This story is part of an ongoing series.
The chronological order of my stories is now listed in WifeWatchman's biography.
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This story contains graphic scenes, language and actions that might be extremely offensive to some people. These scenes, words and actions are used only for the literary purposes of this story. The author does not condone murder, racial language, violence, rape or violence against women, and any depictions of any of these in this story should not be construed as acceptance of the above.
Part 12 -
En Garde!
(continued)
"DEFEND YOURSELF, TROY!"
*WHANG!*
My instincts had cut in even before I'd heard the warning yell, and I was turning to intercept the crowbar blow with my own red crowbar. My attacker was in all black, with armor that was better than a basic motorcycle protection suit. My attacker was a woman; those large breasts could not be hidden.
*CLANG!* *WHANG!*
I parried the blows as everyone stopped to watch. I don't know if they'd figured it out yet, but it was the golden yellow crowbar that gave her away.
This was Troy vs. Troy... I was facing off against my own wife, Dr. Laura Fredricson, late of the Central Intelligence Agency, and one serious badass at the martial arts (not to be confused with the 'marital' arts, but I digress...).
*CLANG!* *WHANG!* *CLANG!*
This was the first time Laura and I had engaged in personal combat with crowbars, and she was holding nothing back. She came at me with a couple of strong crowbar blows, then went for martial arts kicks. I parried the blows and simply sidestepped the kicks, graciously not taking her down with the Aikido moves available to me.
The noise and chatter in the gym increased as the crowbar battle continued. Most of the Officers had gone back to the bleachers to sit and watch. And they were getting a great view of a great battle.
Laura feinted and then moved in with a blow. I did not react in time and only partially deflected the blow onto my arm. In the real world, that would've hurt. In this exercise, it still hurt. I acted as if I was enraged and was going to hurl myself into an attack, but as Laura readied to take advantage, I suddenly stopped. As Laura nearly lost her balance, I tried to cut her legs out from under her.
*WHANG!*
Damn, she was fast enough, and stopped it. She was good. Damn good. We continued the lightsaber... er, crowbar battle, and then the earsplitting whistle, blown by Chief Moynahan, stopped us. We bowed to each other, then took our helmets off. Officers were stunned when they saw it was their Police Psychologist that had battled me to a standstill.
"Sir!" said Micah Rudistan with a jovial grin, trying to start trouble, "did you take it easy on your wife, there?"
"Are you kidding?" I replied with a grin. "You better believe it! I took it
very
easy on her... I don't want to have to sleep on the couch tonight!" As laughter erupted, I saw out of the corner of my eye that Laura was not amused, and was putting her helmet back on. I quickly put on mine, turned, and parried the powerful swing at my back!
*CLANG!*
Stupid to fail. And Laura had failed to get me. Now she was swinging at me again, then began mixing it with more martial arts, and this time she was
really
out for blood. For a moment she pressed me, and I remained on the defensive. But then I saw my opening... and I showed some things about Aikido that even Cindy had not seen.
I swung the crowbar, which Laura parried, but I was already pressing the attack and moving in on her. With a lightning fast, deft move, I grabbed her wrist and arm and twisted her around, using her own weight against her. She went to the floor and rolled, but was fast and experienced enough to be back on her feet instantly. Then came more crowbar clashes, then Laura tried another martial arts move and kick. I flowed with it, turned her, then cut her legs out from under her, successfully this time.
"Whooooaaaaaa!" the audience gasped almost as one. Laura had quickly scrambled up, so I couldn't take further advantage. I couldn't see her face behind her darkened helmet mask, but I could sense she was shocked at my Aikido skills. And getting a bit angry and frustrated. She was 'not winning'.
She tried an 'anti-Aikido' move that Cindy had been practicing for a long time, but I just switched to a more basic judo-"ish" move. In the blink of an eye, I had her yellow crowbar in one hand with my red one, and with the other I practically threw my wife over my shoulder, in reality over my arm, using her own weight and momentum against her. She flipped over and landed pretty hard on her back.
Chief Moynahan blew the whistle again, and everyone broke into applause as we took our helmets off and bowed to each other again. Laura's face was flushed, and I wondered if I really was going to be sleeping on the sofa with Bowser tonight.
"Damn, I had no idea you were
that
good!" she said quietly.
"I'm even better in bed." I whispered back, making her laugh.
"I knew
that
already." she replied with a 'look' and a little smile.
