New Year's resolutions -- 1
(c) 2023, 2024, by P.D. Vile
Story tags: MF
New Year's resolutions -- 1
This story is (unfortunately) pure fantasy
Sunday, January 1st, 11:10 AM
I put the duct tape aside for now, grab my pen, and add one more sentence, at the very bottom of the note.
"And this time, I
will
persist!"
Then I tape the note on the mirror. I position myself where I always stand when I shave, to check that it's clearly readable.
My New Year's resolution:
High time to now finally start to actually lose some weight. Going forward, I will visit the gym every week, for at least one full hour of hard training.
And this time, I
will
persist!
I nod contently. Large enough. Every time I shave, I'll see this. If that doesn't help to persist, then what will?
I quickly check myself in the mirror. If I didn't have those love handles around my stomach, I would actually look quite good for a 53-year-old. The full dark blonde hair on my head makes me look younger than I am, but the gray streaks in my beard compensate for that, to show the world that I've been around for a while. I'm not particularly muscles, the bane of a sitting occupation and years of insufficient willpower to exercise as much as I should. But at least I am not obese. Yet. Just that tummy. I still refuse to shave off the hair on my chest, even though that appears to be in fashion. For me, those small hairs on my chest are a token of my manliness. I do shave my arm pits and my pubes, since two years or so. A quick look, but I am still sufficiently smooth. No need to shave there again.
Still overflowing for energy and drive for action, I descend the stairs. I turn on the coffee maker, and while my hot poison is brewing, I grab my phone and start up the internet, to find the number of the nearest gym.
"Train-U-Fit, good morning!"
"Good morning. I have just checked your website, and your gym looks nice. Your rates are not a problem for me, so I decided to buy a subscription."
"You can buy one here at the ..."
"Yes, I know. That's not why I call. I have a different question. I would like to know what days and times are the most quiet at your gym."
"That would be Tuesday morning, sir. There's hardly anyone here at that time. But we do not have personal trainers available at that time, so you will have to make your own routine. That should not be a problem, all machines are labeled with clear instructions, and the receptionist can also help to explain how the machines work."
I briefly recall my last attempt to build a gym routine. I typically went in the evening, after work. It was always busy on the floor. I often had to wait until the station I wanted to use was available, or deviate from my prescribed routine, just to avoid waiting. But worst of all were the looks. Perhaps it was just my imagination, but I was sure that at least half of those insanely tight and very fit visitors in the gym shot me compassionate looks, filled with pity. That they had to suppress their laughter as they saw how little weight I set on the machine, how much I still suffered, how sweat dripped over my round belly, while I was not even doing half of what they did as a warm-up exercise. That feeling was one of the reasons why, back then, I quickly started to "forget" to go to the gym
I work for myself by now. I work from home, and I set my own hours. My clients don't care when I work on their assignments, as long as I'm ready at the agreed date. And I intend to use that freedom. This time I will visit the gym when the room is as empty as possible. The fewer people there are, the less I will feel watched. At least, that's what I hope.
"Thank you," I reply politely, "then I'll sign up next Tuesday. I guess that I can start working out immediately after signing up and paying?"
"That won't be a problem, sir. However, I must add that we always have lots of new sign-ups in January. So I cannot definitely guarantee that the Tuesday morning will still be as quiet as it was before. But most new members don't make it past the first month or so anyway, so after that the Tuesday morning will undoubtedly be quiet again."
I have to force myself not to respond. In between the nice words of the lady on the other side of the phone, I could just hear her assume that I, too, would be part of the group of people who start their New Year's resolutions in January, filled with confidence, and then don't even last a month. As, I have to admit, I have done in the past. Multiple times.
But not this time! This time I will really persevere! I am convinced of that, and that's why I feel very much attacked by the employee's suggestion.
But I control myself. I keep my mouth shut. I politely finish the conversation. And then it's time for coffee, and to watch the yearly ski jumping.
Tuesday, January 3rd, 9:45 AM
I know the gym opens at eight, but that's too early for me. After a light breakfast and two cups of coffee, I get in the car, and at about a quarter to ten, I am at the front desk of the gym. Just a bit of paperwork, and then I am officially a member, so I can work on my New Year's resolution.
"You can find the locker rooms up the stairs over there. You take the door to the left, the ladies locker room is on the right. Your keycard allows you to open a locker, for safekeeping of your possessions. There are showers in here, but we don't provide towels."
Luckily, I had already seen that on the website. I hate having to get back in my regular clothes when my body is still all sweaty, and I also refuse to drive home in my wet sportswear.
