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Nurse Becky
My total hip replacement went well, so my surgeon told me, while doing his rounds the next day.
I had worn out my right hip from too much sport, and was in constant pain until I decided it had to be done.
I had had an anaesthetic injection in my spine to numb my body for the procedure, an Epidural. I felt and knew nothing in the operating room.
It was a very strange sensation upon awakening..
Anyway although I have had quite a few operations for various problems, the Epidural was a first for me.
That night I spent in the High Dependancy Unit, in a private hospital, each patient had their own nurse to look after them for the following 6 hours after waking up. There was only two of us in there.
From the waist down, I felt nothing, feeling around down there was weird, my hand roamed over my legs and groin, my hands could feel my body, but my body could not feel my hands. It was as though I was touching a corpse.
I also found I was naked, except for the blue theatre gown, normal for an operation, but two things surprised me, my whole groin had been shaved, penis too, completely. But the other surprise was I had an erection, a good one, it too was a strange feeling, I stroked it, I could feel nothing, My brain was registering that my hand was holding a cock, but there was no response at all going from my cock to my brain.
Plus I was just out from theatre, so my brain was not working as normal yet. My hand was telling me that I was at maximum length and fat, as big as I have ever felt, or not felt that day, I was intrigued, and kept playing with it, it felt bigger than the normal 7 inches. And it felt as though I was holding someone else's penis. Not in a porn size but I was pleased with it. After a few hours the anaesthetic wore off, and I could again feel the lower half of my body, but my penis stayed stiff.
In that Dependency unit the nurse was constantly monitoring my vitals, at one stage soon after I knew what the situation was below the white hospital blanket, the 35ish attractive Canadian nurse threw back the blanket and sheet to check the wound and dressing, revealing my persistent erection resting across my right groin. She did not mention it, but in her eyes I saw surprise. Five more times on the hour she did the same, examining the dressing, and observing my penis.
But by 7 pm the anaesthetic had completely worn off, but not my rigidness, it was still a fully inflated hard on.
And eventually, I needed to pee.
I rang for the nurse,
Now after a hip joint replacement, the current procedure is to get you up and moving around within hours of the operation.
(I was expecting to be given a bottle to use in bed).
But no, Rebecca wanted me up, to go to the bathroom, which was right next to my bed, even though I had to use a bottle anyway for the first time to measure the amount and test that there was no blood.. As she pulled the blanket away, we were both confronted with my ample problem.
"Mmmm that doesn't seem to be going away" she said with professionalism, she was kneeling on the floor in front of me, guiding my wounded leg, as I eased my feet to the floor, for the very first time, I was both embarrassed and excited that she had commented on my condition which was directly in front of her face.
Now, to be honest, being naked in the presence of clothed women is a fetish of mine, I feel vulnerable to their assessment of my manhood, it turns me on. Them being able to check out my penis. And sporting a good erection, I was excited she had seen, and could not ignore.
" That's over 6 hours now, It happens occasionally, did you bring any underwear" she asked, her eyes showing her concern.
I was now sitting on the edge of the bed, my penis was pointing skyward. " Yes, in my backpack" I replied.
This had happened to me before, after general anaesthetic, but not for such a prolonged time.
Nurse Rebecca stood, retrieved my black briefs, returned to kneel in front of me again and carefully eased my feet into them, pulling them up to my knees.
Both my hands were supporting my body in the sitting position on the bed. (afraid of the expected pain awaiting me as my legs took my weight).
The turn on was that I was totally allowed to expose my erection, and the nurse had to deal with it.
" No, keep your left foot on the floor to take the weight, and lift your bottom up off the bed" she ordered. still keeping herself professional.
I did and she pulled my briefs up, to my straining erection.
"Sorry" she said, and wrapped her fingers around it and tucked it full length across my body beneath the elastic. "Up you get, it's your problem now" she grinned, the first sign that she was amused by my condition, knowing that you can't pee with a hard-on.
Because for safety reasons the nurses have to stay with you until they are sure you will not fall, so still wearing only my jocks, operating gown and E.C.G. wiring and saline bottle and tubes, we both entered the bathroom, me using a walking frame.
"I'll hold the wires and saline bag, and you use the bottle, if you can" she said, then gathering the loose gown she raised it and threw it over her arm, again revealing my body.
There was nothing I could do, nothing except comply, with the walking frame to one side, I released my penis from it's covering and held the pee bottle upside down to get my erection into it, then lean forward to try to get a downwards angle.
Nurse Rebecca was trying to stay professional, but she was failing from the smirk on her face, as I could not pee. It just was not going to happen, and now there was some urgency to relieve myself, it was getting painful.
My nurse was having trouble keeping a straight face, until. "I'm so sorry Ross, but it is funny" she spluttered as she began to laugh, as did I, too, I but more from embarrassment.
" But, it is an impressive one" she added.
"Look, let's get this sorted, if you promise to be careful and not to fall, I think you need to do this alone, I'll wait outside the door, press the green button when you're finished" and after re-arranging my wiring and saline bag, left me to it.
