I wrote a checklist in my mind as cool water streamed over my body. After this shower, I'll get dressed, vacuum, tidy everything up so it looks presentable, make sure I'm prepared to answer any questions...
When I was 22, I was in a difficult time in life. I got caught selling marijuana and got sentenced to 3 years. I earned my associate's degree in jail and ended up getting out in 2 years for good behavior. I'd been living in the free world on parole for the past 10 months.
Now, I had about an hour till my parole officer would show up for my monthly home visit. She was a real nice woman named Michelle. I'm honestly lucky because she might be the nicest person working in that parole office. She's always helpful and we get along good. I'm sure it helps that I'm well-behaved and I know how to turn on the charm, but she's just a real sweet individual. Good people, you know?
I was rubbing soap onto my chest when I heard a knock at my apartment door. I shut off the water and grabbed a towel. I started to dry my legs but there was another, louder knock. I wrapped the towel around my waist and went up to the door.
I looked through the peephole and saw Michelle's pretty face. She knocked again, real loud. If something's so important that she's got to knock so many times then she better be ready for me to answer the door in whatever state I happen to be in. I unlocked the door and opened it, in just my towel.
"Hey, Michelle. What are you doing here so early?" I said with a smile.
"Um, can you please explain to me, Scott, why you are not dressed?" she said, eyes wide with disbelief.
I responded sassily, "Um, can you explain to me, Michelle, why you're here an hour early?"
"I am not an hour early. I said I'd be here at eleven and what time is it?"
I looked at the clock in the kitchen. "It's ten!"
Michelle put her hand over her face in shame. "Scott, don't tell me you didn't set your clocks back. Daylights savings was, like, three days ago! Shame on you."
"Ohh... You're right, ma'am. My mistake."
"Close this door before I'mma have to arrest you for public indecency in this apartment complex," she said in a serious tone, but she was just playing. "And don't call me ma'am. Save that for old ladies."
"Come inside. You'll burn to a crisp in that sun."
Michelle walked in and I shut the door behind her.
"I didn't clean the place up yet because I thought I had another hour," I said.
"It's fine, don't worry. Lemme just take a quick peek around, okay?" Her eyes wandered to my chest. "Why you so soapy?"
"Well you barged in here before I could finish taking my shower! You kept knocking and knocking so did you expect me to not answer it?"
"Alright," she said, rolling her eyes. "Go on and finish your shower while I look around."
I went back into the bathroom, took off my towel, and continued my shower. I didn't bother shutting the door and instead just closed the shower curtain. And also I've got nothing to be ashamed of. I was always fit, and got even more muscular after my sentence. I'd known Michelle for almost a year. I've probably opened up to her more than anyone else in my life. What's so bad if she catches a glimpse of my butt?
As I showered, I could hear Michelle checking around my apartment for anything suspicious. Lucky for me, I've got nothing suspicious for her to find. I think she trusts me, but she does this to be thorough. It's a tiny apartment, almost like one big room plus the bathroom and kitchen, so the search doesn't usually take her long.
When I finished my shower and opened the shower curtain, I could see Michelle in the kitchen looking through my cabinets. Without drying off, I grabbed my privates and walked out of the bathroom, naked and dripping wet.
"You find my weed stash yet, huh?" I said.
When Michelle turned and saw me, she covered her mouth. "Oh my God, Scott! What're you doing?!" Her eyes scanned my body up and down.
"What? We're friends, ain't we?"
"Scott, go dry yourself off. You are too much," she said, trying not to laugh.
I turned to go get the towel and Michelle slapped my ass as I was walking away. I looked over my shoulder and smiled at her. She laughed with her hand still over her mouth. I think I felt her gaze on my ass when I was walking away.
I dried myself off in the bathroom, facing away from her, and then wrapped the towel back around my waist and joined Michelle in my small living area. I've got a love seat, a kitchen chair, a coffee table, and an old TV set, most of which I managed to get for free. It's mismatched but I think it's a nice little setup, and a lot cleaner than what most bachelors have.
Michelle was sitting in the chair, so I sat down on the love seat, a few feet away, and angled myself so I was facing her. The first couple house visits she did with me she wore a bulletproof vest with the word "PAROLE" on the back. I assume she does that for everyone. But after she realized I wasn't a threat she started coming over in just a standard issue, black polo tucked into these khaki pants, with a badge and a walkie talkie.
The outfit didn't fit her. I mean, it fit her shape real nice. That polo shirt hugged her torso tight so you could see the curves of those titties and her slim waist below, down to the tops of her hips where everything curved outward and started to get wide just above her belt. And the pants couldn't hide that she had serious cake.
