Authors note:
This is part of the 1 Mans Adventures series. This, as all the other stories in this series, prior and forthcoming, are all at least partially true. The acts in these stories actually did take place, the names have been changed and the memories magnified. However, the places and acts described are actual events that have happened to me during my lifetime. The stories have no chronological order, instead are written as I recall and fantasize about my experiences.
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"Oh yeah, Joel... Fuck me harder!"
Amazingly enough, as I was up to my balls in this gorgeous blonde I was thinking about how this situation came to be.
Let me start from the beginning. When I went to interview for this job, I knew I was going to be in trouble if I decided to take it. Patti, a gorgeous blonde woman greeted me, offered me a cup of coffee and buzzed the person I was going to be interviewing with.
Patti is a beautiful, slender woman in her early 40's. She has gorgeous long blonde hair, a body to die for, and as I found out while waiting for my appointment, unmarried and unattached.
Later, after I took the job, I found out Patti is the "office secretary". She was there to help me with paperwork, catch up with me with important messages, and just generally make my life easier.
The first week on the job Patti was very helpful. Showing me around, where everything could be found, and generally outlining what my day would look like. As the week progressed, I was making phone calls, trying to set appointments, and mostly playing on the Internet, chatting with friends. One particular woman, Terri, gets me all hot and bothered... We frequently have phone sex, and send erotic email back and forth. This day, Terri and I had been swapping hot emails, and I was, needless to say horny all day. I had been in and out of the bathroom 3 times, locking the door and quickly jerking myself off before heading back to my desk to "work".
"Hey... You feeling OK?" Patti's voice surprised me. "Umm.. Yeah... Why?" "You've been in the bathroom a few times and I just wanted to make sure you were OK."
Now, let me preface this next comment by telling you that I'm the kind of person who can say anything to anyone and get away with it, as long as it's said with a smirk and laugh.
"Oh, I'm fine. Just trying to take care of this ever present erection, and failing miserably." I said with a smirk. "Well, maybe you need my help with that!" She replied.
Needless to say, I was shocked. I wasn't quite sure how to respond. This could be the first time in history that I was speechless. The thoughts started running through my mind. Everyone here knows my wife, office playmates are very dangerous...
"Well, I think I'll survive but thanks for the offer" I managed to mumble...
I hobbled over to my desk (I truthfully am eternally horny and have a perpetual hard on.) As I surfed the net a message appeared in my E-mail inbox.
"You know, I was serious about helping with that problem of yours. Let me know. Discretion is my middle name. Patti."
Hmm... Now I'm stuck. I'd love to get in Patti's panties, (thongs judging by the panty line under her tight business skirts) Patti isn't really my "type" though. I generally like women with a little more in the boob department. Patti is gorgeous, but is lacking there.