"All right, guys." I said. "As you can see, one has to go full bore no matter who the opponent is... in this exhibition against my wife, who has totally shocked me this morning, to being in the Police Boxing Matches rings with fellow Officers, to the real world out there where the perps don't consider it a friendly contest."
"That's right." said Chief Moynahan, addressing everyone as well. "Practice like you play, play like you practice. Train as hard as you can, so that you can defend yourselves and innocent civilians out there as effectively as you can.
"Also," said Chief Moynahan, " it would seeeeeemmm that all of the Troys are well versed in the martial arts. All of you are going to have to be at the very top of your games if you're going to beat Mr. Crowbar in the Police Boxing Matches. Isn't that right, De-tec-tive Davis?"
"Anything worth having isn't easy, sir." said Davis. "But I'm still going to win it all."
"What do the rest of you have to say about that?" asked the Chief.
"SET THOSE BRACKETS UP RIGHT, COMMANDER!!" they said in unison. I broke down laughing, realizing the Chief (and probably Teresa) had coordinated that, and very well. We simply have too much fun in this Police Department, I thought to myself. No wonder Laura wanted to join the fun.
Then I started wondering about the
real
reason Laura had used me for crowbar practice...
Part 13 - Messing With Clan Crowbar
"This is Bettina Wurtzburg, KXTC Fox Two News!" shouted the lovely reporterette from in front of City Hall at 7:00am, Tuesday, April 10th. "The Board of Inquiry has reached its decision and issued its report in the case of Commander Donald Troy's use of a helicopter gunship!"
MCD was full of Police Officers, one Police Psychologist, and one four-year-old Future Detective, but it was totally silent as everyone listened.
"The Board voted 2 to 1..." said Bettina, "that Commander Troy was justified in his use of the helicopter to engage criminals in order to rescue two wounded Police Officers!"
MCD erupted into applause, then settled down to listen to the rest of Bettina's broadcast:
"Though the vote was 2-1," said the lovely redheaded reporterette, "an unusual event happened in that all three Board members wrote separate opinions. Lead Commissioner Silas voted that Commander Troy's actions were justified, but he took the unusual step to write an opinion that stated that continued actions beyond the norm of Police protocols would be a problem in the future, and his comments advised the Town & County Council to set guidelines on Police procedures and actions that might go beyond the expected norms."
More Bettina: "The Town & County Council meets tonight, and will very likely take up the issue. They can accept the Board's findings, or reject the findings and impose their own judgment regarding Commander Troy's indemnity in this situation. Meanwhile, Commander Troy has made no statement regarding this incident or the Board's findings, but Chief Sean Moynahan issued a statement saying that Commander Troy's actions saved the lives of Officers and good people, and that the Commander should not have been subjected to, and I quote, 'a political witch hunt by politicians hostile to those who put their lives on the line for the Public every day', close quote. Retired Police Chief Griswold, who is running for Sheriff, said this. Roll tape."
Tape rolled, showing Chief Griswold. "Commander Troy takes care of his Police Officers, and always has their interests and the interests of innocent, law-abiding citizens in his mind in every action he takes. His swift action to use the helicopter to end the situation in the park and get his Officers medical attention is just one example of why the People of this County are extremely lucky to have Commander Donald Troy and his fellow Officers serving them..."
Bettina: "Candidate for Sheriff Della Harlow did not agree. She blasted the Board's findings, saying that the dissenting opinion was the real truth, and that the Council should accept it and reject the other findings. In the dissent, Commissioner Finneran said that, and I quote, 'Commander Troy's actions were more akin to a paramilitary operation that has no place in this Town & County, especially not by our Peace Officers'...
MCD erupted into laughter at the mention of the term 'Peace Officers'. I don't know whyyyy...
Bettina moved on: "And calls for the impeachment of Governor Val Jared grew louder as Jared doubled down on his war on undocumented workers! Governor Jared wants the SBI and local law enforcement to fully cooperate with Federal ICE agents, and stated that the recent declaration by the City's political leadership that the City was to be a Sanctuary City was unlawful, and that he would end the unspoken agreement of the City's self-sovereignty and send State Agents into the City to enforce immigration law."
"State Senator Maxine Watts renewed her calls for a Independent State Counsel to investigate Governor Jared for collusion in covering up the involvement of the Federal Government in the assassination of superstar singer Jasmine Nix. She also repeated her assertions that Governor Jared was a racist and misogynist, and not even trying to hide his hatred of ethnic minorities and women."