, my panties are there...for Dan's viewing pleasure!
"Oh shit! Uh...I guess I should explain..."
Dan laughs. "Hey, panties were never part of the job description anyway. If I got drunk tonight, I might be persuaded to leave my boxers off next time I go to court too! That would make it easier for my adversaries to kiss my ass!" We both laugh.
We make it to Hooligan's, a quaint American version of an Irish pub. The smell of dank beer permeates the bar and the floor is as sticky as an adult movie theater. We're seated in a snug, dimly lit booth where a waitress will soon visit us. The waitress introduces herself as "Wench Sinead" thus making the atmosphere even less authentic (no one uses "wench" anymore...do they?). While a piped tape of Irish folk songs blasts in our ears, Dan and I attempt to talk.
I can't really hear Dan, so I move closer. A pitcher of beer appears on our table and Dan pours 2 out. Before he can complete a full sentence, a gaggle of business men make their way into the bar and are bellowing about some successful deal they brokered. I can't even move closer to Dan because he's moved closer to me, so close, in fact, that he's bumped into me and I am all but on his lap. Neither of us moves away.