Look both ways when crossing the street.
Give yourself enough time to be early everywhere you go.
Never go to a second location when you're being robbed.
These are all lessons we've been told throughout our lives that have always made sense. But there's one rule that almost every young man was told about, and almost always seem to be ignored.
Never. Ever. Under any occasion. Stick your dick in crazy.
And yet, here I am. Laying with the woman who has made me rethink how to prioritize my levels of tolerance to crazy. Let's start at the beginning:
It was a simple day in college for me. Getting dressed with a massive hangover was a pain, but it was well rehearsed at this point. Checking my roommate was still alive in his bed, I then tossed a blanket over his mostly naked body, grabbed a pop tart from my personal stash and made my way to class.
At least, I would have if I hadn't noticed the naked woman that was laying in my bed next to where I was. Dark red curls that were more like frizz, they covered most of her face and down her chest. Her long, flawless body seemed to curl up towards where I was, as if still trying to find me.
Her breasts rose and fell in rhythm to her breathing, and despite being what could only be double D's, their heft didn't seem to weigh them down. Like they were formed and shaped to stay high and perky without issue.
Her stomach was toned, as well as her ass, but in a way that was athletic, yet still soft without the solid muscle. Her legs were closed as she slept on her side, giving her sex a slight more modesty, but at the same time, I was still reeling from the discovery.
How fucked up did I get last night? I asked myself, gripping the sides of my head to try to push through the haze. I remember the drinking, then I remembered the bar...then the game. We had met during the "Never have I ever" game my buddy started up.
Pushing further back, I remembered seeing her and her friends joining after hearing a few stories. Then she got excited when I told her about how I enjoyed making women climax. She talked about how she'd never met a man who could make her cum and...
"Hey Baby," came the sleepy, yet happy voice of the woman as she stirred from her rest. Sitting up slowly, her hair never seemed to move from her face, making her look more frazzled than sexy, despite the large smile on her lips. "You look like you're about to head out."
"Uh...yeah. I was about to get to class and I just didn't want to wake you up." I start, wracking my brain as I was trying to remember the one key piece of information that would matter most.
"Alice." She said, yawning loudly as she reached up to her hair to tie it back, showing off her bright, brilliantly jade eyes. "I'm guessing you forgot, huh?"
Despite the admission, the smile never faded from her lips, which honestly, should have been a red flag in hindsight. "What? No, of course not. I definitely knew it was Alice."
"Really?" She asked, her breasts on full display without a care as she finished putting her red curls into a messy tail, "because it's actually Zoe." The look on her face seemed to only brighten further as she watched me, the shock in my eyes giving me away, and yet sending her into a fit of giggles.
"Relax," she exclaims as she stood up from the bed. Her height seemed to tower over me, standing at about 6'0" to my 5'9", but her hair giving her another 3in. Looking over her body, she was amazing as she showed no shame in displaying it.
"It's not like I wasn't willing. We were both drunk, we were both horny and consenting." Grabbing a pair of pink panties from the corner, she bent forward to show herself off even more as she slid them on. "If I'm mad about anything, it's the fact you won our bet last night."
How the fuck could I forget about having sex with a fucking goddess last night? I internally screamed at myself as I worked on pushing through fogged memories. You've had sex with 3 other women in your life, and you had to forget about the one who you'll probably never get a second chance with? YOU FUCKING MORON!!
"Do you mind if I steal a pair of your pants and a shirt? You kind of destroyed my dress last night and I don't exactly want to walk out in just..." gesturing to herself in her bright pink bra and panties, I nodded.
"Of course, there's some in the drawer. Look, you seem amazing and...I hate to say this, but I don't exactly remember... well, anything." The words left my mouth and I immediately regretted them as she froze in place.
Looking up from pulling a pair of baggy, ripped jeans up her legs, she seemed to have a mix of hurt and anger. "You don't remember..." and with that, I watched as the tears began to well up in her eyes. Then she seemed to forget completely that she was in the middle of getting dressed in the room of a complete stranger she had just met.
"But I would love to get to know you. If we hit it off well enough last night to have gotten this far, I'd like to see if we could get on well enough sober." The immediate need to try to rectify the situation was staggering, and to my honest shock, her smile blossomed without a sign of hesitation.
"That would be amazing! I'll be back here tonight after class, and we can hang out." Pulling up the jeans, she then grabbed a large ACDC shirt and slipped it on before walking over and leaning into me. "I'll be here at 8, I'll bring some drinks and we can have some...fun again."
The smile on her lips were now curled into a mischevious upturn as she pulled me in and hungrily kissed me. We stayed there for what felt like hours as she hugged me into her body and stroked from my hair to my back and cupping my ass.
When she finally pulled away, I was honestly standing there in complete shock at the brazen moves and demands of someone WAY too far out of my league. But as she bit her bottom lip, she grabbed her purse and practically skipped out of the room.
Standing there, I couldn't help but run through the entire last few minutes before breathing a single few words that I seem to repeat to this day. "...what the fuck was that?"
As I sit through class, my attention a million miles away from here, I tried to focus on the night before. A bet? How could I forget about amazing sex with a woman taller and far sexier than anyone else? And how the fuck did I manage it?
A vibration hit my leg, indicating a new text and bringing my focus back to the present. Unknown number? Seriously, I've got no car to extend a warranty on fuckers.