It came five days before Valentine's Day. Surprise, surprise...I actually got a fucking valentine. At least I was pretty sure it was, because it was that sucky time of year and the envelope was pink.
I thought about stretching out the mystery a little, since no doubt this was going to be it. Mom and dad were dead. I wasn't expecting any more pink mail. Wait a day? Nah...I opened it with my nail and drew out a dull blank card.
But a big paper dick jumped up when I opened it. Like a fancy kid's book with pop-up sculpture. Wow!
I was pretty surprised, immediately searching for some identification. This was an amazing card. I had been sent a porno valentine, and not just a cute dirty joke, but a pretty hot giant cardboard cock. But who the hell had sent it? There wasn't anything written on it. Just the very real looking big erect penis complete with veins and ridges and a cap on top.
I went back to the envelope and realized that I'd been so smitten with my potentially romantic mail I hadn't noticed that there wasn't even a return address. Damn!
I loved my card, though, and placed it open on my counter/bar. It looked fantastic and tall. Someone had a beautiful boner out there somewhere. I wished I knew who and where. I mean...did I have an admirer? Or a torturer...was it a joke?
I couldn't quit thinking about my mystery card, right up to Valentine's Day. I wasn't in quite such a bad mood as I'd normally be on this hideous holiday, however. I had a beautiful bottle of tequila on the bar next to my big penis, sort of my new shrine, ha hah. There were a few candles, some beach glass and agates, and a condom I'd found on the mantle recently from a past luckier day.
"Well, puppy. We're having steak tonight!" I said to my best friend next to me.
And I'm having red wine and tequila, too, oh boy. I knew I was having my favorite purple dildo later tonight, too, sigh, my other best friend. I sent a look towards the "still life" on the bar rather wistfully, until I couldn't stand it any more and broke out laughing.
"Time for a drink."
I put one of my favorite playlists on after adding a new addition to it: something hard and loud. Pretty soon I was my usual self, dancing around, playing air guitar and treating my big dog to his favorite chew treat. We knew how to party. After a few shots I would put on my steak and toss a quick salad. Even though I was alone and it was Valentine's Day and there was gross dirty melted snow outside....I was cool. I was always cool.
I danced around and drank and ate. I opened a good bottle of red wine and toasted my big handsome prick on the counter and wished more than I wanted to admit that it was real. It was making me hornier than usual and I wandered towards my studio, where my soft day bed and my porn collection was, next to my toys.
I was already so wet tonight. I'd been pretty aroused off and on all day, not unusual, really. I masturbated at least once a day. I tasted my finger after I put it briefly inside myself, thinking how good and sweet it was. I pulled down my pants and knelt to the floor.
It was always my same fantasy these days. I was on my hands and knees and my tall man was behind me, taking me from behind in every possible way. Then, when I was dripping wet he would return my gift and push his giant cock into my tight gripping pussy, face to face. He would go deep and to the hilt, pushing against my g spot with the force only a powerful man could supply. I loved this scenario and kept returning to it as I put my own fingers in my ass, and my pussy, on my clit.
As my orgasm spun up my body and I let it subside in tingling echoes I slowly rolled over and sighed happily. I did a good job on myself. It was so easy to feel this amazing zing. Why not? Who wouldn't?
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When I went to my bedroom that night I was still very horny. I was thinking about going back and bringing another toy to bed. Too bad my amazing card was 2D, I laughed to myself.
As I was turning back my soft blankets I heard the little ringing purr of my phone announcing a text. Hmmm...I didn't recognize the number, but the message sent my heart racing.
"did you get my card?"
tell me who you are
"not yet"
k...i like it, tho
"i won't disappoint u"
wait. do i know u?
"no. but i know u"
ur starting to creep me out, but i love the penis
"don't be scared"
i'm more curious than scared
"good"
where r u?
"outside"
And my heart raced to the highest possible rate. Outside here?
Oh jeez, this was really getting to be immediate. What was I going to do? Oh god, I was glad Buddy was 90 pounds of muscle and teeth and very, very protective.
I wanted to pursue this intriguing mystery that had been my fantasy all week and now was at my door.
"i am parked in your driveway"
ok. you can come in
His dark car was indeed right there. I couldn't believe I hadn't seen it. His tall silhouette approached the door and my knees felt weak. This was it. Go girl.
I opened it before he could knock. A handsome face smiled at me but I did not recognize him. As he came past me I smelled his cologne and it made me excited. I touched his arm and pulled him into my warm house. He was strong inside his sweatshirt and he grabbed me and pulled me into an embrace.
I was grinning, dispute myself, and he said in the deep voice I hadn't even heard yet, "Hello, Matty."
How did he know me? I liked what I saw. This was insanely exciting...my mind was racing.
After a heavy moment of loaded silence he bent to press a kiss on my eyelids. He had big sexy lips and a kiss with tongue and bumping teeth came next. I was being swept away by a very good feeling right out of the gate. He tasted like cookies and mint and his tongue probed my mouth as I let him into my world. His hands held my ass and he pulled me as close as possible until we broke and took a breath.
He asked if I minded if he took off a layer, and his torso was exposed as his shirt rose up. I was all eyes with man skin before me. And I knew there was lots more to come. I already loved his body.