I had known that Danielle was trying to butter me up for something the moment I came home to find her cooking my favorite dinner (baked salmon, drizzled with honey), with a bottle of nice wine on the table and an implied promise of after-dinner calisthenics in our bedroom, during which I would put my penis inside her vagina. In our three years of dating, she's done nice gestures like this before, but this time was different. For one thing, she had that smile on her face. I'd become really good at reading her expressions, and this smile quite clearly said 'I am buttering you up for something'.
Like I said,
really
good.
I had been prepared for a lot of things. Some off-hand mention of a friend who was getting married soon, maybe. Perhaps she'd walked by the animal shelter on her way home from work and become lost in the soulful eyes of a puppy with a sob story attached. Maybe her mom had invited herself over to dinner next week, in which case I had not been buttered up anywhere
near
enough. I was prepared for anything.
Anything except
for what she
actually
wanted.
"I'm sorry, I can't have heard that correctly."
"You did, Derek."
"No, clearly my ears must not be working right, or this wine's hit me harder than I thought. Because it
seriously sounded like-"
"Yes!" my girlfriend said, looking like she wanted to strangle me for a moment. "I want you to have sex with my cousin!"
I don't think I ever could have seen
that
coming.
"So," I said, finally breaking the silence that had followed Danielle's sudden outburst. "What the hell?"
"Look, I can't believe any of this is happening either," Danielle said, pinching the bridge of her nose. "I've had a
weird
afternoon."
"I can only imagine," I said, pouring some more wine into my glass. "So? Why do you want me to have sex with Nellie?"
Nellie was my girlfriend's cousin, eighteen years old and headed off to college in a few weeks. Danielle was ten years her senior, and the two were frequently mistaken for sisters. Both had straight black hair, creamy fair skin, gorgeous green eyes, and bodies like holy shit. Tall, curvy, and totally stacked. I had done my best to avoid checking out Danielle's teenaged cousin, but damn it, I am mortal and she's got tits like a dairy cow.
"Well, you know I met her for lunch earlier to talk about going to college..."
"Yeah."
"And that included talking to her about boys..."
"Uh-huh."
"And she started getting all red in the face, like she was embarrassed about something..."
"Mhm."
"Derek, I know you're listening, you can stop it with that."
"Right. Sorry."
"
Anyway,
I press her about what's got her blushing when we're in the car, and finally get it out of her that she's a virgin."
My glass had been halfway to my lips, but it stopped at that last word. "Nellie's a
virgin?
"
Danielle threw a tiny chunk of salmon at me, which I caught in my mouth. "Let me finish. So, that gets her the talk about, you know, finding the right guy to have her first time with, using protection, all that stuff, and she... asks me for a huge,
huge
favor."
"Don't tell me," I said, having swallowed the bit of ballistic salmon. "She wants to borrow me?"
Danielle nodded, and held her glass out for me to fill. I filled it a quarter of the way up, but at a silent glance from her, kept going until there was more wine in the glass than there wasn't. "Yes," she said, already beginning to empty the glass.
"Did she say why?" I asked.
"Well, she's always had a bit of a crush on you," Danielle said.
My eyebrows rose. "Seriously?"
Her brow knotted in confusion. "You didn't notice?"
"No. Should I have?"
"She was hardly subtle about it.
Anyway,
she says she really wants her first time to be with someone like you." The last of the wine vanished down her throat. "I can
not
believe I just said
any
of that."
"The feeling's mutual," I said. "So... you want me to take your cousin's virginity."
Dani sighed into her empty glass. "This is weird, isn't it?"
"Just a bit."
"It's just – she's like the sister I never had, and I want her to be happy," Danielle said. She tipped her wine glass back again, hoping that more would materialize, but was disappointed.
"I'm still having a hard time believing she's a virgin," I said. "I mean, come on, with a body like that? All the boys at school were probably drooling after her."
"She went to an all-girl's school," Danielle explained. Then, her eyes widened and glittered as she parsed the last thing I had said. "You
have
been checking her out."
"Hey, you just asked me to have sex with your cousin, I think I get the opportunity to speak my mind," I said. "And my mind says that your cousin is smoking hot."
"So you'll do it?"
I paused, drumming my fingers on the table. "What's the catch? This is too good for there not to be a catch."
Dani rolled her eyes. "There isn't a catch, Derek."
"You might as well have just said 'yes, there's a really big catch'."
"You just have to fuck Nellie and make sure she has a good time," Danielle said. "No catches, no weirdness, and I won't be mad."
"Dani, this is
big,
" I said, more than a little concerned. "I know you think it's alright now, but what if you change your mind afterwards? What if it, I don't know, ruins your relationship with Nellie?"
"It won't," Dani said, certain of herself. "Derek, you remember how you lost your virginity?"
"Of course I do," I said. "You never forget your first time."
"My first time was in high school. It was two minutes of clumsy humping in the back of an old Volkswagen that smelled like wet socks," Dani said bitterly. "You said it yourself, Nellie is going to get a
lot
of attention from a lot of boys who couldn't even point out a clitoris on a chart. I want her first time to be memorable, and not because it was bad."
"So, me."
"So, you. As I said, she thinks you're the hottest thing since the invention of the toaster, and if you can give her good memories
and
experience, she won't be going to college completely blind." Her voice was ironclad, but her eyes were uncertain. "Derek, you don't have to say yes. If you don't want to, I won't hold it against you, and neither will she. We can all pretend that this conversation never happened. But it would mean the
world
to Nellie, and to me." Her eyes were pleading.
I thought about it. "You're sure you won't change your mind and resent us for it?"
"I'm sure."
"Her parents aren't going to know?"
"
Fuck
no, of course not."
I bit my lip, mulling the situation over.
It was true that Nellie was hot as hell. She'd always struck me as one of those girls who were very self-conscious about being pretty, who saw her own beauty as a curse and hated getting attention for it. She never really looked me in the eye, and on those occasions when I caught her staring at me, she would quickly make excuses to leave the room. Now that I knew she had a crush on me, that sort of explained her behavior...
I put myself in her shoes, and realized that Danielle was right. If I did this with Nellie, it would be a memory that stayed with her for the rest of her life. It would demystify sex for her, maybe even boost her confidence. How could I possibly say no?
I nodded. "Alright," I said, making a brilliant smile cross Danielle's lips. "I'll do it. For you."
Danielle's smile turned wicked. "Don't act like you're only doing this out of the goodness of your heart, you just want to fuck my cousin."
"That is
extremely
true," I admitted. "Come on, have you
seen
her tits?"
"Only girl in her class who wears an F cup," Danielle said.
"Get out of town," I said, eyes wide. "God, when can she come over?"
"I'll talk to her about it," Danielle said, standing up. "Right now though, I think we could both use some exercise to work off that salmon..."