But the outfit didn't fit her face. It was an outfit for a boring man, but she was a beautiful woman. Smooth skin, lipstick, and her hair pulled back tight into a bun. A pretty woman. A sexy woman. I don't know what else to say.
"First thing's first," Michelle said. "Why is it so hot in here?"
"Maybe 'cause you came in," I said, playfully leaning my chin on my palm like a school boy with a crush.
She giggled. "You stop it. I'm for real. Why don't you turn the A/C on?"
"Landlord took a piece out of the A/C unit or something so I can't use it."
"What for?"
"... I missed one or two rent payments," I said sheepishly.
Michelle sighed. "You didn't have the money? Aren't you working at that Jiffy Lube?"
I put my hand over my eyes. "I got fired from that place. It wasn't anything I did! Well, I kinda did, but it's just... You know how it is. When you're a felon they just let you go a lot easier. I'm looking for a new job every day."
"Okay. I'll see if I can help you. At any rate, your landlord can't take out amenities that were hear when you first arrived. I might have a word with him after I'm done here."
"No, no, no! Please don't. I don't think he knows about my record," I said.
She sighed again. "Well, it's too hot in here." She fanned herself with her hand and I noticed beads of sweat on her arm and forehead. I got up and walked to the kitchen. "Where're you going, Scott?"
I came back a few seconds later with a glass of ice water and an ice cube in my hand. I set the water on the table. "For you."
"Aw, thank you," Michelle said, taking a sip.
"Hold out your hand." She did so, confused. I took her hand in mine and lightly rubbed the ice cube on the inside of her wrist. She let out a moan of pleasure. I noticed she was looking at my body.
Then I gently slid the ice cube across her forehead, still holding her hand. She closed her eyes and smiled, then looked me in the eyes and mouthed the words "Thank you, dear."
I took the ice cube and rubbed on my own wrist and forehead, then over my chest. When I was done with it, I dropped it into my towel, which made Michelle laugh.
"Alright, then. Let's talk about jobs," said Michelle, and she started telling me about different places in the area that hire felons and ex-cons. She always went above and beyond like that, always doing the most to help.
I promised Michelle I would apply for jobs at all the places she mentioned. She thanked me and said, "Now that that's sorted out, we should talk about this landlord. I do have a list of places that don't do background checks... Scott, could I get some more water?"
"Sure thing, sweetheart." I hopped back to the kitchen and refilled her glass. I also brought back another ice cube, and gave her the ice cube treatment one more time.
"That's so good, Scott. Thank you... You don't seem too bothered by the heat."
"Well no," I said, putting my hands behind my head casually. "I'm naked."
Michelle and I both laughed. "I was gonna ask you to put some clothes on, but... if you're more comfortable like this, that's up to you."
"Oh, I can put something on and still stay cool. I don't mind a bit. Anything for you, Michelle." I stood up and walked to my closet. The bedroom area was partially separated from the rest of the apartment by a half a wall. But where I was standing, I was in full view of Michelle, and only 10 or 15 feet away. I decided to put on a little show.
I took off the towel and walked to the bathroom, my big, limp dick swinging past Michelle. I hung up the towel and walked back to the closet naked. I took my time looking in the closet, weighing my options. "Now how can I cover up and still stay cool?" I said. "Maybe I'll just put on shorts. What do you think?"
I turned to Michelle. She was staring at my body with a stunned expression, her jaw hanging and a finger or two resting on her lower lip. "Huh? Yeah, whatever," she said.
"What? Never seen a naked man before?"
She laughed. "I- No, believe me, I have... I- You just caught me off guard... Still the morning, and all..." I noticed that her eyes never left my body.
I grabbed a pair of shorts, slid them on and sat back down on the couch. Michelle still seemed a little dumbfounded as I said "So where were we? ... You were gonna talk about the landlord?"
"Right," said Michelle, taking a gulp of water. "Right, right, right. You right. Um, yes. So, uh, you... have a lease?"
We kept talking and eventually Michelle looked like she recovered from seeing my penis. After talking about my living situation, we talked as friends for a little bit, just catching up.
Michelle checked the time on her phone. "Ugh. I'm technically done here but I really don't wanna go back to the office. It's so stressful there and so relaxed here."
"Stay a while if you want to. If anyone asks what took you so long just tell 'em I violated my parole and ran off into the woods and you were looking for me."
"Well I'm not gonna do THAT," she said, laughing slightly. "But you really don't mind if I stay a while longer?"
"I'll make lunch for both of us."