Author's Note:
This is a stand-alone story that is part of a larger series about the titular character, Nellie. Each story that follows can be read on its own or together, in any particular order, though they will be posted in chronological order. The stories may fall under different categories, but all will tell tales of Nellie's various adventures.
In this adventure, Nellie decides it's time to get a tattoo, though there's just one problem: she has no idea what she wants. Luckily, her experienced tattoo artist knows just what she needs. This story follows the events of Nellie & The Diamond Gala.
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"Okay, can you just repeat the plan for me? One more time?"
"I'm getting a tattoo."
"You're getting a tattoo."
"Yep."
"You want it on your shoulder."
"Mm-hmm."
"And that's the extent of what you know you want."
"Yep."
"Because as long as it's visible, it doesn't matter what it looks like, since it's just to piss off your dad."
I rolled my eyes at Sydney. "You seem to have a pretty good understanding of the plan, for someone who just asked me to repeat it. And it's not
just
to piss off my dad. That's a happy side effect. I've always wanted a tattoo."
"People who have always wanted tattoos usually have an idea of what they want to get before just waltzing into a tattoo shop!"
"Maybe I'll see something I like."
"It's a tattoo, not a fucking T-shirt at the mall!" She put her hand on the portfolio of flash tattoos I was looking at, while we waited for the tattoo artist to come to the front. "Nellie, come on. This is crazy, even for you."
"Since when are you the mature voice of reason?" I asked, frowning at her. "Next it's going to be that I need to eat more vegetables, and then you're going to tell me I should go to therapy instead of working my issues out by sleeping around with people, aren't you?"
"It's not a half-bad idea," she said. "You are literally fucking your former professor. Like, I get it, that's hot, but Nellβ"
"Ben is a
psychology
professor," I interrupted. "That's practically free therapy right there. Plus, I get laid. Win-win."
Sydney studied me for a moment, before shaking her head and laughing. "Okay, look, as long as you recognize that what you're doing isn't, you know..."
"Normal?"
"Yeah, sure." She wrapped an arm around my shoulder. "You're my best friend. I just want to make sure you're okay."
"I'm okay." I smiled at her. "Even Ben thinks so. He told me I was just a typical young woman with some underlying issues stemming from my dad's somewhat-sociopathic nature, and that exploring my sexuality was a normal, healthy thing to do."
"Right," Sydney said. "And then he fucked you for how long?"
"Well, he ate me out first and I came, like, three times. He really, really loves that, and I mean, who am I to stop him?"
She howled with laughter and I grinned.
"Syd, I promise. I'm fine. I'm not getting a tattoo just to piss my dad off, I actually want one. And I'm not sleeping with Ben to work out daddy issues of some sort, he's just really good in bed."
"And you're not even entertaining the option of getting into a relationship with J.P. because your dad approves of him, and you can't bring yourself to do anything your dad approves of, even though you clearly like J.P. andβ"
"Don't." I held up a hand. "I don't like J.P. He's a complete bastard. He just also happens to be an exceptionally good fuck."
"I've never met him and even I think that's bullshit," Sydney replied.
"I don't want to talk about it."
She put her arm back around my shoulder in another half-hug. "Okay. I'll drop it, for now. Any of these look like something you want to be drawn permanently on your body for the rest of your life?"
"I kind of like this bearded merman playing the ukulele," I admitted, pointing at a drawing on the page.
"You've got to be fucking kidding me."
I was nearly crying with laughter when a man came out of the back. Through my laughter, I took in the sight of him. He wasn't quite good-looking, with a relatively average face and a hooked nose. At the same time, he was one of the most attractive men I'd ever seen. His face might have been average, but his eyes were intense and focused. Long brown hair was tied back in a ponytail, showing off tattoos that crept up his neck, and aside from a piercing through his eyebrow, his face was marred only by the short scruff on his cheeks. He just seemed so comfortable in his own skin that I couldn't really help being pulled in.
He watched me and Sydney giggle for a moment, patiently bemused as we tried to collect ourselves.
"Let me guess," he said flatly, though there was a touch of humour in his voice. "You're here to get your ears pierced."
"Close," I said. "I was thinking nipples."
He shrugged. "Sure, we can do that. Left, right, or both?"
"Wait, really?" Sydney asked. "And also, ouch."
"It's not so bad, actually," he said. "It's a pretty straightforward piercing. Takes a while to heal though, and you
cannot
fuck with them while they're healing."
"Wait, you can't fuck at all?" I gasped, horrified.
