"So," she said with a smirk, "I guess you want to hear my whole sad story."
She took a drag from her cigarette and exhaled lazily toward the ceiling.
"Is it sad?" I asked with a smirk of my own.
"It has to be sad," she said, "Otherwise I wouldn't be here."
She raised both her hands to her shoulders in a gesture to take in the whole seedy bar we were in.
I frowned and stared into her eyes.
"I don't think you're being honest," I said, "In fact, I think you're deliberately trying to sound pathetic."
Her gaze hardened and she took another drag, this one not so lazy or relaxed.
"What do you know about it?" she snapped, "Have you ever met a nymphomaniac before?"
"I don't know," I said and sipped from my glass of whisky.
She rolled her eyes and absently wrapped her fingers around the stem of her wineglass.
"If you had, you'd know!" she muttered angrily.
"Oh yeah?" I asked, "Well, let's just say no one's ever told me they were a nymphomaniac before."
She shook her head dismissively and tapped the ash from her cigarette into the ash tray.
"You think they're just going to tell you?" she said sarcastically.
"You did," I said.
"Yeah," she said as she averted her eyes, "Well, I'm a special case."
I didn't press her on that. I decided if she wanted to tell me her story she would.
She studied me and frowned once again.
"You're a special case too I think," she said.
"Why do you say that?" I asked.
"Most guys would want to hear all the gritty details," she said, "I tell you I'm a nympho and you just sit there like we're talking about the weather."
I sensed disappointment in her tone. She wanted me to beg for all the lurid details.
"Okay," I said, "I'll bite. What makes you think you're a nymphomaniac?"
A knowing smile came to her lips and she finished the cigarette with a flourish. She stamped it out in the ashtray and looked at me with hooded eyes.
"I think you only try to sound like you're different," she said, "You really do want to hear all about it don't you!"
It was my turn to smile.
"Okay, you got me," I said, "I'd love for you to tell me about all the sex you've had."
"I think you just want me to have sex with you," she said.
"Sure I would!" I said, "Ask any man that and they'd say yes, at least if they're being honest."
"But you don't believe I'm a nymphomaniac" she said like it was a gotcha moment.
I sipped from my whisky again and sat back in my chair.
"I think you want to believe you're a nymphomaniac," I replied, "I'm not convinced."
She rolled her eyes again and shook her head angrily.
"And what am I supposed to do to convince you?" she snapped, "Give you a blowjob under the table?"
"That'd be nice," I said with a grin, "But I still wouldn't believe you were a nympho."
She grimaced and lit another cigarette.
"Okay, how about this?" she said.
She leaned forward with her elbows on the table and stared at me eagerly.
"I took an Uber to get here tonight," she said, "I sat in the front seat, not the back. The guy driving looked surprised but he didn't say anything.
"I could tell he liked the way I looked as soon as I laid eyes on him. He gave me the once over like all guys do. Then he tried to look innocent and turned away, like all guys do.
"I smiled at him and raised the hem of my skirt a bit just as he put the car into gear. I could tell he wanted to look, but he kept his eyes on the road. When I raised the hem a little further he did look. A quick glance anyway.
"That's when I did it. I raised my skirt all the way and showed him I'm not wearing panties.
"I hardly ever do you know. It makes it easier to get my rocks off that way.
"Now the guy driving was staring at me! I had to remind him to stop the car. Otherwise we might both be dead.
"After he pulled over and parked the car I grabbed his dick through his pants. I gave him a big smile while I pulled it out.
"You should have seen his face! His eyes were wide and he stared at me like I was from another planet!
"When I stroked him, you know, just to get him hard enough, his eyes closed and he turned his face to the roof of the car. Then I leaned down and put my mouth all the way over his cock. I had it all the way in and I sucked my cheeks in and out."
She laughed and tapped me lightly on the arm.
"You know, that poor guy came in my mouth in less than twenty seconds!" she chortled.
I smiled and continued to stare at her.
She returned my gaze and frowned.
"What?" she asked.
"Nothing," I said evasively, "That was a good story."
She grimaced and her eyes hardened again.
"But you're not convinced?" she asked.
I smirked and sipped at my whisky while eying her over top of the glass.
"Look!" she said loudly.
She stood from her chair and raised the bottom hem of her skirt with both hands all the way to her chest. Her neatly trimmed pubes came into view and I smiled with glee.