"Great. What a great holiday I'll be having," I muttered to myself as I boarded the ferry. Dad had just got together with a new girlfriend (his sixth after the divorce) and he must be really into this one, because he took the trouble to ship me off to our "country bumpkin" relatives for my one-week fall break.
I'm going on 20 this year, just getting to my final year in college. Not the best age for anyone, I assure you, especially for a guy who's living with his dad and always "in the way" when there's a new girl to bring home to screw.
Oh, I knew what he was up to. Hey, I've been reading his girlie magazines and stuff since I was 14 and once, I happened to come home early and walked in oin Dad and his girlfriend (number 4, was it, or maybe it was number 3?).
I skipped my late afternoon class for the day because I was bored and because I knew the lecturer wouldn't notice, made my way back to the flat, all prepared to continue my online game... and was stunned to see a very naked girl lying on the sofa in the living room, her legs spread wide. She didn't look much older than I was (Dad liked them young and petite), had a great bod, and a pretty, shaved beaver that was gaping almost as wide as my mouth was when I saw her.
Don't ask me where he finds them. Dad just somehow manages to find girlfriends who fit the caricatures you see drawn on the toilet walls. This one was no different -- huge jugs which, from her tanlines, looked very much like they had trouble staying covered. The white triangle around her pussy was even smaller, making me wonder if they really did make bikinis that small.
She was blindfolded, so she didn't know it was me when I walked in. Dad came into the living room just a few moments later and caught me staring at his girlfriend's naked body, glared at me, then put his finger to his lips. His other hand waved me away. It was a clear gesture for me to quietly get lost. I did so only after I gestured back that I should be paid for that 'favour'... which brought me another glare, but also four $50 notes that were hastily grabbed from his wallet. I left the flat, closing the door quietly behind me, but not before seeing the girl slide her finger into her wet cleft while she cooed Dad's name.
Fucking hell. Dad was getting more pussy than I was. Not that I was a virgin, of course. I just didn't have my own place, a car or the big bucks to make it with every hot girl I met on campus. Yeah, for what he was worth, Dad was real tight when it came to my allowance. "Thrift builds character," he said each time I complained about how he didn't give me enough money to live on. Right, Dad. Sounds more to me like you're refusing to admit you're a tightwad.
Worst part was, I was more than ready to move out and get my own place, but Dad would have none of it. "Don't think I don't know what you'd be up to if you were out there on your own, Chuck," he said to me once. "I'm not paying for you to party, and you're not getting your own place, at least, not till you're 21." No amount of pestering would change his mind too. The only concession he would make was "I'll consider it when you show some responsibility." He refused to define what he meant by me "showing responsibility", and only said that he "would know it when (he) saw it". Fuck.
Given those sorts of limits, I made do with what I could get, which was mostly what I'd call "girls with potential". Too bad the hot sluts were really available only to the highest bidders. I only managed to fuck two of the more bookish ones, although that second one was really a surprise package. She wore her hair straight and plain, but she was a wildcat in bed alright, right down to the way she wiggled her ass while I was bucking on top of her. That went on for quite a bit, and to be honest, I think I kind of became fond of her and her tiny little off-campus apartment, which was the scene of many of our epic sexual trysts. Then her parents had to move to another city and wanted her to go along with them.
I've never been a strong believer in long distance relationships, but Honey was really someone I think I would've considered having one with, if not for her insistence that we end it. It sucked big time not only because she was great in bed... for weeks afterwards I couldn't even masturbate to her memory because it was too painful. Was that was love was supposed to be? I don't know the answer to that one. All I know is that I occasionally think of her still... and get a boner when I do. Damn, my life is really fucked up.
Now I'm on the way to a small island far away from the apartment I call home, just because Dad wants some "quality time" with his latest piece of ass. OK, it wouldn't be the first time I visited the damned place - I was there what, some 10 years ago or something like that - but still... who do you know looks forward to an entire week without the Net? I can hardly remember the farm, or my aunt and uncle who live there, never mind what it looked like. All I know is that it's a small place and that it hadn't changed much since I was last there.
Naturally, my mood was foul by the time the ferry docked at the little pier. As I got my stuff together and stepped out, my nostrils were assailed by a pungent mix of rotting seafood, chickens, ducks, pigs and all manner of shit. I almost choked on my first breath of island air. What a rotten trick to pull, Dad.
I looked across the pier and saw a couple I did not recognise, holding up a ratty cardboard with my name on it. They didn't look like gentlemen farmers in the least, their clothes were more Walmart than they were Gap, so I knew I was in for a rough weekend. Aunty Lucy was Dad's step-cousin, and like him, she was tall and thin. Her husband was a brown, wizened little guy who seemed much smaller than I remembered. He sported a mustache that seemed too big for his face, which was always red from his usual diet of beer and more beer.
Remembering my manners, I changed my scowl to a half-grin, hoping that they wouldn't notice my black mood. I raised my hand with the carton of beer and Uncle Larry's smile broadened. There was nothing in Larry's world that couldn't be solved with beer, and if there were any, they could certainly be solved with more beer. At least, that was what Dad said to me while he handed me the beer. I wondered how it was Aunty Lucy put up with him all these years. Bad enough that she got knocked up by him while she was a teen, but sticking by him through the shitty years in a shitty house, just for the sake of their ratty little daughter... man, that takes the patience of a saint.
Just as I thought of her, a tall young woman stepped up and grabbed me. "Cousin Charlie!" she squealed in my ear, and I was slightly taken aback. The girl was about my height, brown all over and real pretty, and it took a couple of seconds for me to realise that little May had grown up. Boy, had she grown up.
She was no longer the little shrimp who liked to rat on me (some things you don't forget). May had become quite the looker... what guys at college would call an 'angel face' because she looked just like one. Her features were delicate, her large brown eyes, cute nose and small, pouty mouth framed by a head of short, black hair which she wore loose. Her eyes sparkled and looked just as mischievous as they did when I last saw her, and her grin was the same, but everything else was, well, better.
For someone who lived on a farm, she wasn't large or big-boned... in fact, her shoulders were quite narrow, her arms toned but not too muscular. Those arms lifted me up off the ground in a bear hug, before setting me down. "Let's take a look at you cuz!" she giggled as she pulled away, leaving my nose hungering for more of her earthy, musky aroma. May smelt like a woman should, that was for sure.
I took the chance to look at her too -- she wasn't very stacked in the top half, but it didn't matter. I don't have a breast fixation like Dad does, and besides, May had all the bumps and curves in all the right places. Plus,I happened to touch her ass when I wrapped my arms around her waist in response to her hug... that part was great -- perky, round and muscular.
"Coming, cuz? Or are you getting ready to go back?" She smiled as she picked up her dad's carton of beer easily, turned and walked off towards her parents. As I followed behind her, I caught whiffs of her intoxicating scent that perked my willy up no end. It was enough to give me a hard-on, and I was thankful once again that I was wearing briefs instead of going commando like I normally do.