I couldn't believe I was doing this. Would these cheesy hookup sites really work? I was so tired of jerking off and wading through fake profiles. I needed to take matters in to my own hands so that I wouldn't have to use my own hands later on... ;)
I know I'm not the most attractive guy. 5'9", 195 lbs... I've got a bit of a belly and I'm really pretty average. So to think I could pull off one of these arrangements felt pretty silly, but I was horny and wanted to give an orgasm so badly. When I'm with someone, I can't get off until she does. Her face as her back arches under my touch lights a fire in my blood.
So I wrote the ad:
"I'm pretty nervous about this, but I'm horny and really just want to please a woman today. I'm pretty average but I know my way around a woman's body. I just want someone I can explore with my hands and tongue. There would be no reason to reciprocate unless you're absolutely driven to after I satisfy you! ;)
If this sounds interesting, hit me up!"
And I hit send, seriously not expecting anything. Did I sound stupid? If someone did reply, could I really deliver?
I shook my head and got up from the computer, telling myself how stupid I was.
I went to the kitchen for some water, and my phone vibrated in my pocket. New email.
I opened it, and it was from you. "Hi! Um. I can't believe I'm doing this, but I haven't been able to orgasm on my own for months. Your ad felt almost like a challenge, daring me to give you a try. I really hope you're not a punk kid out for some laughs. Your reply with a pic gets mine."
I couldn't believe it. I sat down, fixed my hair as best I could, and snapped a selfie.
I sent it to you with the message, "I'm very real. Don't write me off at first glance. I have a very talented tongue. I can't wait to see your pic!"
My heart was pounding as within five minutes, I received your reply. "Hey, you're not that hard to look at! Most guys send dick pics. I appreciate the respect. Here's me. Call me if you like what you see!"
The picture nearly made me pass out! You were better than anything I could imagine! Your long dark hair tossed to the side and draped over your shoulder. Your bright blue eyes stared straight at me and you wore a simple t-shirt, but god did you fill it!
My cock hardened and my heart skipped a beat as I actually dialed your number!
I won't bore you with the details of our call, I'm sure you remember how once we got over the initial awkwardness we actually talked for hours! We had so much in common! As I could feel the conversation coming to a close, I asked, "So when can I come over and satisfy you?"
You laughed nervously. "Oh yeah! I almost forgot what this call was supposed to be about!" Your giggle was so intoxicating to me I felt my head spin. I was starting to get nervous about how I would behave in your actual presence! "What are you doing tonight?" You cooed.
"Hopefully you!" I laughed.
"Tonight it is then!" You gave me your address and directions and I hung up the phone panicked that this could end terribly.
...
It was dark as I nervously rang your doorbell. I wore a nice button up shirt and slacks. I opted for underwear, hoping I would get a chance to watch you strip each layer off of me later...
You answered the door and you were so much more beautiful in person! Your thin blouse was open just enough to reveal just enough cleavage... I noticed you had a bit of a belly yourself, and I found it adorable! Your skirt clung to your round hips and ass in just the right way as you walked me in. You motioned to the couch, where you had two glasses and a bottle of red wine on the table. You had already poured. "I thought this might help us relax..." You said as we sat down.
I faced you and drank you in with my eyes as I sipped the wine. "God, you're beautiful!" I said.
You looked down and away. "Stop. You don't have to do that. We both know why we're here. We can't get any action any other way..."
Your sadness at your own self image made me crave you even more. I had to show you how wrong you were.
"Ssssshhhh..." I said, gently caressing your cheek. "I don't believe that about you for a second."
Before you could argue, I leaned in and kissed your mouth. I appreciated that there was no lip gloss or lipstick in the way. You took a deep breath and grabbed the back of my head, pressing my mouth harder against yours. Your strong lips parted in a sigh and I slipped in my tongue, slowly caressing your tongue and teeth with my tongue.
"Mm! Oh god!" You whispered. Your hand rested on my thigh and I felt it inching up...
I pulled away. "I think you forgot. You first, remember?"
Your face and chest were flush with excitement. I could see your nipples pressing hard against your bra. "You're so good at kissing. Are going to do that between my legs?"
"That and more..." I said. I leaned forward and kissed your neck. You accepted my gentle nudges to get you to lay back on the couch. I kissed along your collar bone as my hand slid along your outer thigh, pushing up your dress. You moaned as I came close to touching you between your legs.
I got on my knees on the floor beside you and you stretched out on the couch. "Come here, you..." You said, pulling me back for another kiss. I ran my hand up your blouse, feeling the smooth skin of your belly. I felt you jump a little and then I slipped my tongue in your mouth and you relaxed, sliding your tongue around mine as well.
You broke the kiss as I inched my hand up to your breast. I looked in to those pale blue eyes as I found your hard swollen nipple through your bra.
"Oh GOD yes!" You moaned. You sat up and I unbuttoned your blouse while you unfastened your bra. We tossed the two aside and I took the closest nipple in to my mouth. It was large and hard and I teased it with my tongue as I sucked it. It popped from my mouth and I grabbed the other one, my hands dropping to your wet panties as I sucked it.
