The sportsball game played noisily in the background as I furrowed my brow in concentration, clicking the mouse. I dragged an island into the playing field and then cast Tolarian Terror, waiting expectantly to see if it was countered. It wasn't. My prospects were looking up. 'Magic the Gathering: Arena' provided hours of entertainment when I was away from home, which wasn't often.
A new store meant firsthand attention, and lucky me, I was tapped to spend a week in Phoenix, making sure the t's were dotted and my eyes were crossed. The ground team was too busy to socialize, and the company did not provide a car as a shuttle took me back and forth, so I entertained myself in the evenings in the bar, before going back to my room to watch some porn, text Monica, my wife, and go to sleep.
I attacked, killed some blockers, and lost my Haughty Djinn. Two more turns should do it. Just then, I looked up to see the bartender warning a young woman away. She had red and blue bobbed hair, a buttoned up white blouse, short, plaid skirt and tall boots. I hadn't realized there was an anime convention in town.
"We don't need any trouble here, leave the guests alone," the bartender cautioned her.
The girl appeared confused. "I'm not... he's, my uncle." She looked at me and I looked at her. I looked at the bartender and shrugged.
"Out!" he ordered her.
"Uncle Tom? Aunt Monica told me you'd be here." She stood there uncomfortably, biting her lip.
I could never keep track of Monica's far flung family, the result of several divorces, and subsequent remarriages. She had mentioned a niece who was a student at the University, but I had long since stopped paying attention to such details. I waved off the bartender who arched his eyebrow but otherwise went back to watching his sportsball game.
The young woman bounced over, all smiles. "I'm Caitlin, your niece," and she stuck out her hand.
"Ah, Caitlin," I replied taking her hand, slowly remembering. "EnchantΓ©."
"Aunt Monica said you were charming." She blushed, "You're also more handsome than the pictures she sent me."
Monica was like that. She seemed to enjoy having other women attracted to me, occasionally putting me on the spot. For my 40th birthday she had one of her friends strip for me, and made it clear that I should expect a happy ending. That was a fun night, with Monica's blessing, even though she never explicitly talked about it. All she would say was "As long as you always come home to me, have fun, I trust you."
After twenty some years of marriage, we still had a great sex life, and the few forays into extramarital fun I had were orchestrated by her. "I wouldn't want you to get bored," she had replied, when I first questioned her about it. I never knew and never asked if she had dabbled outside of our marriage, as long as she seemed happy.
But Caitlin... she seemed like she was twenty, well under half my age. Somehow, I didn't think this was one of Monica's usual setups. I motioned for Caitlin to sit down. "Are you old enough to drink?"
"Legally? No," came the short response. "I can't anyway," she shrugged, "Medication."
I nodded sagely, trying to remember which part of the family she was from. The hair was obviously a wig, her skin was milky white, with bright blue eyes and impossibly transparent eyebrows, and a slightly upturned petite nose. Rosy, full lips, slim build; I searched my memory.
"You're Lou's girl, right?"
She winced and laughed at the same time. "Louis. He hates being called Lou."
"Good thing he's not here then."
"Yeah, that would suck."
"Can I trust you to never reveal this grave transgression?" Not that I really cared, I was just feeling chatty all of a sudden.
"I can be persuaded," she replied, leaning forward with a teasing smile.
"Oh shit!" I remembered my game and looked down to see the word "Defeat" on the screen. Oh well. "Sorry", I said to her, clicking on the screen to reset.
"It's OK, I went to public school." It took me a moment. She was pretty funny. Unlike Lou. Louis. She looked at the screen. "Magic?"
"Yes, do you play?"
"A few times. Aunt M said you played, she said you might like someone to play with." She fished in her bag for a moment and pulled out a small stack of prebuilts. "I get black." I looked at the slim boxes. They looked brand new, unlike the beaten up stuff I played with on rare occasions. I hadn't actually bought anything in years.
"Sure, let's play." I started to open a red/white deck, and she stopped me, her pale hand with black nails resting on mine.
She looked around, "Not here."
"We can grab a table," I agreed as I shut my laptop lid, and prepared to put it in my bag.
"No," she said hesitantly. "I want to play for ante."
