John is a big, fat, drunk, lardo. He likes nothing better than watching porn, jerking off and getting high as a kite on pot to improve the experience. He's currently walking home along the canal by his local pub and thinking about the five fingered delights that await him at home.
He goes under a wide bridge and hears the giggling of girls. He's come this route many times and knows there's a bench on the other side of the bridge. John's head has cleared a bit by this time and he needs a piss. So he stops under the bridge and takes a leak. While he's there he listens to the girls.
John soon realises that there are two girls one call Jane and the other Anne. Anne had a date the previous night with some lad called Jake. They'd gone to the pictures and finished the evening drinking cider in a quiet spot in the park. The conversation stalls here for a long time as this was the point, in the story, where Anne and Jake got physical. Anne describes how Jake started to stroke her hair and as the cider was finished she lay down on the grass and used his lap as a pillow. The hair stroking had continued, but slowly Jake had started to move south with one hand, while his other hand gently massaged her knee.
"Oh god! " said Anne. "His hands were slowly coming up to meet each other. I sort of just reacted when his hands went to between my legs and on my breast at the same time."
"Shit Anne, what did you do? How did it feel?"
"I didn't want an accident. I like Jake too much to hurt him. I just sort a put my hands lightly on each of his and that was enough to stop him. God! Jane, it felt so good. His large warm hands just stayed there warming my skin and gently tracing the outline of my nipple"
At this John realised the best bit was over. He finished his piss lit a joint and walked from under the bridge to join the party.
John saw the two girls turn and look at him. They're startled and a little scared of this strange man.
This is a revelation, to John. His first chance to see the girls. He's not disappointed as both are 18, young and pretty. The nearest is a brunette, who's standing and just about to make a gesture with here hand as John emerged. John assumes this is Anne. The blonde girl sitting on a short wall must be Jane. They are both wearing white blouses and pleated black skirts, as if they'd just left school for the day. The girls have stunning bodies with long legs, firm large breasts and shoulder length curly hair. Every man's deepest darkest fantasy and certainly Johns.
He looks at the girls in horror, then the joint, then back to the girls. A look of pure panic sweeps his face.
"Jesus fucking Christ where did you come from" he says. "I, I. Look err you girls. You girls you cant say you saw me with this. Oh God!" John begins pacing back and forward alternately looking up at the sky, the joint and the girls. Lets face it he's really hamming it up, but the girls are falling for it.
"Hay! we don't want any trouble mister," says Anne. John sees the cogs start to whirl in her head, he even thought he could hear them. "So What's that! You've got in your hand then." John plays along.
"Err! Oh err just a cigarette." He starts to walk slowly on and Jane's the first to twig.
"Gis a drag on your joint mate."
John turns. His head looks up to the heavens, like he's just been stopped by customs, with drugs stashed in his bag. His head comes down slowly, turns and looks Jane right between the eyes.
"Oh and so how old are you." Jane look's down and to her left.
"19 ½ ." John now knows she's lying from the direction of her gaze, but the ½ just makes it too easy.
"Yeah sure." He still looks her straight in the eyes, but this time he smirked as he says it. He turns again. This time he only takes a single step before the truth comes from Anne behind him.
"OK! OK! Were 18" says Anne. "Give as a drag or well bust you in." John turn's and smiles directly at Anne.
"I hate sharing take one each," he throws them to the girls and then lights them up.
The girls have obviously smoked a good many joints before. They know how to hold them between and during drags. They know to hold the smoke in as long as possible, but most importantly they don't cough up the first two or three drags, because the pot's burning the back of their throats.
Within a few minutes they are all stoned and talking freely. In fact the girls wont shut up. John is soon introduced and then informed about their sixth form College, their favourite colour, band and male lead actor.
Seeing that he's reached a new level of trust he suggests they move off the canal and into the doorway of an old warehouse, a few yards from where they're standing. The girls see the sense in this and actually go further into the building than John had hoped. The building has no roof so it's not dark and the two girls now use discarded masonry as make shift chairs. The three sit in a circle smoking their joints, chatting about crap and even having a laugh about some common media driven memory they share.
John can not believe his luck. Here he is sitting round getting stoned with two gorgeous, young women, with short revealing pleated skirts, that were even now riding up their young sleek inviting thighs. Worst case scenario is he now has good 'jerking off' material for tonight, but no, he wants more. He will kick himself for the rest of his life if he doesn't try something with them.
Thirty years from now he could be some old man sitting in his urine soaked rain coat riding a bus for entertainment on a bleak rain soaked November afternoon. For no apparent reason his fellow passengers would hear him say "SHIT" and only he would know that it was the lament for this missed fuck. Still driving him crazy after thirty years, like the missed fucks twenty years ago do know. That thought now drives John on.
John look's across at Jane. She has started to wilt. It is becoming obvious that he has before him the two definitive types of pot smokers. As Jane is getting more and more 'monged', by the pot, her head is getting heavier and heavier. Very soon she will have to lie down where ever she can. Anne on the other hand is a talker. He knows he could probably ask her anything right now, no matter how personal and Anne would tell him, not thinking a thing of it.
A few minutes later Anne is still chatting on about the latest soap on TV and the joints are all but gone. Jane slides down the wall she's on, until she's lying flat on the floor. Its long since reverted to grass so is not too uncomfortable. John looks at Jane and enjoys what he sees. Her skirt is now up round her waist, her white silk knickers plainly in view, as is the outline of her young sex. She's still awake and knows what's going on, but now she's just an observer until the drugs where off.
Anne look's down at here friend and is not shocked.
"She's lasted longer than usual today." They both smile at the shared joke. "So Anne do you have a boy friend." He knows full well the answer, but wants to get the subject on to sex a.s.a.p. "Yea he's great. He's a year older than me and has his own car." He knows this was supposed to impressed him, so play's along. "That's great, but does he like you?," John asks. She looks puzzled. "We've bin going out for WEEKS!," says Anne "Yes, but does he like you"? "Yes I think so. Why do you ask? What's it to you?" It's obvious Anne's threatened by these questions. John pick's up on this at once. "Oh nothing I was just wondering. So, if you know he likes you, then the two of you must have had sex. "