I came home from work to be greeted by my wife, Hilary, in quite an animated state, for her. Hilary was usually fairly reserved, not emotionless or without a sense of humour, but conservative in her demeanour and behaviour, including the bedroom, which I have commented on before.
'You'll never guess what's happened?' Hilary greeted me excitedly as I walked through the door.
'No idea, you've won the lottery?' I quipped, trying to get my jacket off.
'What?' Hilary suddenly seemed confused, 'No, mum's having an affair, or rather she was having an affair until dad found out?' Hilary announced.
Fucking hell I thought! Probably looking very flushed and close to a heart attack, I composed myself just a tad.
'When did all this come to light?' I said, trying to be as nonchalant as I could be, but also needing to find out what the details were.
'Mum told me,' Hilary said, followed by, 'Are you alright darling, you look flushed?'
'I might have a cold coming on is all' I replied, the best I could think of under the circumstances.
'OK sweetie,' Hilary said and kissed me on the cheek, 'You do feel a bit warm' she said sympathetically. God! If only she knew.
'Don't get too close, just in case' I replied, as my hand slipped round to Hilary's bottom and felt its lovely firmness and shape.
Hilary paused for a moment, quite probably distracted by the attention her bottom was getting, 'Yes, so, mum told me what had happened.'
'What?' Now I was confused, but also slightly relieved. This wasn't the sort of dialogue that had me anywhere near being the central figure. 'Phew!' I thought. Then I continued 'Your mother told you she was having an affair?' It seemed a bit odd, 'So how did your dad find out, did she tell him?' Lots of missing pieces here I thought. Not the least of which was, was I in danger of being incriminated, but this seemed increasingly unlikely.
'For heaven's sake,' Hilary said abruptly, 'Stop interrupting and I'll tell you.'
I paused, feeling a bit more relieved by Hilary's reaction. I sat down at the breakfast bar, folded my arms on top of the surface, looked at Hilary and said, 'Go for it, from the top.'
Hilary sat down next to me.
'Mum was having an affair and dad found out,' Hilary said, as wide eyed as I had ever seen her.
'And......?' I sipped my coffee. This was going to be good.
'Mum had been seeing one of her friend's husbands. They had been having an affair for quite a few months apparently; and his wife, mum's friend Stacey, found out. Caught them at it actually!' Hilary was still slightly agog at all this, at least it appeared that way. Although, excited might also be another way.
'Soooo?' I was trying to get more details.
'Stacey went round to mum and dad's earlier today, saw dad and told him everything,' Hilary said.
'Who told you all this?' I was still a bit bemused.
'Mum did,' said Hilary.
'When?' I was still missing some information here.
'After her spanking,' said Hilary impatiently.
'Her spanking, from whom?' I was now totally flummoxed, but also amazed, the word 'spanking' was being freely used.
'From dad of course,' Hilary sounded like she was stating the obvious. It may have been obvious to her but for me, less so.
'Ok, indulge me, tell me from the start. What happened when you arrived at your parent's house this afternoon,' I braced myself.
'Yes, so I got to the house and let myself in. I could hear a noise coming from the front room, so I went to see what it was. I assumed it was the TV, but you'll never guess?' Hilary was getting excited again.
'Never guess what darling?' I was still none the wiser.
'As I pushed the door of the lounge open, I could see dad giving mum a spanking!' Hilary's expression was delightful. Absolute astonishment.
'So quite a surprise then?' I suggested in an understated way.
'Yes, it was, a major surprise. But, just between you and me, I was so fascinated by it that I watched for a little bit, it was so mesmerising. Mum having her knickers round her knees and dad giving her bottom a good seeing to. Mum was yelping and squirming and begging for dad to stop, 'No Donald no!' she kept saying, but he was really going for it,' Hilary recounted what she had seen.
'And you didn't know why at this point, I assume?' I asked.
'No, not at all. I stood, rooted to the spot, gawping at the scene. I can't remember how much time elapsed; I must have seen a dozen or so smacks to mum's bottom. I came to my senses and pushed the door fully open. I politely coughed to let them know I was standing there. Dad turned and saw me and told me to wait in the kitchen as mum was busy.'
'I'll say she was, could you hear it outside?' I asked.
'You could, but I stayed by the door and listened for a bit longer. It was absolutely fascinating' she confessed.
'How long did your dad continue?' I was intrigued.
'Dad gave mum quite a few more wallops on her bottom, then said to mum that he would finish her spanking later. He told her to compose herself as I was waiting in the kitchen. To which mum replied, 'Oh my god, she didn't see you spanking me?' to which dad replied, 'Yes she did, and you can tell her why!' and with that I scampered off to the kitchen and waited for mum.'
'I'm speechless. I thought your parents were very pleasant and very normal. I never expected to hear of anything like this. Do they normally do this kind of thing?' I enquired.
'Not that I'm aware of,' said Hilary. 'So anyway, mum came into the kitchen, rubbing her bottom, and looking very contrite I might add, which wasn't really surprising. I asked her how her bottom was, and she said sore. Then, without a pause, she turned round, lifted her dress, lowered her knickers, and asked me if her bottom was very red. I had to be honest and told her that it was.'
I could feel my penis bulging at the mere thought. My wife looking at her mum's spanked bottom. I'm surprised I didn't cum in my trousers.
Hilary continued, 'Mum then told me everything.'
'Which is?' she couldn't leave me hanging.
'Mum said that Stacey had caught her and Brian, Stacey's husband, right in the middle of doing it. They thought she was out all day, but she came home unexpectedly and caught them at it, in the lounge, on the floor of the lounge. Stacey was quick witted enough to whip her phone out and grab a few shots, of mum and Brian not only doing it, but trying to escape. You could clearly see them, both naked. Mum showed me the pictures that Stacey had sent her, to let her know she can prove everything.
'So presumably Stacey then told your dad?' I asked.
'Stacey came straight round and found dad was in. She told him, and showed him, everything.'
'This was earlier today?' I just wanted to make sure I was getting all the details right.
'Early this afternoon in fact. After Stacey had left, mum came home. Dad confronted mum with the pictures and what Stacey had said. Mum really had no choice but to admit it.' Hilary said.
'So, if you had arrived a shade earlier you wouldn't have seen a spanking but a row, or at least the 'Big Reveal'?'
'Yes, I suppose so. Fancy mum having an affair though?' Hilary seemed less disappointed and more enlightened.
'So, what happens to your mum and dad now?' I asked.
Hilary gave me a shrug, 'I don't know if they can work it out, it would be a shame after all these years. But the immediate future would appear to involve dad finishing off mum's spanking later this evening.'
'Has there been any spanking between them in the past, I don't mean recently necessarily, but years ago?' I was curious to know if there was some history to this, or whether it came unexpectedly.
'I didn't think anything of it at the time but in hindsight, dad may have spanked mum a few times. When Jo (Hilary's sister) and I were younger, occasionally we were told to play downstairs. We heard noises from upstairs but didn't know what it was. Maybe dad was spanking mum then, or maybe mum was spanking dad. I'd never really thought about it before,' Hilary seemed lost in thought.