Hi, I'm Mel, short for Melanie. This story is about my favorite time that I seduced a boy, and the fastest too.
Let me lay it out for you. I have dark hair, wavy, and if it was long it might have been curly. Brown eyes and a crooked smile on a face that had been called "cute" and "pixieish." Or maybe that was about my body, I forget, cause I'm short and on the thin side.
I roll my eyes a lot, I barely wear any makeup, I like people who say silly things. And at the time, I went dancing only if it was with people who didn't care how I danced, and when I got home from working in the coffee shop I liked to relax and not stress out too much.
I was graduated from college with no good job yet, and living with my roommate Jessica in a small house downtown. The bedrooms and kitchen were on the ground floor, and we had a half-finished basement for just hanging out and relaxing. Weekends I went to indie bands if they were bikeable and I found time. I worked on the backyard garden a little if it was nice out. If it wasn't, I read or watched TV or tried to get Jessica to be a little less serious.
Jess and I got along pretty good. I get along with most everyone pretty good.
Jess and I didn't have boyfriends. She'd broken up with hers months ago and was still oh-so-dramatically recovering from a broken heart. I was working OT when I could to save up some money, and in the time left I just didn't have the energy to go out on dates.
Jessica did have a boy who was a friend, though. Jason went out with her all the time. They'd known each other from college and yeah, of course boys and girls can be friends without getting mushy, and they were two of them. Went to movies, went on drives, went on walks, but no hand-holding, no romance, and no friends-with-benefits. That last part I'd gotten Jess to say out loud, by questioning her relentlessly one afternoon. That was fun.
Oh, and -- for a while, I'd been crushing on Jason big time.
He was so cute. Hair getting too long, and when he brushed it out of his eyes, he sometimes had this look like a puppy dog or like a Beatle. He had one of those faces that even when he was trying to be super serious he looked like he was about to grin. Nose just a little bit bigger than his face knew what to do with. And he was a little bit taller than his body knew what to do with, and when he bumped into things or ducked his head on our basement staircase it was just adorable. He teased me like a little sister, which drove me crazy, but I knew he didn't mean it.
And since he and Jessica were platonically joined at the hip, I saw him way too much for my own peace of mind. He was around our house all the time. He was always showing up, bringing over some movie to watch or something. Like three times a week, Jess and I could have been chilling out in front of the TV, and Mr. Hott Cutie had to show up and make me all distracted.
He was single, I wasn't seeing anyone, Jess wasn't interested. Totally fair game. Did I have to paint him a picture?
Here's what happened, the night I totally seduced him.
Jessica was out of town doing one of her important things she does. Jason stopped by at nine at night to hang out with her, which was the kind of thing he'd do, except he didn't know she was gone. He ended up sticking around anyway and talking with me instead.
It got later, we were watching TV, and when he went to the bathroom I went in my room, took a breath mint and changed into my pajamas: baby-blue patterned flannel. Button tops and elastic-waist bottoms, and no, I didn't wear panties with them. Why the breath mint? Just in case, you know?
We met up back downstairs, and if he noticed my having changed into my soft flannel, he didn't say anything. He was wearing his usual jeans and a nicely fitted T-shirt. So we sat at opposite ends of Jessica's big poofy couch, a great TV-watching couch. Him stretched out in one corner, me sitting on one leg facing him and the other foot on the floor.
We were half watching TV. I was being funny as usual, asking questions about his girlfriend Jessica, and he was giving this funny exaggerated sigh and telling me she wasn't his girlfriend, he didn't have a girlfriend, and I innocently said maybe he didn't have a girlfriend because every girl in town saw him go everywhere with Jessica, dumbass. Duh. Ha-ha.
And we were practicing laughing like a horse at only the dumbest jokes on TV, and cutting down imaginary people we made up in the shows who weren't even there, and talking about how awesomely awesome it would be if we had some popcorn and it'd be great if the other person went and made some and of course not making any.
I was flipping channels with the tivo remote and we settled on this incredibly bad monster movie and then the commercial came on for Victoria's Secret, you know, with the tall babes with way too expensive hair and makeup, just lounging around in their lingerie being all sexy.
I was telling him some long stupid thing. But then I noticed he wasn't paying any attention to me, he was just staring at the TV, kind of zoned out.
And that was just too funny. I trailed off and just sat quietly laughing to myself until the ad was over and he kind of came back to reality which was hilarious.
And then I got to tease him about it and that was great. He was such a dork. I was thanking him for returning to Planet Earth, and going on about how he probably couldn't even walk past the Gap mannequins in the mall, and asking him if he whacked off to the Sears Roebuck catalog when he was nine, and saying I noticed he was especially into the lingerie-girl wearing the mask with the feathers (did he lust after birds, did he want to fuck the Lone Ranger, and so on).
