It was Saturday, and I was doing my shopping in the late morning. Experience had taught me that this was the best time to get it done because Sunday was when all the church folk did their shopping. Also, Saturday was when the stores got a lot of their fresh inventory.
I had just finished up at Aldi, so now I was at Walmart to get my bulk items. The huge packs of toilet paper were high on my list. After maneuvering my way around an incredibly overweight woman on an electric scooter, I turned into the aisle that I needed. I had just grabbed the biggest pack of Angel Soft when I heard a slightly familiar voice.
"John? Is that you?"
I turned around to see a pretty young woman with glasses pushing a shopping cart. She had dark brown hair that was tied up in a loose bun. Overall, she looked pretty good, but the moneymaker was the large, heart-shaped buttocks that she had been blessed with. For months, I had mentally referred to her as "Betty Big Booty", but her real name was...
"Amy!" I said. "How are you?"
"I'm good!" Amy said with a chuckle. "For a second, I thought I had the wrong guy. How are you?"
"I'm okay," I told her. "I'm just getting some shopping done so that I can get some shopping done. Going to go home and watch some football."
"That's probably what my husband is doing. One of his friends came over with his kids for a play date, but they're probably drinking beer in front of the TV while the kids tear the house apart."
"What team does he like?"
"He's a Vols fan; that's his alma mater."
"I'm a Bulldog alumnus," I told her.
"By the way, I didn't see you this morning out on the trail."
Usually, I woke up before dawn every Saturday to go for a job. Unfortunately, the night before, I had stayed up late watching a Dark Knight Trilogy marathon with some friends. I told Amy that I had intended to make it up on Sunday morning.
"I wish I could join you," Amy said. "I really missed you this morning. Sunday morning is pretty much my day to set up for the rest of the week."
"Well, I'll be back on my Saturdays next week," I told her. "Anyways, I should probably knock this shopping out."
"Want some company? I bet we could help each other out by knocking out our shopping lists together."
"Sure."
Believe me, I didn't want to say that. Well, the decent and ethical side of me didn't want to say that. I guess I didn't want to hurt her feelings.
Amy lived in my neighborhood with her husband and two kids. Despite having lived close to her for years, we'd only started talking to each other a week ago. Before formally meeting her, our interactions were limited to me admiring her exceptional ass from afar while commuting around the neighborhood.
While part of me was glad to have turned an acquaintance into a new friend, another part was wary of her intentions. During our first conversation, she had engaged in some light flirting. I chose to act oblivious, but now my suspicions were being solidified.
As we traveled from aisle to aisle, talking innocently, she threw a lot of body language my way. When I would help grab an item on her list, she'd squeeze my hand. While walking together, she'd giggle at everything I said and bat her eyes at me. At one point, she put her hand on mine as I pushed my cart.
Thankfully, we finished our respective shopping lists and proceeded towards the checkout lines. Even though the lines were extremely long, she didn't mind standing with me after she'd paid for her groceries. And of course, she asked me to walk her to her car.
"There's a Subway in the store," she reminded me as we loaded her groceries into her minivan. "Maybe next week we could grab some lunch together before we do our shopping?"
"Maybe," I said, inwardly cursing myself that I didn't have the balls to nip this little crush in the bud.
"Well, I'll see you around, neighbor."
Before I could react, Amy gave me a big hug and a small peck on the cheek. She then got into her van and waved at me as she drove off. I had officially entered dangerous waters.
The following Tuesday, I met up with some friends at Beef O'Brady's. Every Tuesday evening, the restaurant had a team trivia night competition, and seven of us met every week to have dinner and compete. Every member of our group had a different specialty: Greg and Amanda were good with sports, Joel and Susan knew history, Robert was great with TV shows, I was the movie guy, and Andre knew general pop culture.
Right now, our team was in the lead. Even though the prize was just each of us getting a coupon for $5 off of our respective total bills, we still tried to dominate. Right now, we were all discussing the latest trivia question when Andre nudged me.
"What's up, man?" I asked him.
"Do me a favor."
"Sure."
"Keep your eyes on me while we're talking and DON'T turn your head. Understand?"
