Our man in Torquay.
Can I ask you something before I start my story?
Do you now or have you ever held a continuous non related conversation in your mind whilst carrying out your everyday tasks and duties?
It's something that has had a profound influence on my life for as long as I can remember. like a layer or veneer of make believe over my day to day existence.
My wayward thoughts and self conversations are mainly sexual in context.
Also my imaginary thoughts often cause me to tell lies to complete strangers around my thoughts rather than reality.
Some background, I am a single female unmarried civil servant, 53 years old, I have a highly responsible position in a government related department, my main area of expertise is forensic accountancy.
Although I have a staff of thirty five people in my department, I don't mix to much with my colleagues at work and don't make friends easily out side of work.
My main compensation for my sexual frustration and lack of fulfilment is with erotic thoughts and fantasies.
One thing I like is to take short breaks away from the pressures of work with a few days in the south of England, sometimes Scotland and north Wales."
Last September I booked a junior suite for a few days in an upmarket hotel in Torquay.
I like to stroll along the front from the hotel to Torbay harbour and stop for a coffee and people watch.
That all sounds very genteel, but of course my uncontrollable mind has an other agenda.
As I walk I look at men walking towards me and score them on an imaginary fuckable scale.
At the same time I think what I would do to pleasure them should we connect, my thoughts
range from giving them oral sex in their car to full sex in my hotel room or on the beach after dark.
I was walking along the prom not thinking of anything in particular when a really fit looking, I guess late fifties guy came into view, In the few seconds it took us to pass, I had (in my mind) already sucked him off swallowing his cum and fucked him on the beach with us both naked.
As he passed he casually smiled, tipped his expensive looking Panama hat and said
"good morning."
I just looked straight ahead and never spoke, I just smiled in return as I was still sucking him off in my mind.
I walked on for a few moments more passing Torbay marina still thinking of my latest conquest,
there was a Caffe beside the harbour with a few tables outside so I stopped for coffee.
Would my new lover pass by again, hunting me down like an animal before taking me into the restroom and fucking me from behind while I am bent over the toilet bowl, driving his virile cock deep into me and spanking my bottom with his open hand cumming hard and fast as I gasp.
The waitress broke my erotic thought train as she put my coffee on my table. I looked up and saw my new lover strolling slowly towards the marina.
Fuck! what if he comes over to me and asks if I am looking for someone to shag.
What will I say, perhaps I should say I only do oral on the first date!
With that he was near my table and was coming into the caffe.
"Hello again"
"I saw you out walking earlier."
yes hello.
"Johnny Lawrence, pleased to meet you,"
he looked at me for a response,
Jilly!, JillyJones
Now why the fuck did you say that? I thought to myself I had always hated my birth name and often gave people that I thought I would never see again a fictions name.
"Well Jilly Jones it be inappropriate if I asked to join you at this table?"
No that's fine, it's nice to chat,
he called over the waitress, he whispered something and she went inside.
"Well Jilly Jones what are you doing in Torquay if I may ask?
Just a few days away from work,
"Are you here with family or friends?"
He's testing the ground trying to find out if I am a lonely easy target.
No I am hear on my own, no kids no family and you Jonny?
"Well I am staying with friends in Upper Oxlea road, do you know it?"
His voice was soft and clear every word had a slight gap between the next, pure Oxford English, (my erotic thoughts took over again) I am definitely going to fuck him tonight, I will suck his cock first.
I was brought back to reality when the waitress returned with two large scones, strawberry jam and Devon clotted cream.
I looked at Jonny with a surprised expression.
"my treat it's not every day I get to meet such a charming lady".
Charming! you haven't got a clue what goes on in my filthy mind.
Thank you that's very kind of you.
So what do you do Johnny?
"Well "I was in export sales for manny years, now I am semi retired and serve on the advisory board a couple of days a month."
And what did you export Johnny?
"Well mainly."
he thought for a few moments,
"domestic appliances."
fascinating.
noting the slight hesitation in his answer
where was your main market Johnny?
He hesitated again.