I might not have given him such a hard time except he was actually getting sheepish about it, and that was so damned cute.
Then I remembered the tivo, so I told him he was in for a special treat, and rewound it to replay the commercial. On time #2, he was telling me to stop it, and give him the remote (as if), and I was watching the ad and giving him the color commentary. "And here comes the girl with the boobies! Watch as she slinks and pouts!"
Since he was too busy complaining to me to watch the ad, I rewound it again and explained over his protests that I was going to keep playing it over and over until he admitted it was stupid. He was sighing at me, and widening his eyes at me, and rolling his eyes at me, and I was having none of it. Flustering Jason was a lot better than anything on TV.
Around time #3 or #4 he ran out of protests and just sat and watched it glumly. And around there I noticed that the soundtrack was actually kind of sexy if you closed your eyes. So then I rewound it and said it was for me this time, that I wanted to listen to their sexy voices, and I added "ooh yeah"s to their sexy sexy voices. I got a smile for that one.
I have this stupid thing that if something is funny, I sometimes keep doing it until it's not funny anymore, and then I still keep doing it, hoping it will get funny again. It never does but I still keep trying.
Since this was a lot more entertaining than the monster movie, I just kept replaying the ad. After like 6 times I didn't even bother to make up an explanation, we just got to the end, he turns to look at me without saying anything.
Pause.
I said, "oh hey you should watch this," rewind, replay. I'm a laugh riot.
And when I finally shut my stupid mouth I noticed he actually was watching it most of the time, and holy shit I was pretty sure he actually thought the babes in bras were sexy. I wasn't totally sure about it but he almost seemed like he was draping his hands in his lap to hide a hardon from me.
So that's why he's flustered I guess. Or, did he think I'd be grossed out? I dunno, I thought it was adorable.
Anyway, when I played it a few more times, he kept watching. Maybe he was bored? Or maybe he didn't know where else to look, or maybe he was just horny from months without a girlfriend. I guess after a while ironic-sexy maybe just turns into sexy.
We watched that stupid ad way more times than was reasonable. I could have recited the voiceover by heart. But after a while, I wasn't saying anything, I was just replaying it and watching him. And now I was being the serious one.
Finally I quit it. Near the end of the ad, I paused it, freeze-framed on some bronzed woman with "hair-and-makeup-by," and when he turned to look at me, I just looked back at him. No smile now. Both of us serious.
And here's where the seduction part began. Start your stopwatches. Don't blink.
I said, "it actually is pretty sexy, isn't it."
He didn't say anything.
I said, not trying to be funny, "Well, no one should be surprised that watching sexy girls turns you on."
He said, "yes. It does." He was looking at me.
I looked him right in the eye.
He looked right back at me. That was the look that started soaking my panties (if I'd worn them). Did he just call me a sexy girl? His head was tilted a little back to see under his hair, his mouth was solemn as a priest, and his hands were still in his lap. I was sure he was concealing the bulge from me.
But now he didn't really seem to care whether I knew that.
I realized all the joking and irony had gotten washed away.
I wet my lips.
He kept looking at me.
And the magic move was: I cocked my head just a tiny bit to the side, and raised an eyebrow just the littlest bit.
That was my way of saying what I'd wanted to say to him for weeks, which was, bring it on, fucker, get the fuck over here.
He thought about that for a second, then stood up, took two steps over to my side of the couch, and stood there. Just stood there, in front of me.
Hands at his sides now, and yeah that was definitely a bulge.
My turn now to be discombobulated, but I recovered fast. I looked up at him. I didn't dare to smile for fear he'd smile back and call it a joke and sit down.
I said, "do you have something to show me?"
He thought about that for another second, and then reached down, lifted up his shirt, and pulled it up, over, and off. And kept looking at me, stony-faced.
Bare-chested. This was a boy wearing nothing but jeans, and standing right there.
OK, now I was hot. I was pretty sure I was going to fuck him by this point, but I just needed a way to get to the sex without some stupid joke ruining it. But with that hardon in his jeans, I figured he was serious enough.
And, nice body too. Which I kind of knew already, but boy I liked looking at all that bare skin in front of me.
I reached up slowly and... undid just the button on his jeans. Just one button. And looked up at him again.
He reached down slowly and... unzipped his pants.
Oh fuck yeah. Hard half-naked cutie standing there pulling his pants open. It hit me how much I'd been wanting this. I flushed, and suddenly, I was ready. Yeah -- ready -- you know what I mean.
Now it was all me. I gently pulled his pants down. His cock was trapped at a funny angle in his boxers, so, gently, I pulled those down too.
Stiff penis, bobbing out, pointed right at my face. Nice looking.
Here we go. It had been a while since I'd done this. I liked Jason enough that I wanted to take my time.