Hey, man, how's it hanging? Found a bit of down time trying to QA that shootan game, did you? Well, since you were kind enough to share that time you got nookie in the bathroom, it's only right that I tell you 'bout what I was getting into before my duties called me away from our lunch on Skype. Really, after hearing your tale of how you and your girl joined the Mile High Club, I feel I owe you at least that much.
Now, concerning my own sexual experiences, I've always had huge fantasies about a certain girl (let's call her... Vivian) since the first time we met at UCLA. If memory serves, she had quite a robust chest, almost like she had two melons stuffed in her shirt. Feet to fire, I'd estimate it to be 40 inches, from what I saw. She was relatively full figured, too, but by no means was she out of shape. She was a baseball player for a long time and as such, was quite muscular, not to mention she had flowing red hair and was 5'10, just about my height.
I admired her from afar the whole time, and only when she surprised me from behind were the roots laid for our relationship when she uttered the words, "Your arms are looking kinda puny there. Maybe you'd like to get swole with me one day at the school gym?"
I didn't really know what to expect from her, man. When we got to the gym, she was in the exact same purple and green sweater I saw her in the first time we met. We spotted each other on the bench press, jogged on the treadmill and were sweaty as hell. By the time we hit the showers, and got ready to head off, Vivian waiting for her ride out front.
Wasn't until she pulled out her gold DS with the Triforce on the back that I saw something different about her. She lifted her pond scum green eyes towards me and asked, "Hey, wanna take me on in Pokemon? Been bodying filthy casuals all day, and I wanna see if you use something than a buncha legendaries I could easily sweep with my Magikarp."
From that day on, I discovered she was deep into the vidya, and in some respects even more than I was, in turn leading to us spending lots of time together discussing the finer points of why console players are mere peasants to the PC Master Race and why her taste in RPGs was shit (seriously, putting Chrono Cross above Xenogears? Pleb-tier logic).
As for how we hooked up, it was just after dinner at her friend's apartment in West Hollywood, when I decided to make my move. While we enjoyed the pepperoni pizza she ordered, I inched myself closer to her on the plush red couch, and started shooting the breeze with her about her day. Apparently, from what she told me between slices, her sister had just gotten a new poodle that she absolutely showered with gifts and affection. Knowing my opening presented itself, I asked if we could go visit it at their place downtown, my heart beating like a war drum the entire time I sat next to her on the Metro subway and buses.
We greeted the dog as soon as we get there and played fetch with it for a spell until her sister, Polina, decided to take it along for a trip to Manhattan Beach, telling Vivian, "If any degenerates come knocking, you know where I keep the guns, ok?"
As we relaxed on their plush leather sofa we watched American History X on her theatre-esque big screen, one of us suggesting that we play two person truth or dare β the same game we played when we met up after my art history class. She consented, and right away, we were in the living room asking questions like, 'When did you lose your virginity', 'How was he', 'where's the craziest place you've ever made whoopee' etc. Embarrassing questions, really, but she was so charming, I didn't mind spilling the beans on what little experience I had.
A few shots of Jack Daniels later, they turned to each other, each of usβafter ensuring we were alone, of course, before asking things like, 'How big is your cock', 'How tight is your pussy', and other super pointed inquiries. Each one inched closer and closer to dares, and I was the first to make a dare after some more risquΓ© ones began flying out. I knew I was locked in when her first dare was, 'Take 'em out.'
I was frozen in place, each staring at the blush on the other's face until she grinned and said, "You know, if you're scared, just forget what we're discussing. It's not you have to keep your word, right?"
Those words made me so pissed that I ripped off of my leather belt, slipped off my jeans and popped off my heart boxers, throwing each at her face as I screamed, "You really think I'm that chicken?! Does this look like someone who can't keep his word?!"
From that point on, each dare kept escalating and escalating, clothes thrown about the living room until eventually, we were both naked, and she, probably in a fit of hormone fueled passion, dared me to eat her out. I gave her a stunned look, jaw slightly agape and eyes fixed open as I obliged. The air was chilling my parts while she pointed at her now exposed pelvis area and said, "Well c'mon, dude, are you a man of your word, or aren't you?" She sat on the edge of the couch and watched as my face drew closer to her then freshly shaved privates, my breaths tickling her most sensitive zones as my tongue trailed along her labia and swirled around her clit.
Immediately she shuddered as I slipped my ring and middle finger inside her and attacked her weak spot with measured vigor, writing out the alphabet with my tongue, her clit the parchment for my quill and her hips starting themselves closer. As I worked my way down to z, I could hear her breathing grow ever sharper, her juices flowing with greater intensity. Her hands clutched upon my head and pushed me closer with more violence the more she lost control of reflexes. Suddenly, when she was the verge of a screaming O, I stopped and looked up at me, still smiling by her gushing pussy. With one last press on her weak spot, she let out a bellow as her body collapsed forwards into my waiting arms.
I remember her catching her breath and asking, "Man, Anon...when did you learn how to make a woman feel so good?" Saying nothing, I took her hand and lead her to the guest room while she lightly massaged my cock and balls to get me primed.