"Hey, Princess, you still have that 'sexy nurse' costume I got for you a couple of months ago?"
I stopped what I was doing and looked at Sly. I was putting the finishing touches on my 'civilian' clothes, getting ready to go home for the night. It had been a productive night, with an appreciative client and a substantial fee, so I was in a fairly good mood.
Oh yeah, I sell sex, if you didn't get the hint. Sly's both my partner and my agent. We're a good pair: a big, tough guy and an attractive and talented woman. Yeah, I said talented. Something I'd never have guessed about myself a year or so ago, living the life of a privileged and strait-laced daughter of a well-off Connecticut family. Sly was the one who discovered my talent, oddly enough by blackmailing me into reluctantly having sex with him and a couple of other guys who paid him for the privilege. He'd been in the sex trade before, so he knew talent, even latent talent when he saw it. Still, it took some convincing on his part to get me to admit to myself that I really did have talent in that area, and that I actually enjoyed the work. I mean, if you're good at something don't you enjoy doing it?
Over the months we've come to work well together, based on appreciation for each other's contribution to our little enterprise and a slowly growing mutual personal respect. I enjoy Sly's protection and his genuine concern for me. He's really not a bad guy when you get to know him. Besides, he gets me interesting clients.
Anyway, as I was saying, I was finishing getting dressed. I'd put the filmy teddy away, along with the dark nylons and high heels, and was dressed in slacks and a soft sweater and low heels. I sat on the sofa, the one with many pleasant associations, leaned back, crossed my legs, and looked at Sly.
"Yeah," I said. "I do. What, you thought maybe I might have given it to the Salvation Army or the ASPCA thrift store?"
He smiled. "Shit, wouldn't that have made some lucky guy's night when his wife came home with it."
We both chuckled at the image.
"So," I said, getting down to business, "why do you ask? You must have something in mind. You've got another client that wants to screw a nurse?"
"Not exactly," he said. "There's a guy who's a member of some guy club, and he's been in an accident and is stuck in the hospital, and the other guys want to play a little joke on him. You're gonna be the joke."
"Can't say I like the idea of being a 'joke'", I said, "but let me have the deets before I say no."
"Okay. The idea is that you pretend to be a nurse. The other guys get you into his hospital room and you go to work on him."
"Hmm. That doesn't sound too bad. I assume they'll keep the regular staff away long enough for me to do him?"
"Yeah."
He gave me a funny look. I'd seen that one before. There was going to be a twist to all this, and he was saving it until he'd gotten me interested enough to listen to it without laughing or telling him to go fuck himself.
"Sly," I said. "I know that look. Let me have it."
"Oh yeah. Did I mention that he broke both legs and one arm in the accident and that they're all in casts?"
"Jesus Christ, Sly! How'm I supposed to have sex with the poor bastard?"
He smiled. "Princess, I'm counting on how talented I know you are. If any girl can do it, you can. Be creative."
"I love your confidence," I said with a crooked smile. "And I know that you know that I love a challenge. Okay, I'll do it. I just hope I don't disappoint you or the client."
"Never happen, Babe."
At the entrance to the hospital a couple of days later I met the two guys who were supposed to be my escorts. They looked me over carefully. I was wearing a light topcoat, since with the strategically unbuttoned blouse and the short skirt with a slit up the side, it was obvious that no normal hospital staffer was going to think for one minute that I was a regular nurse, not in that outfit. One of the guys asked, "Mind if we take a look?"
I nodded, and, after looking around to make sure no regular staffers were looking, he opened my coat. I had to smile at their expressions. Wide eyes and open mouths. After a good thirty seconds of appreciative staring, one of them said, "Oh my God! You're perfect!! Jesus, this is gonna be good."
What girl doesn't like compliments?
I bundled up in the coat again, and we entered the hospital. We signed in at the reception desk as two cousins and a sister of the patient. We took the elevator to the appropriate floor and walked to the door of the room. There, after making sure no staff were watching, one of the guys took my coat. They watched carefully as I put on my nurse's cap, paying particular attention to my cleavage when I raised my arms. I traded my pumps for white stiletto heels. I gave the coat to one of them, who said "Okay, go on in. We're gonna wait out here to make sure nobody tries to get in."
Showtime.
I put on my most professional expression, squared my shoulders, lifted my breasts, unbuttoned one more button on my blouse, and entered the room.
The client was lying in bed, partly propped up with pillows and the raised upper portion of the hospital bed. He was probably in his late twenties and good looking. Promising, so far. I could see his broken arm in a heavy cast lying on top of the light blanket. His legs were covered, but I could tell from the size of the mounds that they too were heavily encased. I had been right: this was going to be a challenge. I could see only one way to successfully complete the job.
He looked up disinterestedly, expecting more pills or a blood pressure reading. Then he did a double take, and his eye grew wide.
"Um, you're not the usual nurse," he said slowly.
"No, Hon. She's on break, and I'm filling in. I'm here to check you over."
"My God," he said, "if the nurses all looked like you, I'd never go home!"
"Thanks," I said, still in my professional persona. "Now let me look at you."
I leaned over him, giving him a good look down my blouse. I raised one leg to put my knee on the bed next to him, incidentally opening the slit in the skirt and showing plenty of leg. I gently pulled down the blanket. Wow, he already had a lump in his shorts. Actually, it looked rather good. Nice size. I pretended to ignore it.
He couldn't. "Ah, I'm sorry about that," he said. "I guess I've been a little lonely."
"Oh that," I said. "Not to worry. It's a good sign. In fact, I should examine that while I'm here. You just lie back and let me poke around a bit."