"Need some eye drops?" she asked almost-innocently.
I stood there, dumbfounded. Diana casually leaned on the kitchenette counter, auburn hair framing her noble features. Her nonchalant eyes belied a certain impishness that showed through in her telling smirk. Wrapped in nothing but a chocolate-brown beach towel, the mood suggested that rather than holding a bottle of eye drops - what was she doing with that, anyway? - everything in that moment would have been the same were she dangling her panties from her delicate hand.
Still attempting to remain gentlemanly - and of course, not too eager - I refused. "I can see just fine," was my measured reply. Of course, my view was blocked by a certain towel, but I didn't want to sound coarse. I must admit that though I said I didn't need anything, I most definitely wanted us together. My glance quickly took in her slight frame: sculpted calves and a fair amount of thigh leading up to the towel's edge; soft shoulders and an inviting bosom and cleavage atop it; her delicate neck and chin, framed by her auburn hair; her toned arms, open and inviting. "Thanks anyhow, Di."
"Well, you need anything, let me know," she said, then slowly walked past me to the one bedroom.
I clenched my teeth and squinted, my mind racing in disbelief at my own lack of action. Here she was, literally a foot away from me, with an open invite to share her bed! Memories of she and me rutting like maniacs years before were still vibrant in my memory, and in truth I revisited those memories often. Particularly now, as I was single once again.
Maybe that's why I didn't want to jump in bed with someone else so quickly, I thought to myself. I began gathering my bicycling clothes, which were piled in a few different places in the small condo. I'd been dumped by a woman I'd been seeing for the past eight months. "Irreconcilable differences," I'll call it. Nothing untoward, no infidelity or anything remotely of the sort. She asked me some direct questions pertaining to the future, and didn't like the sound of my answers, and that was that. In the middle of the night, I took my leave and never really looked back. Glancing at the digital clock on the end table near the leather couch - my bed for the evening - I realized that in about 15 minutes we would have been broken up for exactly one week.
Turning about, my arms full of dirty shorts and t-shirts, I looked to Diana's bedroom door. The frosted glass allowed plenty of light to shine through while still affording privacy. The door was completely closed, and I wondered what might be going on behind that door. Was she already tucked into bed, winding down from the day's sightseeing at the oceanside tourist town? Might she be lying there naked, waiting for a certain, furtive knock at the bedroom door? Could she be as fevered as I was with the sexual tension in the air, one hand nestled between her legs, the other massaging her taut, erect nipples?
Okay Isaac...Dial it back, man.
I shook my head absently.
Regardless, that's pretty much all I was thinking while piling the laundry into the machine. I did my best to ignore my budding erection... What good would it do anyway? I bent down to snatch up one of those odd "detergent pods," the kind that is full of soap, and eventually disintegrates in the wash.
Perhaps I ought to have paid more attention to the tension in my hands. As I fiddled and squeezed the detergent pod with curious interest and not a small amount of frustration, without warning I was assailed by a rather unwelcome spurt of soap directly into my right eye.
"GAH!" I shouted, dropping the detergent pod (hopefully into the washing machine) and raising one hand instinctively to my clenched eye. I made a few steps backward as I rubbed away what I could with the back of my hand. My shoulders found the wall behind me, and at that instant I heard the door open.
"Isaac?" Diana called, concern obvious in her voice.
I answered, eyes still clenched shut. "Ugh, soap in my face, damnit!"
"Stop rubbing, or do you want it to get worse?" she asked, her normal tone returning. I knew and she knew that this wasn't so serious as to require medical attention, it was just an annoyance. Still painful, though.
"Come here," she said. I took a tentative step forward, my eyes still shut. "This way." I felt her hands grasping my wrists, and she guided me forward.
I dumbly followed, and felt the cool rush of air-conditioned bliss in what must have been the bedroom. The haze of light I detected beyond my eyelids must have been from the nightstand lamp. "Kneel here," I heard her say, and my knees found a soft covering on the floor. I heard her bare feet padding across the tiled floor of the bedroom, and the squeal of the bathroom faucet.
"Ah-ah!" She snapped, somehow noticing me reaching up to rub my eyes. "Hands down!"
I sheepishly lowered my hands, eventually wiping the excess soap from them on my pants and shirt. The sound of her padding feet quickly returned, and she lightly - but authoritatively - pulled my hands away from my clothes, wrapping one of them in a warm, damp washcloth. She pressed the cloth between my fingers, massaging my hands to wipe away the soap. One hand being clean, I reached forward, brushing what must have been her thigh, and rested my hand on the downy fluff of the bed's comforter.
She had wiped my left hand, and both seemed clean now. My hands rested on the comforter, and I was kneeling on a soft blanket or pillow of some sort. In front of me, somewhere between my arms, was Diana, gingerly wiping my face clean of the irritating detergent. "I won't even bother asking how
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