There's no better work than a nice easy job, on a flat roof, in glorious sunshine, for a lady that just leaves you to get on with the job.
I'd just finished re-fixing a gutter bracket for Jayne when I noticed that the lead flashing around her chimney, on the main house roof, was beginning to come away. I don't have the equipment or the insurance to fix a problem like that one but thought it best to point it out to her all the same.
"I'm not looking for work Jayne but that chimney needs a bit of attention. The flashing's coming away. It could cause a leak inside the house."
"How do you mean?" she replied.
"Well, you see where that grey sort of fold is.."
"Would I see it better if I get up your ladder?" she interrupted.
"Oh yeah. I'll hold it but take your time" I said. I was happy to encourage her to take a closer look because Jayne had a lovely pair of legs and her extremely short skirt left very little to my imagination.
"It's not that I don't trust you Rob," she said as she began slowly climbing the ladder, "but I've been ripped off by tradesmen before you know."
"No problem Jayne," I answered as her pert little arse passed within centimetres of my lecherous eyes.
Up she went carefully, rung by rung, until her feet were now at my eye level. I simply had to look up; this was far too good an opportunity to miss.
"Fucking Hell!" I whispered to myself, looking up to see the two lovely cheeks of Jayne's arse and a glimpse of her neatly trimmed pussy. No wonder I couldn't spot a 'panty line' as she'd passed by me earlier. She wasn't wearing any!
"Oh I see what you mean," Jayne remarked, spotting the rather obvious repair job that was needed. She looked down to find me gazing unashamedly up her skirt at the wonderful sight before my eyes; barely one metre from my lecherous gaze.
"Oh I don't bother wearing knickers around the house on hot days like today Rob. D'you like what you see?"