"Yes."
"There's this white lady at the booth against the wall, the one wearing a yellow sweater. She keeps staring at you."
I tried to play it cool, picking up the dessert menu while I kept talking to Andre. "What does she look like?"
"Skinny, brunette, and she looks like a teacher," Andre told me. "You think she's checking you out?"
"Couldn't even tell you, man," I replied.
"You gonna go spit game?"
I heaved a sigh and said, "I don't even know. I'm going to go hit the bathroom real quick."
I actually did have to go, but, while I got up from my seat, I tried to catch a quick and surreptitious look at my admirer. Andre was right; she looked kind of bookish with her glasses and conservative style of dress. As I headed to the men's room, I couldn't help but feel that she looked very familiar.
Once inside of the bathroom, I walked up to one of the urinals and unzipped my pants. Unparalleled relief filled me as I bled my lizard. It's amazing how three lemonades could take their toll on you.
Even though I heard the door open behind me, I kept my eyes forward. It wasn't until I heard light, quick footsteps heading in my direction that I looked over my shoulder. My heart dropped into my stomach as I saw the brunette mystery woman marching towards me.
Nowhere close to done with my urination, I stopped my flow and tried to tuck my junk back into my pants. Unfortunately, the brunette got up behind me, pressed her body against my back, and grabbed my dick.
"I thought that was you," she purred into my ear. "It's good to see you again, John."
Although, I couldn't immediately recall her name, I knew exactly where'd we met before. Last year, a friend of mine had put me onto this app called Sizzle. The app was strictly for hooking up with random women. I had used it to satisfy my dream of having sex with as many White women as possible. I had decided to take a break after my sex life started cutting into other areas of my life.
"It's been a while," I said, still racking my brain for her real name. I seriously had slept with so many women that I wasn't really able to recall them all. "I've been off the app for a long time."
"I noticed," she said. "I've had a few lovers in the past year, but none of them were as attentive as you, my dear."
She had a very soothing voice, and I felt somewhat at peace, despite her holding my pecker while I was standing at the urinal in a public men's restroom. Her identity was on the tip of my tongue. She wasn't a teacher or librarian, as Andre had guessed. She was some kind of businesswoman. I was so close to remembering her name.
"Mmmm, it feels so good to hold you in my hands again," she said as she squeezed my penis. "Have you finished urinating?"
"Just about," I answered.
"Good, because I want you to go pay your bill, and then meet me outside so that we can go back to my house."
I was obviously in no position to refuse her, so that's exactly what I did, though I had to first finish my business at the urinal. My friend insisted on holding my prick while I finished peeing and had even given it a little shake after I was done. After kissing my neck, she let me go and exited the bathroom. I zipped up, washed my hands, and exited a few minutes later. I was thankful that no one had seemed to notice our exchange.
After slapping a $20 bill onto the table, I bade my friends a good night. I casually exited the restaurant and found my lady friend waiting for me by the door. Now that we were outdoors, I was able to look at her fully without restriction or subterfuge. She was a slim, bespectacled woman in her late forties with shoulder-length brown hair. She was wearing a canary-yellow cardigan, a navy-blue pencil skirt, and penny loafers.
She insisted that she drive us; she didn't want me parking my car in her driveway and arousing the suspicions of her family and neighbors. I got into the passenger seat of her Toyota Camry. We were about to drive away when she started freaking out about not being able to find her phone. Thankfully, she was able to find it in her purse.
"Whew! Wanda, you're giving yourself a heart attack," she said to herself.
Wanda! Now it all came back to me. As she turned the ignition, the memories of our previous encounters came back to me. Just as I was fixated mostly on White women, Wanda was an aficionada of Black men. I even remembered her saying to me in the past, "My name is Wanda, and I want to worship your anaconda."
Admittedly, I didn't have an anaconda. My shaft was five inches long when erect, but as far as Wanda was concerned, I was Mandingo. I was roused out of my reverie by a strange feeling in my crotch. I looked down to see Wanda's hand cupping my lap. She was smiling while keeping her eyes on the road.
"So, what have you been up to since the last time we saw each other?" I asked her.