This wasn't supposed to have happened. I hadn't seen my ex-wife since the hearing, some 15 years ago. I wasn't crazy about her new hubby, nor did I dislike him. It was pretty much just a tolerable event, when the need arose. I feel that we've both been pretty much perfect gentlemen towards one another during our short minutes on the phone, except on two occasions, which were at length because I had some specific things to say to him, and believe it or not, they were all positive. Which brings me to this. How do I find myself having sex with my ex, his wife? I mean, this is too weird.
I was shocked, to say the least when my phone rang and the voice on the other end was Klacey. It was totally unexpected, as I had maybe 3 times tops, had never done anything but exchanged pleasantries with Klacey, and then asked to speak with our daughter. That was pretty much it. I rarely gave her a thought, but during those rare times, I would think of how much we used to really love one another, and how extremely good our sex life was together. We had it all. Or so I thought.
We haven't seen one another face to face since the courtroom appearance. Neither of us had a clue as to how the other looked. Of course, it turned out, she'd weathered the years much smoother than myself. Also, being ten years older shouldn't have me looking twenty years older at the moment. My heart sank when she walked in, because I thought right away that after seeing me now, she wouldn't even speak to me. I felt like a fool. Here I was, in the office, on a Friday night, and we were holding "Night Court". I felt humiliated in front of the friends that were here with me. I mean, there was a lawyer, an uptown upstanding business man in town, a former Police Officer, and a Private Investigator. We were holding court, for goodness sake.
Yes, she called when she was a few blocks away and said she was nearby and hoped it was okay. I freaked. Of course it was okay, but after we hung up our phones, I thought, what the hell am I doing. Next thing I hear is "tap-tap-tap" on the door. I arise, open the door personally, and stand back as she steps in a couple of feet. I'm standing there with my mouth agape, really taking some old inventory, and then I realize she's as beautiful as ever, and me...oh well.
I could hear my friends gasp, as she inched into the room. We hug...I'm amazed. We keep hugging...I'm more amazed...We're doing some serious kissing...I'm at a loss. We finally were able to separate ourselves and she looked at the guys and says: "If you fellas will give us a little time, I'd sure appreciate it." The room cleared quickly with various grins and under-the-breath comments, but by this time, I was game to see how this whole thing played out. Was I ever in for the surprise of my life.
As I stated, we had a good sex life, but the only variety we had was regarding positions only. Always oral or regular sex. Nothing kinky, on the edge, nor even near the edge, but it was still exceptionally good. I considered it to be fine, in fact. Now, here we were in a little office, all alone. In the blinking of an eye, she locked the door, killed the lights, and closed the blinds. The only light was a 4 little lights that shone through the blinds, and it only made for a weak silhouette, but that was just enough to get my motor running. There was no turning back now.