Thank you for reading my story, I hope that you enjoy it. Love Mica xx, Yorkshire England.
Please note that I am a British female, and I write in British English and vernacular, so for me a fanny is the correct term for female genitalia, a pussy is a pet cat, and the ass is a bum or arse.
I apologise for any typo errors in my story - I edit these myself, and I'm not perfect...
This is a continuation of my Pati series, reading the previous stories will give useful context.
After dinner I wandered around the hotel a little, looked at the Piano bar, it was exactly as described, a bar with a piano. Someone was playing something like an old Cole Porter or Noel Coward number and someone else was stood in front of a microphone destroying the lyrics.
The bar keep looked at me as I ducked back out. That was not for me. There was a sports bar, I didn't even put my head in through the door, and that left me with the club lounge. As I wandered up to the door it whisked open before me.
"Madam, are you joining us for a cocktail tonight?"
"Oh, yes, I suppose I could have one."
"Very good madam. If you would care to follow me. In the room or on the terrace madam. Smoking is only permitted on the terrace."
"Well that solves it for me then," I laughed, "room it is."
"Yes madam." He led me to a small sofa covered in rather nice white sculptured linen, and I sat and relaxed back into the sofa, looking through the cocktail list. There were so many, I just decided, what the hell, I was on holiday, someone else was paying.
"Long Island Iced Tea it will be please."
"Yes madam." He wrote it down on a little pad and took it to a barman behind the small corner bar. He returned with a small selection of figs, dates and nuts on a plate. I was mildly amused that he didn't check my room number, as only certain rooms were allowed to use the club facilities, obviously being in a Club Junior Suite, I could. I read the small information sheet on the club lounge. High Tea was served at 1500, cocktails 1900 -- 2200 and continental breakfasts 0700 -1000.
Newspapers from many countries were available as was a selection of magazines and books. DVDs could be borrowed for use in your room. Well, I didn't come on holiday to spend time watching the TV, so that didn't interest me. A small white fluted edge doily was put before me and a highball with a hotel brand stirrer. I thanked him and took a sip. Wow, yes, okay, that packed a punch!
I sat back and let the warmth of the spirits in my Long Island trickle through and they provided a slightly numbing sensation to my body which, after the abuse at the hands of other recently, was in need of a little numbing.
"May I join you?"
I looked up. I didn't recognise the speaker, or the accent. He was probably about my age, possibly a little younger, he had jet black hair, probably died as there was a fair amount of silver in his eyelashes, and a rather trim body.
"You may." Well, I was hardly going to say 'no, fuck off' was I?
"My name is Nikolai, I am from Moscow, and I am here having a little holiday from some business I am doing in the city."
"Hello Nikolai, I am Pati. I am just having a little holiday." Well, I was. No point in saying any more, was there?
"I saw that you seemed to be alone, as I was alone, it occurred to me what a travesty it was that we sat alone, when there was so much that we have in common and so little time to share."
Jesus what a load of bollocks, Russian bollocks it seems, are no different to anyone else's bollocks. I looked at my watch and then back at him.
"Sorry, how much time until the end of the world? Is it worth setting an alarm so i can make sure I am awake?"
He laughed out loud and drained his drink, slamming the empty glass on the table and waving for a waiter who, as is often the case I have noticed, managed to appear almost instantly the hand was waved.
"Two more here." He instructed and then looked back at me. "I looked at you," he said, "I looked at you and I knew here was a woman who was no klute, no fool. A woman with vodka for blood, spirit in her veins." He pronounced vodka as if it was spelt wodka, and there had been plenty in my Long Island, so yes, it did feel like my veins were full of 'wodka'
"Well, I am British, I am supposed to have Tea in my veins."
"So your drink, it is what?"
"Well, it is close, it is a Long Island Iced Tea"
"Ha ha, I love your British sense of humour, you have drink made with vodka and name it after an American place and call it Tea. This is good humour I think." The waiter returned with the drinks, my new Russian friend threw some dirham notes on the tray the drinks had arrived on. God, he is lucky. Women are not expected to say 'thank you' with money, oh bloody no, we have to do something else. Well, I guess if you're a cheap bint, then it's easy being a woman.
"What business are you in?" I asked him.
"I am in oil derivatives, and that is the most totally boring subject a man can be in. I can tell you nothing because there is nothing to tell."
"Oh come in, how can that be," I laughed, I just felt he was being a bit vague, every man I ever knew would go on for hours about his job. It didn't matter what the job was, they would go on for hours and hours. To meet a man that wouldn't was a little odd.
"Well partly it is all chemical formulas and unless you are a microbiologist or chemist, it is meaningless, partly because some of the work I do is for Governments, and partly because it is so dull it would, let me see, what is your term, yes, I have it. It would bore the underclothes from you. Yes?"
I found myself laughing and I suspect it was more the Long Island than his humour. "So, what you are saying is that you would bore my knickers off and you do not want to get my kickers off." I should have blushed red, I cannot believe I just said what I said, it really had to be the drink.
"Now you are putting words into my mouth where they have not left from. I am not saying that I would not enjoy removing your knickers," and his eyes were fixed very firmly in mine and the, as he spoke, his eyes slowly travelled down my body, pausing for a while at my breasts, and then stopping, boring through my dress almost, at my crotch.
Thank God he was a normal man. "Indeed, that could be interesting and pleasurable, no I am afraid that telling you of my work would be of such profound disinterest to you that you would be asleep in your chair. How then could I tell a woman, deafened by sleep, of my prowess, and the hunting for bears I do in the great white that is Siberia, how the cold is so severe that if you sneeze, your snot is frozen, and it tears your handkerchief? No, Pati I wish to amaze you, not curl you up into sleep like a baby rabbit."
He did go on a bit. I noticed that his interest levels seemed to have increased, there was a definite filling out of the crease in his trousers at his crotch.
"And how do you wish to amaze me Nikolai? I have to say that killing poor bears in a forest does not excite me, and anything cold fills me with shivers."
"Ah but they stir passion in you, perhaps not a passion of love, but a passion none the less, and passions once stirred need outlets, they need to be released."
I suppose he had a point; it did raise something in me, and looking at his crotch, it definitely had raised something in him. I hadn't noticed, but our drinks had been refreshed whilst we were talking. God I was going to be pissed at this rate. I decided to leave the drink and not touch any more. "And how would you propose to release them then Nikolai?" I asked him as I sipped at my drink, forgetting that I had decided to forego it.