"Dear fucking God it's too fucking hot." Kevin groaned wiping his brow free of sweat and flicking it across the room at Stacy. "I mean holy shit my balls are sticking to my leg."
Stacy narrowed her eyes at him but didn't bother moving from her spot. She was only wearing one of his dress shirts which she hadn't bothered to button up. "If it weren't so hot I'd kick you for flicking your gross sweat at me but it's too hot to bother. Just remember that shit the next time you want a bj at three in the morning."
"You know what I will remember it. I mean that just means you'll actually have a good reason to say no." Kevin replied forcing a half assed smile and adjusting the fan so it was facing him. It was a minor but appreciable difference. Before he'd felt like he'd just stuck his face in an oven, now he felt like the oven had a scorching breeze blowing through it. "How fucking hot is it?"
"I dunno. I'm not getting up but the car said it was one twenty when I got off work." That had been over two hours ago at ten in the morning. The sun hadn't really began the most brutal part of its assault on Southern California yet then.
"That's not even funny." Kevin grumbled letting. His eyes wandered over to Stacy. It was equal parts testament to how hot it was and how hot
she
was that Kevin had mixed feelings as his eyes went through the labor intensive action of following a bead of sweat as it trickled down the hollow of her throat, down between her full mocha colored breasts, over her smooth stomach before finally ending its journey in her pierced naval.
"It's too fucking hot." Stacy grumbled.
"Too hot for what?" Kevin replied in mock innocence.
"Too hot to talk, too hot to fuck, it's too damn hot for you to even be
looking
at me like that." Stacy replied sinking farther into the couch. "Remind me why we insist on living in California."
Kevin looked at her and shrugged. "Earthquakes once a decade beat the hell out of hurricanes, snow storms, tornadoes and constant rain. Course getting away from your parents might be worth it."
Stacy raised a brow. "You're really enjoying that I'm not going to do shit aren't you?"
Kevin nodded. Stacy talking had encouraged that droplet to evacuate her pierced naval and journey down over her pelvis before vanishing into neatly trimmed tangle of dark brown curls that didn't at all match her shoulder length dirty blonde hair. "Don't pretend like the idea never crossed your mind."
"Shut up."
"Make me." Kevin challenged.
"I don't make monkeys, I train them."
"Seriously?" Kevin replied.
"Seriously, I went there brah."
Kevin blinked. "I don't even know what to say to you right now."
There was loud pop followed by a dying whir as the lights and television blinked out and the three fans in the house died. "You've got to be fucking kidding me. It was bad enough with the AC out but the fans are down too and no more ice water? God fucking damn it that's some bullshit right there."
Stacy didn't even respond to his tirade. She just sat still hoping that she could find a way to just will herself to stop being so hot. She'd go to the pool but it had been filled to the brim when she'd come in and probably hadn't gotten any less crowded since then. The water was probably disgustingly warm, it would be filled with young men more than happy to cop a feel and worse as Kevin never let her forget boys pee in the pool. It was disgusting enough when it was just a handful but they would probably be shoulder to shoulder. "We should probably put the milk and eggs in a cooler. I think we've got enough ice left to save them."
"Well we could try frying the eggs on the pavement. I'm kinda curious if that's actually possible." Kevin joked pealing himself off the couch and shuddering at the disturbing squeak he made. "You know what's a bitch?"
"What?" Stacy asked oozing out of the recliner she was stuck to and rising.
"Remember last week when I took out those chicken legs for dinner at like noon and they were still frozen at six?"
"Yep."
"That won't happen now with everything still locked the freezer. It's such bullshit." Kevin said.
"Yeah that is a bitch."
Kevin pulled out an old cooler he'd couldn't even remember where he'd picked up and filled it up with all the ice and frozen good he thought might survive thawing and with Stacy's help quickly packed them around the milk and eggs.
"Oh, lookie, lookie." Stacy purred happily digging something out of the back of the freezer with an enormous grin on her face.
It was a carton of Dryers Double Dose Cookies and Cream ice cream. "I forgot we even had that." Kevin grinned. "And it would be a shame to let it go to waste wouldn't it?"
Stacy's grin was already nearly ear to ear but it managed to grow at the suggestion. "That's the best thing you've suggested all day. Get the spoons."