John is a big, fat, drunk, lardo. He likes nothing better than watching porn, jerking off and getting high as a kite on pot to improve the experience. He's currently walking home along the canal by his local pub and thinking about the five fingered delights that await him at home.
He goes under a wide bridge and hears the giggling of girls. He's come this route many times and knows there's a bench on the other side of the bridge. John's head has cleared a bit by this time and he needs a piss. So he stops under the bridge and takes a leak. While he's there he listens to the girls.
John soon realises that there are two girls one call Jane and the other Anne. Anne had a date the previous night with some lad called Jake. They'd gone to the pictures and finished the evening drinking cider in a quiet spot in the park. The conversation stalls here for a long time as this was the point, in the story, where Anne and Jake got physical. Anne describes how Jake started to stroke her hair and as the cider was finished she lay down on the grass and used his lap as a pillow. The hair stroking had continued, but slowly Jake had started to move south with one hand, while his other hand gently massaged her knee.
"Oh god! " said Anne. "His hands were slowly coming up to meet each other. I sort of just reacted when his hands went to between my legs and on my breast at the same time."
"Shit Anne, what did you do? How did it feel?"
"I didn't want an accident. I like Jake too much to hurt him. I just sort a put my hands lightly on each of his and that was enough to stop him. God! Jane, it felt so good. His large warm hands just stayed there warming my skin and gently tracing the outline of my nipple"
At this John realised the best bit was over. He finished his piss lit a joint and walked from under the bridge to join the party.
John saw the two girls turn and look at him. They're startled and a little scared of this strange man.
This is a revelation, to John. His first chance to see the girls. He's not disappointed as both are 18, young and pretty. The nearest is a brunette, who's standing and just about to make a gesture with here hand as John emerged. John assumes this is Anne. The blonde girl sitting on a short wall must be Jane. They are both wearing white blouses and pleated black skirts, as if they'd just left school for the day. The girls have stunning bodies with long legs, firm large breasts and shoulder length curly hair. Every man's deepest darkest fantasy and certainly Johns.
He looks at the girls in horror, then the joint, then back to the girls. A look of pure panic sweeps his face.
"Jesus fucking Christ where did you come from" he says. "I, I. Look err you girls. You girls you cant say you saw me with this. Oh God!" John begins pacing back and forward alternately looking up at the sky, the joint and the girls. Lets face it he's really hamming it up, but the girls are falling for it.
"Hay! we don't want any trouble mister," says Anne. John sees the cogs start to whirl in her head, he even thought he could hear them. "So What's that! You've got in your hand then." John plays along.
"Err! Oh err just a cigarette." He starts to walk slowly on and Jane's the first to twig.
"Gis a drag on your joint mate."
John turns. His head looks up to the heavens, like he's just been stopped by customs, with drugs stashed in his bag. His head comes down slowly, turns and looks Jane right between the eyes.
"Oh and so how old are you." Jane look's down and to her left.
"19 ½ ." John now knows she's lying from the direction of her gaze, but the ½ just makes it too easy.
"Yeah sure." He still looks her straight in the eyes, but this time he smirked as he says it. He turns again. This time he only takes a single step before the truth comes from Anne behind him.
"OK! OK! Were 18" says Anne. "Give as a drag or well bust you in." John turn's and smiles directly at Anne.