I've had criticisms about the character having 46 DDDs, and being a cow. Guess what, I AM a 46 DDD. Thank you for the compliment.
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Further tales of me and Eli.
It must have been about 6 am when we heard pounding on the door. Eli had had enough of a presence of mind to lock the bedroom door when he slipped into bed last night. I was suddenly glad. I was on my hands and knees with tears pouring down my face as Eli pounded from me behind. My tears were of ecstasy, it felt so good. He'd told me he knew of a technique that hit that g-spot deep within me. He stopped moving as he answered the kids through the door. "Yes, honey?"
"Daddy, can we watch tv?" came the little voice of his young daughter. I groaned, knowing where this was going. "Are you hurting Katie." I buried my face in the pillow under my elbows and stifled a laugh.
"Yes, honey, go ahead and watch television. No, I'm not hurting Katie. She's just fine."
"What are you doing?" the voice insisted.
"Something you'll understand when you're older," he replied. "And hopefully married," he muttered under his breath.