"some of the Caribbean and also emerging Eastern European countries."
What type of domestic appliances did you sell?
He thought again for a moment,
"vacuum cleaners mainly"
Now my forensic mind had clicked in, stupid thoughts put to one side for a moment.
Oh! That must have been fascinating.
Wow these scones are amazing, what do you think Johnny, is it cream first or jam first?
Changing the direction of the conversation for a moment before going in for the kill.
"Mmm, yes thats the perennial question, I think it's more geographical then a matter of taste, I can't remember is i jam first in Cornwall and cream first in Devon?"
I could see he was relieved at the change in conversational direction.
What family do you have Johnny?
"well my dear wife died some time ago and we have one daughter only."
go on ask him, ask him, go on ask him if he says Milly, he is well and truly fucked.
I have never been married or have any children, what age is your daughter?
"31"
Do you see much of her?
"Yes as often as I can."
what is her name?
He hesitated again for a moment, I looked directly at him with an enquiring look,
"Milly"
You lousy fucking liar, not even a fucking plausible cover story.
Our man in Havana, by Graham Green, you dirty fucking plagiarising bastard.
Ah! that's a nice name, will she be joining you? I would love to meet her.
We finished our coffees and scones (the best I have ever tasted) I took out my purse.
"no, no I'll get this, my treat."
Well perhaps I could get you lunch or dinner later
"Yes, yes that would be nice but I insist on going Dutch".
"Will I collect you at your hotel?.
Yes what time,
"about seven thirty"
ok see you then, looking forward to it.
We exchanged contact numbers.
I have to just pop to the loo for a moment.
as I went through the cafe I took out my phone and discreetly took a picture of him.
We said our goodbyes and I quickly walked back to my hotel and took out my work laptop I had an encryption device in a compartment in my suitcase, I plugged it in and started to type.
Hi Tom,
could you run this through the system and see what comes up, maybe also run it past five.
I attached the photo with his name and pressed send.
Wow this is just like a real spy novel.
Of course my alter ego had kicked in and all sorts of sexual fantasies took over, I lay back on the bed for a while thinking of my ageing James Bond seducing me and taking me in every possible position.
My fingers slid down to my clitoris and found my sweet spot, I gently stroked it as my thoughts took over, it didn't take long for me to reach an orgasm, I continued pleasuring myself and it was not long before a second orgasam overtook me, how I needed full penetrative sex, I resolved to fuck him at the first opportunity regardless of his untruthfulness.
The moment was broken by a ping on my iPhone, red flag secure incoming. I quickly set up my laptop again and inserted the encryption usb
It was from Tom.
Hi M
regarding Johnny Laurence, report as follows.
Jonathan Walter Laurence, born 1st March 1963 educated at Eaton and Oxford, post graduate degree and doctorate in genetic engendering, currently employed as senior lecturer and head of department in genetic engendering at Cambridge.
He also did a Parallel degree in English literature.
Married Jane Malloy spinster on the 10th April 1987 died 9th August 2019.
Issue, two daughters Beatrice born 14th may 1988 and Milly born 15th December 1990.
Now, old dear this is where it gets interesting.
Number one daughter was educated at Roedean, then Cambridge, apparently she was a maths genius a bit like yourself and was recruited directly from university by our chums at 5. There my dear the trail ends, I tried to pull her file at 6 but to no avail, she has two red chevrons on her file cover,
I spoke to Timmy over at 5 and he said he thought she may have gone over to 6 a couple of years ago.
Milly also boarded at Roedean and went to Edinburgh completing a languages degree in French and Spanish. She currently is un married and works as an interpreter on the gravy train in Strasbourg
A bit more background on out friend Johnny, apparently he is an authority on Graham Green and moonlights as a presenter giving talks and readings on the life and works of his favourite author.
Just one last thing old darling, he apparently is doing a reading in Torquay. On Saturday evening to a local literary society, I imagine he has a queue of old biddies lining up at his room door to shag him after every event.
Doesn't sound like your kind of thing.
Love and kisses T