No Clear Winner 01
"So, what just happened here, Blake?"
"Ahh, I installed the leaf extensions in your kitchen table for your holiday get together tomorrow night and then I charmed you out of your bra, Mrs. Hilary Hanover, so, ahh."
"Well, don't go getting too cocky, Blake because you didn't charm me out of my undies, so."
"Hah, with the speed that you went after them, I never stood a chance, but listen, ahh, that was really something."
"Well, it's a tie then (mwah), but what was with you having me put my bra back on for the second time we had sex then, Blake?"
"Oh, well, a bra is a pretty unique article of clothing and I really like them. Plus, it's fun to pop your boobs in and out of it. I mean, it's just something that I like, Mrs. Hanover."
"Well, I guess that's not something that I speak about with your mother tomorrow night then when she attends my holiday get together. But listen, I mean, are you taking my bra home with you as a trophy then?"
"Well, I mean, my roomie, Gee G, right? He's nine kinds of a freak for this stuff, so."
"Oh, um, it's nice that your little fem boy roomie has such a thoughtful roomie then, so would he want my undies or not?"
"Oh, you mean the undies that I balled up into the left cup of your bra?"
"Well, more people should have someone like you in their life then. I mean, can we be a thing or was today just a torrid thing then?"
Listen folks, someone should put that question, along with a good answer in the man book, right?
"Mrs. Hanover, we're solid, alright?"
"Well Blake, I don't mean to pressure you, but that was some solid you just on me and I haven't all that for a while, so, I mean, I'm interested. And by the way, I'm still naked, so."
Hah! That's in the man book! Like on page one.
"[Mwah] I need to run, Hilary."
"Ooh, kisses and my first name then, I mean, that's pretty solid, but look, should I bother with keeping some condoms around the house then? Today wasn't exactly risk free, so?"
Ahh snap! I mean, I think I breezed over that chapter of the man book.
"Well, the truth is, I'll be back and that's not just a line from some old movie, so."
"I mean, maybe I'll have a need for something for the party tomorrow evening. I mean, I haven't sucked a man off, but I think I remember how, so?"
"Well, I mean, a party host can never have too many cheese and meat trays, so maybe I'll stop by the Deli and then pop over here, say about 7:30pm?"
"Make it 7pm, Blake and by the way, I'm still naked under these covers, so."
No, no, the man book clearly states that a "I have to go" can be over-ridden, just as long as one party clearly states that they are still naked under the sheets, so. Besides, I had to be just shooting blanks after a few times already, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the man book states in bold that it only takes one little swimmer, but look, she was naked under the covers and all, so.
"Alright champ, my sheets and my body are totally wet and wrecked, so you win, but that was amazing and way over due, so [mwah], stud."
I mean, all I had to do was swing by the Deli, flirt with Millie and show back up with my meat, I mean, my meat and cheese trays, so.
Oh, sorry folks, um, my roomie, Gee G, um, nope, we room together, but we live on opposite sides of the universe. He does his thing and I do my thing and we pay the rent, so. Well, it's always in my favor because I bring him lingerie, but that's his fem boy business. Also, ah, I just said it, nope! So, just stop thinking stuff.
Anyways, back to the man book and Deli.
"Well, I suppose a good party host can never have too many meat and cheese platters, right Blake? I mean, I prefer to milk my cheese whiz straight from the pump, but these are our best platters, so are you staying at the party or just dropping off then?"
"Oh, I was only going to dump, I mean, drop them off Millie. I mean, all those couples don't need me hanging around, right?"
Alright, fine, Millie charmed me into letting her pump my cheese whiz nozzle straight into her nozzle, so I was late arriving to Hilary's house. But I had an arm full of platters, right?
"Ahem! It's 7:30 and people have already begun to arrive, so no sucky, sucky for you tonight then, Blake!"
"Momma, who are you scolding at the door like that and what you are saying to, ooh, Blake, hey, Blake, it's nice to see you and look momma, Blake brought an arm full of platters with him. I mean, one can never have too many meat packages for a party, right momma?"
"Ahem! You mean meat and cheese platters, right Julia?"
"That's what I said, momma, so, let him in. I mean, he's right on time, so."