"Doesn't seem fair, these are all your cards, I don't have anything to ante."
She put her hand back on mine. "Oh? Are you sure?"
I was confused. "You want to play for money?"
"No." She was grinning, as if enjoying my confusion. "You'll figure it out, now, where's your room?"
"310."
I squared with the bartender, who looked at me unapprovingly, or so it seemed, as Caitlin gathered her decks and went to wait by the door. "Really, she's my niece."
"Not my business," the bartender observed.
Caitlin walked buoyantly, surprisingly lightly considering her tall boots. She made sure she pushed the elevator button before me and rushed into the elevator to press the button for three. "Hurry up, I have some ass to kick!"
"Big words from a little girl," I announced in my best facsimile of a sports broadcaster, "Let's see if she has the moves to back that up."
"Little? I'm five foot four!" With her boots she was a little taller than that, but at Six one, her statement didn't mean as much as she thought it might.
"Welterweight," I mock coughed into my hand.
"That's why it's going to hurt all the more," she retorted, poking me in the chest and laughing. "Aunt M didn't say you were funny."
"I'm not." The second slowest elevator in the world dinged, the doors opening to three. "To the left."
Halfway down the hall, I slid the card into the slot, and opened the door of my room, making a sweeping gesture with my hand. Fortunately, it wasn't as messy as it could have been.
"Do you have any bottled water? I'm thirsty?" She went to look in the mini fridge, looking back at me in surprise. "You sure know how to treat a lady," she commented, as she pulled one of many bottles of spring water out of the fridge.
"Oh, you know, get them watered up, have my way with them," I groaned inwardly, remembering this was my niece. On my wife's side by her half-brother, but still...
"At last, the diabolical plan is revealed. Whatever is our heroine to do?" she said, holding her forearm up against her brow.
"Curses, foiled again!" I shot back, doing my best Snidely Whiplash voice.
"Handsome, funny, and charming," she declared, "Way to go Aunt M!" She sat on the king sized bed and started to take off her boots. She saw me looking at her. "My feet hurt."
I cleaned papers and some file folders off of the table, positioning chairs for our game. "The bed is big enough, why don't we just play on here?" She finished removing her other boot. Fishing the decks out of her bag again, she let it drop to the floor and tossed the white/red deck I had chosen earlier into the middle of the bed.
"Um, OK," I agreed, and kicked off my shoes, sitting on the edge and leaning forward. She was lying on her side, propped on one arm, as she took her cards out and started shuffling. "What's this ante you were talking about?"
"You'll see. When I beat you." She presented her deck to cut, but I waved it back, and after shuffling my own a few times, I presented it to her. She cut, and I fished a nickel out of my pocket.
"Call it."
"Tails." The nickel landed inaudibly on the bedspread. It was heads.
I drew the requisite seven cards, and after some brief organization, laid out a plains. She laid down a swamp, tapped it, and played a Typhoid Rat. I played a mountain, and cast shock, destroying her rat. We went back and forth like that for nearly a dozen turns before I finished her off with a Pyroclasm.
"Fuck!" she yelled. Throwing down her remaining cards. She laughed at my shocked expression. "Public school, remember?"
I chuckled at that. "You don't need to give me anything, let's just play again." I started gathering my cards.
"Fair's fair," she said brightly, and sitting up, she started taking off her shirt.
"Whoa, hold on."
"What? I lost." She continued unbuttoning her shirt. "Ante, remember?" She slid one arm through the short sleeve and pulled it off. She wasn't wearing a bra. Her breasts were small enough she didn't really need one. I swallowed, wishing I had more than water in the fridge.
I realized I was going to have to keep winning because I was fairly sure she didn't want to see middle-aged dad bod in all its glory. "I see plying you with water has paid off. Like putty in my hands."
"Same decks?"
"Sure"
Shuffle, cut, deal. She went first this time. Swamp, Mountain, Raging Goblin, attack. This game went even faster than the first one, and after my small force of enchanted goblins finished her, she started peeling off her thigh high stockings, revealing white, slender legs with black painted toenails.
"I'm going to switch," she sighed, boxing up the black deck and replacing it with a green one.