This story is part of an ongoing series.
The chronological order of my stories is now listed in WifeWatchman's biography.
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This story contains graphic scenes, language and actions that might be extremely offensive to some people. These scenes, words and actions are used only for the literary purposes of this story. The author does not condone murder, racial language, violence, rape or violence against women, and any depictions of any of these in this story should not be construed as acceptance of the above.
Part 12 -
En Garde!
(continued)
"DEFEND YOURSELF, TROY!"
*WHANG!*
My instincts had cut in even before I'd heard the warning yell, and I was turning to intercept the crowbar blow with my own red crowbar. My attacker was in all black, with armor that was better than a basic motorcycle protection suit. My attacker was a woman; those large breasts could not be hidden.
*CLANG!* *WHANG!*
I parried the blows as everyone stopped to watch. I don't know if they'd figured it out yet, but it was the golden yellow crowbar that gave her away.
This was Troy vs. Troy... I was facing off against my own wife, Dr. Laura Fredricson, late of the Central Intelligence Agency, and one serious badass at the martial arts (not to be confused with the 'marital' arts, but I digress...).
*CLANG!* *WHANG!* *CLANG!*
This was the first time Laura and I had engaged in personal combat with crowbars, and she was holding nothing back. She came at me with a couple of strong crowbar blows, then went for martial arts kicks. I parried the blows and simply sidestepped the kicks, graciously not taking her down with the Aikido moves available to me.
The noise and chatter in the gym increased as the crowbar battle continued. Most of the Officers had gone back to the bleachers to sit and watch. And they were getting a great view of a great battle.
Laura feinted and then moved in with a blow. I did not react in time and only partially deflected the blow onto my arm. In the real world, that would've hurt. In this exercise, it still hurt. I acted as if I was enraged and was going to hurl myself into an attack, but as Laura readied to take advantage, I suddenly stopped. As Laura nearly lost her balance, I tried to cut her legs out from under her.
*WHANG!*
Damn, she was fast enough, and stopped it. She was good. Damn good. We continued the lightsaber... er, crowbar battle, and then the earsplitting whistle, blown by Chief Moynahan, stopped us. We bowed to each other, then took our helmets off. Officers were stunned when they saw it was their Police Psychologist that had battled me to a standstill.
"Sir!" said Micah Rudistan with a jovial grin, trying to start trouble, "did you take it easy on your wife, there?"
"Are you kidding?" I replied with a grin. "You better believe it! I took it
very
easy on her... I don't want to have to sleep on the couch tonight!" As laughter erupted, I saw out of the corner of my eye that Laura was not amused, and was putting her helmet back on. I quickly put on mine, turned, and parried the powerful swing at my back!
*CLANG!*
Stupid to fail. And Laura had failed to get me. Now she was swinging at me again, then began mixing it with more martial arts, and this time she was
really
out for blood. For a moment she pressed me, and I remained on the defensive. But then I saw my opening... and I showed some things about Aikido that even Cindy had not seen.
I swung the crowbar, which Laura parried, but I was already pressing the attack and moving in on her. With a lightning fast, deft move, I grabbed her wrist and arm and twisted her around, using her own weight against her. She went to the floor and rolled, but was fast and experienced enough to be back on her feet instantly. Then came more crowbar clashes, then Laura tried another martial arts move and kick. I flowed with it, turned her, then cut her legs out from under her, successfully this time.
"Whooooaaaaaa!" the audience gasped almost as one. Laura had quickly scrambled up, so I couldn't take further advantage. I couldn't see her face behind her darkened helmet mask, but I could sense she was shocked at my Aikido skills. And getting a bit angry and frustrated. She was 'not winning'.
She tried an 'anti-Aikido' move that Cindy had been practicing for a long time, but I just switched to a more basic judo-"ish" move. In the blink of an eye, I had her yellow crowbar in one hand with my red one, and with the other I practically threw my wife over my shoulder, in reality over my arm, using her own weight and momentum against her. She flipped over and landed pretty hard on her back.
Chief Moynahan blew the whistle again, and everyone broke into applause as we took our helmets off and bowed to each other again. Laura's face was flushed, and I wondered if I really was going to be sleeping on the sofa with Bowser tonight.
"Damn, I had no idea you were
that
good!" she said quietly.
"I'm even better in bed." I whispered back, making her laugh.
"I knew
that
already." she replied with a 'look' and a little smile.