I change clothes, stow my stuff, descend the stairs, and open the door to the fitness room. To my relief, it is indeed nearly empty. I briefly look around. All the way in the back, in the weightlifting corner, I spot three guys wearing tight shirts that seem to be designed to show off their ample muscles. As they casually lift and lower the impossibly large dumbbells, they briefly look my way, but then return their attention to each other again. I am clearly not interesting enough to qualify for more than two seconds of their time. Not exactly a compliment, but at least it gives me confidence that they won't look at me while I do exercises at my own sorry level. As long as I steer clear of the dumbbells. Which I had planned to do anyway.
Left of the entrance, in the cardio corner, I see one other visitor. A young girl. that I estimate to be below thirty, is working the cross-trainer. She looks damn good! I startle and quickly look the other way. Was I staring? Did she notice? Gosh, I hope not!
I had planned to start with a warming up on the treadmill. But the treadmill is right next to the cross-trainer that this gorgeous young woman is using. Can I just start exercising on a station right next to her? Or would that seem creepy? Especially if she caught me staring just now?
I mentally scold my own stupidity. People come here to exercise. It's really not strange at all to use the treadmill. And yet, even though I know I am talking myself into nonsense, yet I don't dare go to that corner. I change my plans and skip my warming up, heading instantly to the area with the muscle strength stations.
After a quick glance, I opt to start on a machine for the upper leg muscles. Partly because I recall, from my last failed gym attempt, that those suit me well. But perhaps also because I just "happen to" have a direct line of sight to the cardio corner from that station. And hence also a direct line of sight to that beautiful woman. Is that wrong? Or can I allow myself to give in to my male instinct, as long as she doesn't notice, so I don't embarrass anyone?
As I push up the weight with my legs, and then slowly lower it again, I take a better look at the young woman. She has a nice face. Her brown hairs are tied in a ponytail that, when in rest, would flow to below her shoulders, but that is now dancing as a result of her activity on the cross-trainer. She wears a top that is tight enough to prove that her breasts are not very large, but nicely shaped. And dancing in a very nice way due to her exercising. It is clear that they muse be soft yet firm. The belly below her top is flat and nicely tanned. Below that are tight pants with sleeves to her knees, that I suspect hug her buttocks in a great way. Too bad I can't see that.
I of course make sure not to look all the time. I let my gaze wander through the room. But since I am directly opposite her, my eyes keep passing over her. Hopefully without her noticing that I am checking her out. As far as I can tell, she is indeed oblivious. She briefly looked at me as I entered, and again as I started on this station, but now once more looks straight ahead in an unseeing way, clearly absorbed in the music that enters her ears through two small wires.
After three sets of twenty, I have no excuse to remain on this station. I move to a station for pectoral muscles, where I sadly lose my nice view. But perhaps that is for the better, because I am still afraid that I stare too much, and she might notice. I don't want that. What would she think? A creepy old geezer, staring at a woman young enough to be his daughter? What is she complains? I would be kicked out of the gym and have my membership card tore up at the very first day of my membership!
After the pectoral muscles, I move to the oblique abdominal muscles, and after that continue to visit the stations one by one. Occasionally I get a chance for a quick peek at the gorgeous woman, who has by now switched to a rowing machine. But the strain on muscles I had forgotten existed is keeping me more and more occupied. Sweat flows from my forehead, and in my eyes, obscuring my vision. Plus I am by now lacking the energy to look at women, no matter how good looking.
Eventually I finish the last station, so I can allow myself to stop this torture. Totally exhausted, I drag myself to the door, then up the stairs (why do they have stairs,
why
?), and into the locker room, where I drop myself on the nearest bench. I don't even have the energy to shower, I just want to sit. Just a bit. A few minutes.
It ends up being a full fifteen minutes. The cooling sweat on my back makes me shiver more and more, and that is the motivation I need. I undress, put my sportswear in the locker, grab my shampoo and towel, and make for the shower area. One touch of the control, and nice and warm water flows from the shower-head. For minutes, I just stand there and enjoy the feeling, but then I grab the shampoo.
As I close my eyes and rinse my hairs, I hear the door of the shower area open and close. I am surprised. I have often heard that today's youth is too prude to even shower together, or that they keep their underwear on, so I had not expected that those tough dumbbell-dudes would shower here in the gym. Well, perhaps there is still hope for the world, I think to myself, as I rinse the last bits of shampoo from my hair.