Sometimes old movies can be quite an inspiration. And shower scenes don't have to involve psychos. Lovers work far better in the script.
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My name is Lisa, and it has been a while. For sex, that is. At my age, sex seems to be rare. By sex, I mean with a lover, another person in the room, in my bed, between my legs, in my life. Vibrators and self-love don't count. I love my vibrators, and we know each other very well. They speak to me. Don't get me wrong. I find myself having very meaningful conversations with mine on a regular basis. The dialogue between us could be turned into a movie script:
Me: Hello, beautiful. How are you feeling tonight? Are you charged up for a wonderful time? I'm sooooo horny.
Vibian: (That's her name, my vibratror.) Finally!
Me: What? It hasn't been that long...
V: Where have you been? I'm always here at your beck and call, but you don't call, you don't write... What am I? Chopped liver? I just sit here in this underwear drawer gathering dust while you let my battery die.
Me: I'm sorry. I'll try to be more consistent, but, fuck, life intrudes sometimes. I know it's been a while, but I need you tonight. There's a certain itch down there that needs scratched. So let me just juice you up so you can juice me up...
OK, you get the picture. It's definitely B-grade movie material. Actually, more like C-grade, straight to video. Pretty stilted dialogue, cheesy, but when you need to cum, you're not thinking like Hemingway...
So. Sex. Vibrators have their place, but for my money, I miss real sex with a flesh-and-blood man. I've been married twice, screwed around a little between weddings. Nothing I'd like to get into here. So, what if one of my best friends is an inanimate, clit-sucking, mock-rose vibrator these days? And the other a G-spot, vibrating fake penis with 10 speed settings?
I long for more substance, but I take what I can get. And some nights, I moan a little, come a little, wet the sheets a little, but at the end of the night I only FEEL a little.
I want to feel a lot. My sex life needs more.
So let me tell you what happened! Time to dish...
This morning, I woke up with a start and looked at the clock. It was still early. My head felt foggy, a little out of sorts, and I realized I still had more than an hour before I needed to go to work, so I padded across the bedroom to the bathroom to pee but noticed a body-sized lump under the duvet on the other side of my king-sized bed. What the hell was that? After peeing, I peeked.
Nicholas Miller! My boss! Am I dreaming? How did he get there?
Better question: WHY is he there?
Nick hired me to work in his office, Miller Associates, as a clerk/ troubleshooter/ Girl (woman?) Friday. His office was a mess. He was terrible at, had no patience for, organizing his files, saving correspondence, billing his clients and returning phone calls. He was good at what he did, but the administrative side of his business was sadly neglected.
We met at our kid's T-ball games and got to know each other casually. I'm 58, widowed, and when I say kid, I mean grandkid. My daughter's son and Nick's daughter play for the same team. (It's T-ball, girls are allowed.) Talk about work eventually led to voicing his frustration with his office confusion, and I, being between jobs and available, offered to help out. The work was easy for an anal busybody like me, and I fit right in. Whipped that office into shape before he could say "Holy shit!," and he begged me to stay and maintain it, at least a few days a week, more if I wanted a full time job.
So, he's technically my boss. Though we are also good friends now. Those bleacher conversations evolved into more social interactions. He was divorced, twice, so we had dinner out maybe once a week, or a movie, play, maybe occasional drinks with dancing at the social club. But neither of us were looking for a partner so it stopped there, with never more than a good night peck and hug. Not that I wasn't willing, but I'm not the fast-moving type. I like to savor and prolong my opposite-sex relationships, as my few and far between ones seem to indicate. I have enough girlfriends to keep me busy.
But in the sex department, Vibian, my G-spot vibe, was still my best friend, along with her fraternal-twin, clit-sucking sister, Rose. And Nick's divorce was still fresh, so he didn't seem to be in any hurry, relationship-wise.
So why was he asleep in my bed now? Under my newly dry-cleaned duvet? Naked, or so it appeared from the quick glance under the covers. I needed to remember, quick, and it wasn't coming to me.
Think, Lisa, think.