The corner of his mouth twitched. "I mean you can't play with the piercings while they're healing. Can take anywhere from six to twelve months. You can, uh... well, it's not a genital piercing."
I scrunched up my nose. "Well, fuck that. I don't want my tits out of commission for a year."
He nodded, chuckling dryly. "Okay, so you're not here for your ears, you don't want your nipples pierced... so how can I help you?"
"Oh, right. I'm Nellie. I have an appointment to get a tattoo."
"Sweet. I'm Damon, and I have an appointment to give you a tattoo." He looked down at the portfolio in front of me. "This the one you're thinking of?"
Sydney groaned. "No, Nellie. Don't get that. How about this one?"
I scoffed. "Do I really look like an 'infinity-symbol-with-a-heart-in-it' type of girl to you?"
"Fine, what about this one?"
She pointed at a maple leaf that, while pretty, was kind of boring. I shrugged and flipped the page of the portfolio I held, pausing for a moment.
"Oh, this is kind of awesome," I said softly.
"You want a... a tree?" Sydney asked.
"I mean, it's a really cool tree. I like how leaves kind of fade away." I shrugged and flipped the page. "It's a contender."
"So we're doing a flash tattoo," Damon said, interrupting our discussion. "Well, the stuff in that binder is pretty standard. Couple of pin-ups, anchors... uh, birds and shit. Arrows."
"Basic bitch stuff," I said, grinning.
"That what you're looking for?"
"Not really, but not... not-really, either."
"All right." He leaned across the desk to pick up one of the other books, the slightest hint of a woodsy cologne wafting past. "Well, let's narrow it down. We can look for something that works with your style already. What other tattoos do you have?"
"Uh... none."
Damon raised his eyebrows, though his voice remained fairly steady. "So you're getting a flash tattoo for your first tattoo, you don't really know what you want, and your current contenders are a bearded merman and a tree."
I grinned. "Yep."
He shrugged. "Look, I'm not going to try to talk you out of this because that would be stupid from a business perspective. But I also don't want you storming back into my shop a year down the road, bitching that I gave you a shitty tattoo. You sure youβ"
"See, even he thinks this is ridiculous!" Sydney said.
"Nah, I didn't say that," Damon said. "But I've definitely done more than one cover-up on an impulse decision some chick made when she was eighteen."
"Oh, that won't be a problem," I said. "I'm twenty-one."
I thought Damon might laugh but he didn't, though he did smile. "All right, well, I said my piece. You want a tattoo, you're getting a tattoo. You have an idea of where you want it?"
"Kind of on my shoulder." I motioned to a spot on my back over my T-shirt. "About here."
"And how big?"
I shrugged. "Whatever looks good."
"Any... I dunno, hobbies? Interests? Inspirations?"
"Um... well, I like true crime and stuff. I want to be a forensic investigator." I pursed my lips. "But that would be a weird tattoo."
"What about sports?"
I shrugged. "Yeah, I mean I obviously like hockey, but not, like... I dunno. I don't want a hockey stick on my back. I played volleyball for years but I don't want a volleyball."
"She has a lot of sex," Sydney suggested, her voice unhelpfully innocent.
It didn't seem like much would shock Damon. I would have thought he'd react a little to a statement like that, but he really just glanced at Sydney before looking back at me. I shrugged and tilted my head.
"I mean, she's not wrong," I said. "But I'm not getting, like, a dick tattooed on my shoulder. Maybe something more subtle?"
"Of course, more subtle." Damon's voice was completely deadpan. "What about a dick, but it's hidden in the tree or something?"
I grinned. I knew it: there was a sense of humour under the serious, calm demeanour. "Or that infinity symbol, but instead of a heart, it's a dick!"
Damon chuckled softly. It was a warm sound, deep and throaty, probably his version of keeling over with laughter.
"Interesting thought, but why don't we steer away from the infinity dick and pick something a little more... not a dick." He thought for a moment. "We don't want basic bitch stuff but liked the tree... I kind of have an idea. Are you dead set on doing it on your shoulder?"
I shrugged. "What do you have in mind?"
"It's not in one of the books. Just something I've been messing around with, but it would look better... well, lemme grab it and show you. It's a little less hilarious and a little more serious, but I think you'll like it."
He was right. The drawing he grabbed from the back and handed me a few minutes later wasn't hilarious like the merman or basic like the infinity heart. It wasn't like anything I'd flipped through in the books, or anything I'd pointed out to Damon as something I'd be interested in. Yet somehow, it was perfect, and he'd known it would be perfect.